Do not take this seriously. this is pure crack randomness, nothing more. I'm new to writing so please no flames, this is supposed to be stupid. written for the lack of first class parodys

What if Onslaught had been created from the love between Charles and Erik instead of their frustrations and pains? My completely failed attempt at a crackfic. Implied Erik/Charles.

"Since ya hadn't noticed, swamp rat, Ah'm pregnant, tahred, and tryin' ta sleep at three o'clock in the mornin!" Rogue and Gambit's adventure of going from two to three. Four-shot.

In which there are guns, mayhem, cold-blooded torture, more guns, explosions, girls in leather, even more guns, knives, chess, and just for a change, a fuckload of guns. Or to put it another way: assassin AU!

"Erik is a fruit magnet." *Older Work*

After Logan has flattened Three Mile Island, Remy returns to New Orleans, finally free of his past when it catches up with him again in the form of a fellow prisoner from his time at Stryker's.

Erik tells Charles about his past. Erik/Charles slash

After the war has begun and ended, who was there to see it all? And what has become of them? Revolves around Erik, Raven, and a little Charles.

Tranches de vie de l'adolescence de Scott.

A.K.A. Halloween with Banshee and Havoc. Sean finds a stash from the Prof's old trickster days.

Antes de ese largo enfrentamiento entre humanos y muntanes, Erik va a advertírselo a su Charles. Este no quiere saber nada, pero lo escuchará y tratará de darle un poco de paz al tiempo que Erik también se la da a él. - Erik/Charles

First Class Prompt: Anachronism! Charles and Erik declare themselves to be in a relationship via Facebook. The others react in the most inappropriate and hilarious ways.

Hank McCoy had a thing for power. Alex Summers had power. XMFC movie, Rated T just to be safe. Not sure if one-shot or chapter story yet.

Set after X3. What happens when Logan returns after leaving for so long? Can Ororo take the pressure of being head of the team? Can they find strength within each other?

Magneto's reaction when he finds out about Charles' death. X3 spoilers. Short one-shot

'It was as he stepped over a mangled metal beam that lay across his path that Erik saw him: Charles Xavier lying motionless on his side, his eyes closed.' Inspired by perishing-twinkie's stunning First Class fanart "While the World Burns" on deviantART.

In the Howlett/Creed family, having animal attributes is the norm. When the two brothers leave little Lizzy home to sulk while they hunt, they find she's not the same as they'd originally thought.

Ororo and Logan discover that what they wanted, they didn't need, and what they needed was right in front of them.

After a tragic accident, a level 5 mutant, struggles for control over herself and her mind. Running for her life from Magneto and the British police force, can she find someone to trust in this new world. Pairing: CharlesXOC Set just after Xmen 1st class

Bored at a stuffy party, Erik pulls Charles into the bathroom for a brief reprieve. Erik/Charles slash. Set during "First Class."

Modern violinists AU "he had developed the habit of closing his eyes whenever he played, so he was shocked to hear another violin join in. His eyes snapped open and the violin froze where he held it in midair. He found he was no longer alone."

This is an X-Men and OOC fanfiction I'm writing. I also added my Bestest friend EVAR, Emily, in it! :D What happens when Logan meets a new student who could be the answer to his foggy past?

XFC AU. Inside, it doesn't rain. Inside, there is no grass. Inside, they are chained and secluded and tortured and killed but never cured. In a world where Erik is born into a Mutant Holocaust, he is Sick. He is Salvation. Slash.

Bobby is forced to come to terms with Marie's real feelings for him. HET - Bobby/Rogue, Remy/Rogue

Let me tell you a story about a boy who chose blindness. About the fox that was tamed. About the Little Prince who returned to his beloved rose, the rose who may already be long gone. Set in The Mean Reds on Blue Days verse; Charles/Erik; X3 period