bulgaria and turkey decided to lay off the alcohol and drugs cuz they didn't like how these substances controlled them and made them feel powerless and dependent (and they began taking them to escape such feelings in the first place).
they agree to hang out but NO DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.
and bulgaria's being a smartass like that dude from the meme pointing his index finger to his temple
'well we agreed that we aren't gonna take drugs or drink alcohol when hanging out. but we never agreed that I can't drink before we hang out u know I'ma get wasted beforehand'
then he writes "who's there?" on a sheet of paper so he knows what to say when turkey knocks on the door as to not reveal that he's drunk.
so he starts drinking... time passes, someone knocks on the door.
bulgaria grabs the paper sheet.
'w-who's. .. deur.. queshun mark'
'it's me comma turkey period'