CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a DOCTOR McCOY unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your McCOY will give you decades of quality performance. Contains plenty of Kirk/Spock slash because, let's face it, McCOY KNOWS!

Until you have received sufficient punishment; you are not allowed to leave this office." Thus began, Nyota Uhura's night of punishment under Commander Spock's determined hand. M for strong sexuality, mild dominance, and a few bad words.

An experiment on descriptions. The Enterprising Young Men sequence put into text form. Please tell me how I did.

What are the consequences of an accidental touch?

What happens when Kirk tells Bones how he feels? Pain. Even worse, what happens when he gets really sick? Poor Jim. Jim!Whumping. SLASH Jim/Bones. Rated M for later chapters. AU. Inspired by A Walk to Remember.

A slightly Fireflyish AU of the XI movie where after a 25 year war with the Romulans the Federation isn't exactly the shiny symbol of universal peace it once was and smuggling is king. It's time for some big damn heroes. K/S all the way.

A new product, for the command crew to test out, nearly kills Kirk.

Chekov/Sulu. "Chekov has an adorable bunny that he picked up on a planet they were visiting, but has to get rid of it due to starship rules." OH NO! ;A; CAN ANYTHING BE DONE? Warnings for angst, slapstick, botany, and literal fluff.

Spock and Nyota reconnect after their first meeting on Vulcan nearly a decade ago. This story occurs after First Contact but before Surprise Surprise and is meant to be a sequel to First Contact, but can be read independently. Pre-Movie.

Summary: The men of the Enterprise Kirk, Bones, Sulu, Scotty and Chekov go out bathing/Skinny dipping in a lake they feel is secluded. Spock does not participate but he does go with them. Allison, Tiffany and Ax crash their party however.

An entry from the First Officer's Personal Log concerning what is and what could have been. Companion to "Unrequieted".

K/S. In progress. Emotional transferences have never been so frustrating.

During shore leave on Earth, Kirk and Spock run into Frank. Kirk is ... not pleased, to say the least. Warning: K/S slash.

The story of Aladdin superimposed with our favorite crew. Based mainly on the Disney version, but also others. Not as stupid as it sounds. Promise. Kirk/Spock slash!

An Easter party gone wrong. Written for a kink meme prompt which you'll find within. Warning: I believe this counts as crack because the premise is completely ridiculous, even if the characters themselves are not necessarily.

Spock is worried about his emotions and wants to deal with them logically. Jim comes up with an illogical solution. K/S fluff.

I had hoped that, out of all the horrors you have experienced in your life, you would have been spared from Tarsus IV. It pains me deeply, Jim, that you were on Tarsus even in this timeline.

Spock was not the only one who lost control that day.

Bones and Kirk have some fun with chocolate : Rated M for a reason.

Who knew the past could be so damn frustrating? K/S slow building.

Spock comes across the Captain crying, what is a half Vulcan to do? K&S, possible K/S pre-SLASH if you squint. Not angsty.

Near-death experiences have a way of forcing people to evaluate their life choices. (Or how Christine Chapel and Leonard McCoy met and the unexpected way life happens.) –– set during the 2009!film

Sulu/Chekov, ensemble. Solstice - noun, from the Latin for "sun stop." When life freezes for Sulu, Chekov spends a month on the threshold between night and day. Warning for character death, sort of.

The natives on Rivalis expect the Enterprise away team to follow their customs; they can see straight through angst, so what does that mean for our fav guys? Spock/Kirk, Chekov/Sulu

Due to a Freak Transporter Incident that May or May Not have involved Scotty’s Tinkering, Kirk and Spock are TRANSPLANTED TO MIDDLE EARTH. No, really. Crack. Crossover with Lord of the Rings.