"If he didn't want trouble he shouldn't have invited it." Humorous Crack fiction-type thing, probably not what you expect. Hidan POV.

The Kunochi of Konoha and Temari have had enough of being called weak and pathetic. The girls come to the conclusion that they need to leave before they show their true colours. The Akastuki are surprised when they find out that the girls want to join them. Will love blossom and will a certain pink haired girl find out that she loves and regrets killing a red headed scorpion.

-Quédate- sonó la voz áspera un poco más relajada -Tus ojos me recuerdan a la luna- Al mencionar esto la miro de nuevo y Hinata no sabía por qué el sonrojo de sus mejillas no dejaba de crecer.

- Ete ahora que lo dice creo que si... jijjj tenemos algo en común -con una pequeña sonrisa y un gran sonrojo. Realmente el arte es efímero y hermoso porque dura unos instantes pero es tan glorioso como para recordarlo una eternidad. Espero les guste. Mi primer DeiHina.

Starting in shippuden, a girl named Misaki joins team Kakashi instead of Sia... I think some romance later. She is staying in Kakashi's home for the time being

One late summer night, a bored Temari questions why she can never sleep at decently normal times.

The last of the slayers returns home to fight the evil that destroyed his clan, in the progress his life gets turned upside down by fate. Will probably end up being YAOI, with not only Kakashi/Iruka but some of the other Naruto characters. Please note I'm working on revising and editing those chapters I already have and uploading new ones.

"He's always loved the 'oh-so-sweet' sound of children screeching, babies crying, parents yelling, and Suigetsu whining about Karin's nagging." / A family trip to the beach that is more problematic than enjoyable on Sasuke's part. So much for relaxation. / SasuFemNaru and SuiKar as well as future generation/ AU oneshot.

Summary: [AU] He was her addiction. She his taste of a better life. Together they were nothing short of an atom bomb. Sakura knew the moment she opened her door and let him walk into her home, she would be guaranteed a good time. Semi-extreme lemonade going on! Beware! One-Shot. Sak/Sas [Complete]

A new, charming teacher arrives at Ino's school. He seems to be interested in her. What's Ino going to do?

A zombie infested world. 1 plan, to stay alive and stick together. But it only gets harder each day. What happens when you team up with others? Well, either way, it isn't going to be easy. (Yaoi)

Pre-Shippuden! Tsunade has trusted Hinata with a very important mission: Address the entire village and give out the Konoha news! Too bad she has an enormous case of stage fright! Will Naruto be able to help her get over her fear and gain the confidence she needs to face the crowd, or will she end up never wanting to speak again? Read to find out! NaruHina One-Shot.

Naruto a un secret, mais a peur de le dévoiler. Un jour, Sasuke dit une insulte de trop et Naruto part chez lui en courant. Sasuke a bien envie de découvrir pourquoi son rival est parti comme ça alors que ce n'était pas différent de d'habitude. Et si cela conduisait à quelque chose qui pourrait lui aussi l'intéresser.

Like Shikamaru, you have to be smart and know the signs. If you don't recognize the signs of Sakura and Ino mischief...well in the words of our favorite strategist...it can be really troublesome. Warning: Sasuke fans may want to turn away now!

-A question that people frequently ask me is: have you ever been in Love? My answer to that is and always will be no. The thought of being tied down and controlled by another, it frightens me. I am my own person, thus only I know what I want, what I'm capable of, what is too much for me. That is why Love will never conquer me. That is why Love…is stupid. - Kiba x OC Love Story

Sebuah tim militer sedang menyelidiki panggilan SOS dari tim yang lain di tengah-tengah sebuah gurun. Saat sedang mencari mereka, lieutenant Sasuke Uchiha harus membimbing timnya dan melindungi sekelompok ilmuwan dari serangan tim militer negara lain, dan misi terakhir Sasuke menjadi misi antara hidup dan mati. Namun sesuatu yang lain sedang berburu kedua tim itu dari kegelapan...

sasori yang ngaku-ngaku pria tertampan di desanya, harus terjebak di dalam goa berbentuk kastil dengan makhluk buruk rupa yang di panggil nona oleh para pelayannya, seperi apakah nasibnya sekarang? please read and review nya,

Naruto has failed the people he loves one too many times...now all he wants is to make it right. However, a strange woman crosses his path at that very moment...and her intentions are less than honorable. What will Naruto do when she offers to 'help him? And why is the kyuubi so scared of her?

A cliche story, that writers should avoid.

Étrangler, vb, priver de respiration par forte compression du cou. Là, tout de suite, c'était ce dont rêvé Sasuke. Poser ses mains autour du cou halé qui lui faisait face. Ce qui l'en empêchait ? Ah oui c'est vrai ... Il était dingue de lui. OS SasuNaru

Karena Itachi Uchiha yang dibencinya selalu menemaninya dan selalu menjaganya sepanjang waktu—walaupun Sasuke berusaha menampiknya mati-matian, kenyataan bahwa Itachi sungguh-sungguh menyayanginya tidak pernah berubah. Dia melakukan apa pun untuk adiknya. Sedangkan Sasuke? /AU/Maybe OOC/Warning inside!/Almost all character inside/Collab with Lyonia Avilura/Chapter 2 UPDATED!/ENJOY!

-Sasuke-kun... -Suspiraba somnolienta una impetuosa pelirroja de actitud atrevida y altanera... - Es tan sexy kyaaaa ...- Dijo ya despierta, mientras muy cerca de ahi se encontraba un peliplata bastante divertido con lo que habia oido... "Está si que ha de estar loca para que le guste el Uchiha" pensaba burlon... Lo sé lo sé pesimo sumary pero denle una oportunidad onegai xD xD

By a Twist of fate twelve fallen one's return. Will it be enough to help konoha with upcoming battles? Or will their return only make it worse and speed up it's destruction?

¿Qué era lo que tenía tan inquietos a los gemelos Namikaze? / ¡Es una adicción! / N-No es cierto... no es una adicción/ (NaruHinaMen/MenHinaNaru) One-shot

This is just a collection of funny random Naruto skits. Hey, look, a title! Rated M for language just to be safe, I don't know where that fits into the ratings. No lemons, slight yaoi. There may be some Sakura bashing.