Just some plot bunnies I had to write.

Naruto Uzumaki, seorang bocah berumur 10 tahun yang hidup bersama sepupunya dan ayah yang pemabuk. Dia selalu disiksa oleh ayahnya. Tapi dia tetap bertahan karena dia menyukai pemuda bernama Uchiha Sasuke. Dapatkah Sasuke manjaga bocah polos seperti Naruto?

MinatoKushina— "Nah... apa kau tidak menyukainya?" untuk Elixmethyst.

"Bahkan saat kau berenang pun kau harus membuka matamu. Untuk bisa menentukan arah. Walaupun matamu perih"/Ga pintar buat summary/Enjoy it/DLDR!

This has temporarily been discontinued! I'm so sorry you guys, but interests in rewriting this story from the ground up has been cruel on you guys, I know. I've changed this series so much and I'd like to do it over. I think it's for the best. If the rewrite doesn't go well, then I'm probably going to reopen this case and replace all the chapters to it. Thank you guys for patience!

My brother and his stupid cult got both of us killed. At least we got a second chance. Rated M for swearing, violence, gore and sexual content.

la guerra ha terminado, cuatro años han pasado, todos se lamentan las perdidas sufridas, algunas mas que otras... Konoha a tenido problemas económicos, la razón, una chica que se hace llamar la Zorra Tempestad... ¿quien es ella? entra y averiguarlo (advertencia de Leemon, in coming) [Ino(Male)xNaruto(Female)][Complete]

Karena ulah Sasuke yang manja, boros, pemalas, dan suka se-enaknya. Akhirnya, sang Kakak dan Ayahnya mengirim dia ke Luar Negeri ke tempat terpencil, untuk melatihnya di bawah Pimpinan gadis yang umurnya lebih muda darinya namun tegas dan Ganas. akankah Sasuke bertahan di tempat itu, atau memilih kabur kembali ke rumahnya yang ada di Jepang?/Mind to R&R please.

Is this another story redo fic? F*** no, this is the story of Kris and how he got out of his horrible habit of swearing and insulting people's mums. Watch him go through his life and slowly but surely become less and less of a pr***, with the help of his new mentor and future best friend, Tsukiko. Rated T for language, obviously.

Naruto tau ini hanya awalnya, Ia akan membuat Sasuke percaya padanya dan bergantung padanya./ NaruSasu/ Paling gak bisa nentuin judul :(

apa jadinya jika sang fujo cebol berdada sedatar papan gilasan bertemu dengan si muka triplek yang notabene cowok normal? akankah Sasuke yang sehat jadi korban Naruto yang gencar menjodohkannya dengan uke pilihan? apakah ia akan jadi homo sesuai harapan Naruto? SasufemNaru!

Sweet and to the point, a series of short ItaSaku drabbles.

Shinobi or not, adults are supposed to protect children. Not the other way round. [Minato, Kakashi]

[On Hiatus][KakaObi][Modern Konoha AU] Obito sat up straight and cleared his throat. "Okay little Quacklings, I'm about to tell you an incredible story. This is the story of how I met your mother."

Uzumaki Naruto is a menace. A general pain to his ANBU guard, the honorary grandson of the Sandaime, the demon-brat of Konohagakure, Naruto is known by many people in many different ways. Uchiha Itachi knows him as the hyper blond Jinchuriki that he was assigned to protect during his first days as ANBU - and Itachi was always a protective ninja. - UchihaMassacreAU, Rookie9changes

Drabble #19. Sasuke sabe que Ino tiene miles de defectos; el peor de todos: amarlo como lo hace. Para Mila.

In honor of April first, Naruto decides to try pranking Kakashi. Sasuke, doubting that pranking the Jonin will be that difficult, decides to help. Sakura just wants to keep the boys from getting themselves killed, and covering Kakashi in glitter is a price she's willing to pay for their safety.

Sakura thought he was the most fascinating person she had ever met. Sasuke thought she was pathetic and plain. It's funny how some things change. Funny, and a little painful, too. SasuSaku.

La relación con Sasuke desde un comienzo siempre había sido áspera, desde el momento en que sus miradas se entrelazaron y ella activo su línea sucesora para aplacarlo a causa de sus acciones insolentes. Fem!Sasuke

SUNA. The old poet says 'Fear death by water.' In the parched lands, it is considered more practical to fear death by sand.

Sakura decides to seduce Sasuke but things go out of plan. Use of sex toys. In real world. Please review. :)

Secrets are held behind every smile and tears are hidden behind every strand of hair. OC. Mary Sue.

Todas las novias están nerviosas justo antes de su boda. Todas. Sólo que Kushina está a punto de vomitar.

The fall of Uzushiogakure marked the end of the great Uzumaki clan from there reign of power. Killed and scatted, the Uzumaki and their power have fallen into the shadows and have become nothing but a footnote in the history of the Elemental Nations. Watch as Naruto Uzumaki rebuilds his clan and shakes the foundation of the shinobi world. Long live the spiral. Please review.

Naruto and friends form a cool mercenary group in this alternate world where kingdoms and bandits run amok.