its time for the second prophecy! sorry if the story sucks a bit! review! no flames please!

you all see these 'a hundered ways to annoy...' right? well here's a thousand ways to annoy them all! 1-1000 all the different characters from Kronos to Gaea and Percy to Jason... R&R please!

title says it all... flames will be used to roast s'mores

[Percy/Annabeth - post "House of Hades"] Annabeth had always assumed her and Percy's first time having sex would be somewhere near the beach. Or perhaps it could have been in his cabin at Camp Half-Blood. However, inside Percy's room on the Argo II in the middle of the night isn't a bad choice given the circumstances they'd just been through together.

Percy catches Annabeth in a compromising situation and she demands balance. Set between Battle of the Labyrinth and The Last Olympian.

Suddenly, Piper remembers something very important about her past... and about Leo Valdez. Happens between HoH and BoO, so may contain spoilers. Liper (Kind of) and mentions of other pairings. Oneshot!

A collection of Caleo One Shots.

AU. Valentines Day can mean a lot of things. Some find it single awareness day while others find it the time to confess their love to another. To Nico and Percy it is a day of promise. Entry for Takara Phoenix's Valentine's Contest.

Annabeth is tired of being a princess. She wants to explore the world. Percy's just a prince navigator in the right place at the right time to take her away. AU

after the giants war, the 7 half-bloods have answered the call and are now enjoying the life of piece that they have all dreamed about. leo has even made it back to the group after taking a little side track to rescue calypso. but the world of demigods never rests, and a new figure has travelled a very long way out of instinct and a post card, to save them all.

As of February 16, 2015, this is a rewritten version of my first fanfic, "Quirks." Just a short one-shot. Don't expect too much out of it. xPERLIAx

"It hurts," she said between sobs. "Shh," Aphrodite said, patting her soothingly on the back. "I know it does." -OR- In which Artemis needs a shoulder to cry on, and Aphrodite's there for her. No slash, just friendship. Post-BoO. ONESHOT. Rated T for paranoia.

*based off of that annoying meme I'm sure you've all seen* After the war with Gaea, Percy's been acting weird around Nico... This leads to some conflict between Nico and Will, can Nico mend things between him and Will while dealing with Percy? idk just read and lemme know what you think! tysm

Percy's second summer of lifeguarding is interrupted by some obnoxious teenage girls. When Annabeth comes to see Percy, what will she do? I suck at summaries. PERCABETH ONE-SHOT (probably actually rated K or perhaps even K)

Luke stumbles upon something he should never found. Title subject to change. Rated T for reasons of paranoia. One sided Thuke

So Annabeth, Nico and Thalia join Percy at Goode High School with a lot of suprises, mean people and general bumps down the road.

Percy and Annabeth take a trip to the aquarium, where Percy introduces Annabeth to some of his fishy friends.

Todo lo que Nico necesitaba era alguien que pueda sanar su corazón y Will era perfecto para ese trabajo /Slash / Dedicado a Sakura Hecate

Onshot, takes place before TLH, but after TLO. The hunters of Artemis just got back to camp, I think about maybe a week after Percy disappeared. Very light Thalico, if you don't like it then look at it as Nico comforting his cousin(that was my original plan with this fic).

"Because I finally found someone who I can be happy with, and who takes away the misery of my life, just like you said I would."

A collection of one-shots on the evolution of Percabeth from the very moment they met.

Within the hour, he was kneeling in front of his lord's throne. The place was barren, cold, lifeless. Homey to him, but too quiet. Of course it would be, Persephone was with her mother this time of year. His wings fluttered behind him. "You wanted to see me, sir?" (Not nearly as serious as it sounds)

The ending to the long-lasting series "Percy Jackson" has finally come. We, the faithful and devoted readers have been through so much with our favorite characters. Thank goodness that the ending is so happy, we couldn't handle it otherwise. Or could we? Cringe, sigh, and just place your head in your hands as you read... The Worst Ending To Percy Jackson!

"In theory, Jason was all for being the D.D. God forbid one of his friends was to drive drunk and get hurt. It's just that, in practice, it wasn't exactly fun, and somehow Jason ended up doing it most of the time." In which something good comes from being sober when all your friends are wasted. Jasper one-shot. Includes lots of drunk demigods. Mortals AU.

Nico di Angelo is sorry for many things especially for living.