Sasuke & Naruto just wanted to enjoy their romantic island honeymoon in peace-oh who am I kidding, they're both batshit insane and the zombie apocalypse is a giant game to them. Follow along on their dark, crack-tastic comedy of errors as they fight for survival, fuck each other's brains out, and Sasuke gets really, really, fucking hammered. Seriously, he should be dead by now. AU
Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.