When you find a how-to guide on seducing Uchiha, you're clearly obligated to play what will possibly be the greatest prank ever on a one Uchiha Sasuke. At least, until things start going horribly wrong. Featuring vintage pornography, cross-dressing blondes, dramatic waterfalls, and kicked puppy faces; Not necessarily in that order. Crack fic for my lovely ships and crack tropes.

"I'm nervous," Neji said. Hizashi smiled at him, "There's nothing to be nervous about." "You said that before too." "Have I ever been wrong?" Neji growing up in Hizashi's care. Also NejiTen

Tenten -the last living member of Team Gai- is just a shell of her former self, filled with loneliness, hurt and tears.

Él era un gran pervertido, el mayor que conocía, enamorado de una chica tremendamente despistada. ¿Sus cualidades será un punto a su favor? Este fic participa en la actividad De torpezas y perversiones, del foro El NejiTenten no ha de morir

When Hanako was thirteen she fled to the woods to escape the destruction of her home village in the Land of Fire. Six years later she joins the Leaf Village to become a ninja. She bumps into an attractive insect user whom she starts to develop a liking for. Will he return her feelings?

Naruto in the aftermath of taking the role of Hokage , discovers how lonely it feels to be a king without a queen. After Sakura constant rejections finds he no longer believes in himself when it comes to women. In the early days of his Reign as the seventh hokage he finds himself searching for the woman to stand at his side. Only to discover a flower among his old allies.

He can see ice glistening from fires and hear footsteps falling on ancient stone, and somewhere in the middle he's split in two. Before and after Madara leaves. He shouldn't have to rip himself into pieces to keep Madara whole. But he knows the Uchiha loves him, in his way.

Indonesian Moslem that life in japan

"You failed them, Itachi," The Shisui thing whispers in a gravely voice. So unlike the smooth deepness that Itachi was used to. "You killed them all. You killed our family." And Itachi cannot forget.

Story base on my favorite mexican soap and I had this story up a long time ago. Im revising it and wanted to see what kind of impact it will have. Sasuke is a devilish pirate. Naruto is naruto.

Foto-foto berserakan. Seorang berjubah hitam menatap salah satu foto tanpa berkedip. Dari kejauhan, ada lolongan serigala.-penemuan Tobi tentang gaya rambut Deidara sekarang... Random, drabble. RnR?

Belakangan ini, Deidara sering tertangkap basah membeli lollipop. Lebih tepatnya, lollipop rasa jeruk. Yang bentuknya lingkaran, ada pola berputar dan memusat di tengah-tengah. Lolipop yang sekilas terlihat familiar… - onesided!TobiDei implied. Very Random.

In a world where Naruto's family doesn't die and he has siblings, comes a different twist to the story we all know and love. Strong Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto

Uchiha Naruto the grandson has set out to show the world the true power of an Uchiha. Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan Naruto.

This is Skarlet's Days, a fanfic of Naruto just done my way. Story time If I had one thing I cherished, what would it be? The thing inside me. that's what it would be. (Up for adoption and is on a hiatus)

Growing weary of her duties as the heiress of the Hyuga clan, Hanabi is determined to change the strict and bland life of the Hyuga to experience her loss for youthful years, and maybe obtain first kiss? Hanabi x Konohamaru ? FIND OUT!

Uchiha Indra has set out to complete his great grandfather Uchiha Madara's goal. Will he succeed in his endeavour or the world shall stop him. Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan Indra, Rinnegan.

Just a day off from missions for Konoha's number one knucklehead shinobi though he seems to be forgetting something important...AH! He was supposed to finish that report to turn in to Kakashi-sensei! Hm...was that all or is he forgetting something more... Takes place after Chapter 699 when Kakashi becomes Hokage and Naruto The Last movie where he has kids! **BEING REWRITTEN!**

"Toma posición, calcula la distancia, apunta, ajusta su fuerza y lanza. Tú estás aquí, yo estoy aquí, incluso si eso no significa nada el tiempo sólo estaba pasando. Porque no había nada mejor que eso, porque no conocía otra forma de vivir." — Este fanfic participa del Reto Inicio y Final del Foro la Aldea Oculta entre las Hojas.

"God, Dobe. I hate you so much. It took you so long, this long to find me. I hate you. You didn't even turn and look back." When we were twelve, he silently added. Naruto just let him go. Naruto hugged the boy. "If I looked back, I wouldn't have let you go. I wasn't strong enough to protect you. I'm sorry." NaruSasu. Yaoi. Mpreg. Strong!Naruto

Hinata tahu betul posisinya seolah menggantikan sosok Ibu bagi Naruto dan kakak bagi Sasuke. Tapi bagaimana jika dua pemuda itu justru berebut menginginkan Hinata sepenuhnya? Tak ada kata mengalah. Tak ada kata menyerah. Selama Hinata ada, mereka akan baik-baik saja. NaruHinaSasu

The world awaited their return. And now the dark half has. Where is the savior? Naruto is a drifter who lost his mother at a very young age. After getting captured and mistaken as a Momoshiki worshipper, he is brought to the capital city of the Empire, Konoha. The next the knows, he became Empress Hinata's bodyguard! But destiny has a lot more things in store for him.

Sakura's wish came true. Even though some things haven't gone as expected, she will do her best to make herself, and her loved one, happy again. Flowers need their sun to grow. An alternate ending, post war, begins in chapter 699.

All of her life, she had a voice within her head. Unlike what most people would think, it was not Inner Sakura. It was another person - a soul, to be precise. This soul inside Sakura's head could not directly communicate with her, but she could influence - whispering, as Sakura called it. Watch as Sakura's story is rewritten with an evil soul and a voice that wants to be heard.

Akira is a shinobi of the Hidden Sand Village. She has known Gaara and his older siblings for a while, and Temari is her best friend despite their age difference. Akira starts to fall in love with the Kazekage, but could he feel the same?