"Needless to say, McCoy walked out before he could kill anyone." Warning! Crack!fic! No, literally. It's crack.

If you asked Leonard "Bones" McCoy to tell you the story of Captain James Tiberius Kirk... A friendship story with mentions of K/S slash.

The evolution of Jemima Tiberius Kirk and Leonard McCoy, future poster-couple of the Federation. features girl!Kirk and non-explicit interactions between adults in a stressful environment. Rated M for non-graphic descriptions and for language.

An answer to a buckle-up meme prompt. Kirk is in the mafia, and Leonard has caught his attention – much to Leonard's dismay. Warning: dub-con, might be closer to non-con; Rated for mature content. Please act accordingly.

Sequel to Emotional Response. Spock is trying to carry out his experiment on the captain, but Jim keeps on avoiding him, luckily Spock has ways of getting round that. K/S SLASH.

During a late night drinking session the command crew share their first job experiences... little does Uhura know that hers will be called upon to save the ship.

Spock falls apart after being violently assaulted. Written for a prompt on LJ

Seven kisses Jim and Leonard had to perform in public and one that was in private, and simply for themselves. A loosely-connected sequel to Just Warming Up.

Nurse Chapel has a handy revelation about Romulan physiology

Jim is very pleased with the latest upgrade. Prequel for The Definition of the Word, if you squint really hard.

Spock rambles to himself a bit. It's all Jim's fault really. Pre-slash if you squint.

[EDITED 10/2013] Christine Chapel does not like hostile work environments or Leonard McCoy, and she's not shy about letting people know about it. –– set during the end of the 2009!film; formerly titled 'cosmic jokes, karmic retribution and other excuses for life's little ironies'

Nyota Uhura stands up for what she believes in. Unfortunately, at sixteen, all it does is land her in trouble. Thankfully her grandmother provides some perspective. (Or: The one where Uhura has a smart mouth.) –– set ostensibly during the 2009!film

Gaila came to Starfleet Academy for freedom, just not the kind most expect. A character study about misconceptions, cultural misunderstandings and the many types of freedom. –– set during the Academy Era

Sixth in the Progression Series. When they finally bond, it's an accident. Not that Jim really minds all that much. K/S.

Slash M rated for a reason. Spock/ Kirk. After an away mission goes disaterously wrong Spock and Kirk end up alone together in a cave. Afterward an awkward Kirk has to convince Spock that he's gay so they can persue a relationship together

For TWBI reviewer #525: thetwinspartner-in-pranks who requested a humorous firsttime K/S story involving body switching and the logic of sponges.

Jim and Leonard start off the day with a sleepy morning in bed.

When the Enterprise receives a distress call from the Starfleet base on Beta Delta, it goes to their aid, and McCoy finds an old student there running things... and running herself ragged trying to cure the epidemic on her base. McCoy/OC friendship.

Princess Joanna McCoy invites Sir Prince Jim Kirk and Sir King McCoy to her tea party. Of course, they accept her proposal, and Jim has a proposal of his own. K/B,schmoopy, prompt-fill for TanzenPILZen, bless her soul.

Fifth in the Progression Series. Jim has realised that every time his relationship with Spock goes anywhere, it's because the Vulcan is hurt. But sometimes their careers don't give them much option about that. And now is one of those times. K/S.

Nyota has changed her routine slightly and Spock must find out why. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: office supplies. Warning: references to difficulty in conceiving.

Jim lost a bet and now must snap a rubber band on his wrist every time he thinks about sex. By the end of the day, can you imagine what the poor man's hand looks like? A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: office supplies.

Since they started this mission, Gaila has always been the one to go to Jim. Now, Gaila has figured out what's holding Jim back. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: office supplies.

Jim must face the consequences when he and Bones get a little... overenthusiatic one day. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: office supplies.