Iya annoying the Akatsuki. What happens if she goes as far as swapping Deidara's clay with play dough? What will happen if she cuts papers into pieces, throw them on the floor then start screaming that Konan's dead? Will Hidan like the nickname 'skeleton? Will Kakuzu bear having Iya shouting random numbers beside him while he is counting his money? READ!

She was a princess, until she finally got to see the world, the true world. All of sudden, she meets Hidan. Who knew that such a princess could turn into a bitch? No one could ever imagine!

I used to sit beside him. I used to look at him. I used to... Whatever you think of him, how scary or powerful he is, he is just the one that sat next to me in the lessons, and will always be.

Finally, after three years in the horrible, muddy darkness she finally did escape. Now that she's out she can finally do thing she haven't done for ages! But unluckily, or maybe unbelievable luckily, she dropped her extra-large cup of coffee...Onto a ninja...A s-ranked one...With black robes and red clouds on them outlined with white

Coffee. Loads of coffee are just what she needs right now. OneShot- Tsunade, Jiraiya. A life of a dream. Or was it the other way round?

Lets see, Naruto become the champion of the shinigami (hence the name) fights two protect, has two personalities/aspects - gets with Tsume inuzuka. MAY be a little fast paced, like, going from one mood to another, read the 'intro' chapter. Rock on! AUTHORS NOTE! if you are getting shitty with the story, then skip the first 5 chapters (they're important, but the most poorly written)

*Emiko? How did we get into this mess?* My twin's voice echoed in my head. *Well if I remember it correctly it was your fault...* Follow Emiko and Tatski as they embark on a journey filled with Romance and Betrayal, friendship and danger. Terrible at summaries, please read. Rated M for violence and some romance stuff...

Naruto se sent seul depuis que tous ses amis sont en couple. Lui aussi aimerai bien avoir un copain. Et pourquoi pas ce beau garçon qui lui tourne autour ? Naruto X Kyuubi - Naruto X Sasuke - Attention viol !

When Hinata needed money to save her sister Hanabi, she turned to the fastest way to earn it: Sell her body to a rich man named Sasuke. And when she thought everything was over in just one night, she was wrong. Because the moment she stepped in Sasuke's chambers, she became one of his possessions. (One-shot)

Naruto reads a fanfiction and gets an idea. As to what happens after that, that's for you to read in this short story.

Setiap kali Sasori mendapat pertanyaan apakah ia percaya pada takdir atau tidak, dengan tegas ia akan menjawab "Tidak." Tapi bagaimana cara ia menjelaskan pertemuannya kembali dengan cintanya di kehidupan yang lalu? For ELFL-Event: DEAR. (Eternal, Reincarnation) Birthday fic for Kyori SasoDei.

[ ONESHOT ] SasuHina. Tidak ada yang sadar kalau dari senja inilah semua berawal. Tidak ada juga yang sadar kalau mereka hanya tinggal menunggu waktu yang tepat sampai semua rahasia-rahasia hati mereka terungkap. Begitu juga dengan perasaaan-perasaan yang mereka simpan diam-diam. Akan tiba saatnya dimana itu semua akan tersampaikan. A birthday fic for 13.03.

This is a collection of Dare fics from tumblr. The first chapter is an Itachi x OC drabble, and a SasuNaru parody drabble. The second Chapter is a Deidara x OC romantic one-shot.

Naruto has settled in with the village after his trip with Jiraiya. With everything back into place, what will happen next with the blonde wonder? Rated M for harsh language and adult themes.

Naruto is now the Hokage and doesn't find the job as annoying as his predecessors did. He even has a lot of free time to have fun. Oh life was good... Lemons.

HIATUS! Uchiha Sasuke, seorang yang sempurna dengan wajah tampan serta otak jenius, terkejut dengan kedatangan pemuda pirang bernama Uzumaki Naruto yang mengaku dirinya sebagai guru les Sasuke atas permintaan Itachi. Naruto tidak mengetahui nasibnya ditangan mesum si Uchiha bungsu itu.

Tantangan yang di keluarkan Sasuke dan Itachi 7 tahun yang lalu pun membuat Kyuubi dan Naruto harus mendapatkan hati duo Uchiha itu jika ingin menjadi pengantin mereka. Apa rencana Kyuubi dan Naruto? Update Chap 1, Warning Inside, RNR?

The council has made its decision. Gaara is to be eliminated once and for all. By the one person who can control his sand. The Kazekage drags his son to the Land of Lightning, away from his siblings' protective eyes, planning on finally assassinating him with his own two hands. That is, if he can bring himself to do it. *Sequel to And Now I'm Stuck Here With You*

Sasuke, 87 and a bitter shell of his former self, lives when all others have passed on. He dies from an accident, and he is sent to heaven to meet five people he once knew waiting to teach him about his life and give him peace. At the end, there is one person waiting for him in a field of butterflies and strawberry ice cream, in their snapshot of love, 70 years ago. Sasusaku AU

On the night of Naruto's birth, Obito doesn't even get close to touching the Kyuubi, Orochimaru makes a mistake and begs for forgiveness, and the ninja world has to face an enemy they had never anticipated. (Inspired by several different sources but not a crossover)

Minato mengigau karena fanfict yang ia baca. So, baca aja guys, meski bnyk TYPO, mohon reviewnya yha.. (Author baru)

And suddenly, he's all alone again.

Naruto has always had a sweet tooth, but this time it might just get him into trouble.

Sakura has 4 friends but still feels lonely but that all changes when she talks to this mysterious boy online. She meets the new kid in school he is cocky and sexy and knows how to play the game. Will they hate each other? will they fall in love? or will sakura still feel lonely inside with no one to talk to?...

It sucks not having soundproof walls.