the great bulgar adventures

by dont-ask-who-joe-is

a collection of stories regarding old great bulgaria and his sons, volga bulgaria and danube bulgaria (aka the one you know from the series). yes this is gonna be a crackfic

120. Ch120: no need to fight over me

russia *shoves bulgaria towards america*: TAKE HIM SO HE RUINS YOUR PLANS AND ANNOYS YOU TO DEATH WITH YOGURT JOKES!

america *shoves bulgaria back to russia*: NO YOU TAKE HIM SO HE RUINS YOUR PLANS AND ANNOYS YOU TO DEATH WITH YOGURT JOKES!

bulgaria: awww guys there's no need to fight over me : )))))

russia and america: WHATEVER! *they walk away from him in opposing directions with angry looks on their faces*