Poor Naruto just can't get 'it' up anymore. He'll try anything from porn to prostitutes. When nothing works he puts all his bets to the mysterious raven haired man he caught a glimpse of at the park. Then he catches wind of a particular sex doll that can be modeled after any person you wish, what were the chances that he'd ever see the mysterious man again? NARUSASU

What would you do if out of no where someone asked you to become their apprentice because they see potential in you. Well that's what happened to Misaki Sora when the Akatsuki had done so. Now the fact that she's in a house full of men, inevitably she starts to had feelings for one..or maybe some of them.

He was always quite and kept to himself, but today something in him snapped. He was tired of being judged and made out to be something he was not, Today was the day he would show them the 'real' Uzumaki Naruto.

Una joven limitada a las cosas sofisticadas del mundo... Un joven que no le tenía respeto a nada ni nadie... La voluntad de ellos era escapar a como de lugar del sistema que los mantenía separados...

Naruto déménage avec ses parents, pour une courte durée de quelques mois, dans un petit appartement de la banlieue de NewYork. Après une désastreuse première journée d'école, il arrive chez lui, s'enferme dans sa chambre, puis dans son placard, où bizarrement, il rencontrera son meilleur ami. OS pour la fête à Naru :)

¿¡Donde estas? - Desesperado, buscaba en aquello que precia agua, en el que, minutos antes, había visto a la pelirosa meterse/Ella aun sigue viva?- su voz era gélida, sin una pizca de emociones- Si- La voz de ultratumba le respondió de la misma manera- Entonces, donde esta?- Pregunto avanzando hacia la serpiente- No lo se, ve y búscala.

Sakura se sentía al borde de un abismo de emociones fuertes y mentiras. Planeaba que con la ida del Sol ella también se fuera, pero eso sólo se quedaría en sus sueños. Pero la persona menos esperada la ayudará a afrontar la realidad y no desear caer en el abismo.

The future is not set in stone. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And every choice made has the potential to drastically alter the fate of the world. This is a lesson he must learn in order to get his revenge. DISCONTINUED

"Kau membutuhkanku, aku membutuhkanmu."/ "Ini bukan tentangku saja, tapi juga tentang dirimu."/ "Kau hanya perlu melayaniku saat aku menginginkanmu dan kau akan mendapatkan apa saja yang kau mau."/ SasuxSaku

Tenia miedo. Como un niño pequeño, sus acciones estaban ligadas al pasado oscuro y los demonios que le acompañaban. Y la única luz que le salvaría, era lo que sentía ella. Aunque las barreras, debían protegerle de su egoísmo.

Pengelanaan Mitoze akhirnya terhenti pada sebuah desa kecil, dimana tanpa diketahui oleh sang pengelana sebuah era baru yang tak terduga telah dimulai, penyerangan pasukan aliansi vampire & werewolf besar-besaran! Dan parahnya lagi, sang putri kerajaan Uzumaki berada dalam bahaya! Dapatkah Mitoze menangani ini semua? Chap 3 update!

Sasuke e Sakura são a prova viva de que o amor ultrapassa barreiras, e digo-lhes mais, vai além da vida. A lenda fora concretizada, o falcão finalmente descansara nos braços da cerejeira e agora fazia-se presente na mais bela das flores "Senso No Hana", a flor da guerra. A beleza que nascera de um poderoso amor. [Escrita por Ziza e Khaleesi] - [SasuSaku - Universo Alternativo]

Peace, a thought that the Sage of the Six Paths accomplished within his life. Now it seems impossible with power hungry men such as Orochimaru and Danzo running around. As well as 'avengers' like one Sauske Uchiha and many shinobi in Iwagakure wanting revenge on the fourth Hokage, Minato Namikazee for their defeat in the 3rd Great Ninja War. I don't own anything. Full Summary -

A dirty box, a couple kitties, and more then just a bit of magic. Follow Annie as she desperately tries to keep her life together around ten psychotic criminals and few "weird" family traits.

Madara was the kindred soul he had searched for. Hashirama called him brother because he didn't know what else Madara could be to him.

With two and a half years and the defeat of Madara behind them, Naruto and Sasuke have been through much. But when Naruto is talked into dating Hinata, both he and Sasuke are forced to face an inner struggle they've avoided for years. Canonverse, SasuNaruSasu, minor NaruHina

Six years after dealing with the Konoha Council, Naruto is Rokudaime and has to deal with the destiny of his children, his own shortcomings, and the return of an ancient threat. **Sequel to Life Anew, can't be read as a separate piece. Part 3 of the Sage Wisdom series**. NaruSasuNaru SLASH/YAOI. Mature themes.

Momen ulang tahun seharusnya dilewati bersama orang-orang terkasih. Namun bagaimana nasib Naruto yang diputuskan 2 hari sebelum ulang tahunnya? BL, YAOI, SN

Itachi and Shisui side with the Uchiha Clan and the coup is a quiet success. Fugaku wants everyone to have a close connection to the Uchiha Clan and vice versa. Itachi and Shisui do not always agree with Fugaku, but they hope that his intentions are honest.

A year after the Great Shinobi War, Naruto is elected Hokage. Everything seems to be going wonderful for Kohona, until Naruto mysteriously disappeared. Sasuke has been asked to take his place while he is gone. But what happens when the truth and lies mix and corruption consumes souls?

No seas bobo, las brujas no existen.

What if Naruto got away from Obito the night Madara revealed the truth about Itachi to Sasuke? What if Naruto got to Sasuke? Would anything change in Sasuke's cold eyes? I'd like this to be a long story, I reckon it'll be pretty slow at the start until I get into the depth of the story and I have rated it mature for later chapters of glorious smut that I can't wait to write. /grin

Tout est dans le titre! Si vous chercher du sérieux passez votre chemin, si vous êtes fan inconditionnel de Sasuke faite pareil il va s'en prendre plein la tête. C'est un gros délire, il n'y aura pas de couple dans cet fic. /!\ SPOIL DU CHAPITRE 692 ! /!\

It's been 5 years since the day that Naruto Uzumaki had been betrayed by his comrades. However after stumbling into the River Country which had been under attack lately Naruto might be forced to help those in need as well as once again work with those he was abandoned by. Will he ever find a place to call home? Or will he have to travel the path of solitude forever?

Every October 10th at Konohagakure no Sato is performed Fox Hunt and Naruko is if forced to go through living hell. What will happen when certain Suna Kunoichi will find out about it? FemFutaNaruxTemari, side AyaxAnko and TsuxShizu/OC/Yuri/RAPE/GORE/BRUTALITY/Swearing/Blood/Killing/REVIEWS PLEASE/I DONT OWN NARUTO OR ANY CHARACTER/REVAPMING IN PROGRESS/OUT:CH3 REVAMPED/SEQUEL IS OU