¿Enamorarse de manera absurda? Si de por si el amor ya es un sinsentido, ¿cómo puede haber razones aún más tontas para caer en él?

AU. "You know. Zombies made from cantaloupes on sticks... That kinda thing." Uhhh... I guess this is what would be considered a CRACK story?

What would happen if Hidan found someone? Would she survive him? Or would he kill her? XxWARNINGxX There will be violence/rape/lemons/strong language. HidanXOC

Oh Naruto, why won't you say at least something similar like this to Hinata? If you did, you would actually seem charming!

Fue bajo la lluvia que nos conocimos, es ahora ella quien nos separa, pero tranquilo amor, no solo es gris, no desesperes, hay algo más tras la tormenta... One shot.

A quick, drabble about what happens when Sasuke finally gets a date with the one girl in Konoha who isn't a fangirl. Not written for Sasuke fans since there is bashing involved. The title pretty much says it all. Naruto lover's, if you can stomach the lemon, the surprise ending is worth it. SasukeXOC One-shot

Tuesday is a drag. Joy hates it. Going to college, part-time, studying... and when she finally thinks she can rest, some folks claiming to be ninjas appear in her living room. Follow the story of a plain girl Joy Phinnis as she meets Konoha's Team 7 as well as the notorious Akatsuki! She just hopes her head will stay attached to her neck, with the 'stabbing punk' running around.

Naruto and Sasuke flee across the village of Konoha to escape their worst nightmare. Not yaoi.

Uzumaki Naruto is the new blonde in school, and people are not taking much of a liking towards him. Until Kakashi pairs Sasuke up with Naruto as his school guide. SasuNaru. Rated M just in case.

"Sasucakes what makes guys gay?" naruto asked innocently, he really wanted to know. "God, I don't know naruto the sex I guess." Sasuke answered after he finished choking on his own spit. He never would've guessed that naru even knew what that word meant. But of course verbal answers wasn't enough for the innocent naruto, He wanted physical answers. "show me why sasu." LEMON YAOI

It's rare for Leader to send out more than the usual two-man squad on an assignment. So when he assigns more than the normal for an oh so simple 'find-and-retrieve' mission, the Akatsuki are rightfully peaked with interest and slight uncertainty. What is going on?

Kurze oder lange Einblicke in die Ninjawelt und ihre Tragödien, Dramen, Gefühle und Gedanken die sie mit sich bringt. OneShots verschiedener Characktere.

"We have breaking news. Downtown there have been reports of a large wolf roaming the streets. We don't quite know of its intentions but animal control has arrived."...a kibahina one shot...might make a sequel to it...PLZ REVIEW!

He didn't say a thing thou. He just stroked my long and light pink strands of hair tenderly with his soft fingers and then kissed my forehead.

Hinata, caught in an Akatsuki attack, is saved and brought to a mysterious stronghold. Who are these people? Why is she here? Fluffy and comedic. May contain spoilers, Slight AU. Discontinued, sorry!

In addition to Team 7's traditional observation of the October moon-viewing festival, Naruto insists on a double celebration, this time including Halloween. For two of the shinobi, its a hidden moment of romanticism. KakaSaku.

Itachi's a perfect fashion designer for Uchiha Corp. But he is not as perfect as he seems. When his Secretary, and boyfried, Deidara leaves him he's left saddened and heartbroken. Can his new secretary change what Itachi thinks about love? Let's hope so, but they have to get through a pestering blonde that could ruin everything. (*SASUITA*) HAPPYBIRTHDAY, BUDDY! :3

Every fifty years, there is a circus that reveals to the public known as Tsuki no Me Circus. No one knows where it comes from or how they came to be and the people of the circus are just as mysterious. When it goes public, it shows up in a different area every time. Never in the same place twice. Until now.

"Sí, como olvidar aquel día. Ese día que ninguno de los dos olvidaría, ese día que cambió el rumbo de sus vidas. Desde ese día nada volvería a ser igual…" Es mi primer fic, denle una oportunidad es un NejiTen y otras parejas.

Have you ever known that it was purely your fault that each day your friend/lover's soul sinks deeper into depression? I know...yet I cannot do anything but watch...watch as naruto sinks and sink with him.Can be taken as sasunaru or not. For now a oneshot, but that can change.

The Fourth Ninja War is over and now Kakashi is left to piece his life back together without his dear friend.

Sasuke uchiha siempre ha sido un chico el cual solo le ha importado la música,surfear y terminar la universidad,sus amigos nunca lo han visto interesado en un mujer mas allá de solo una noche,ya que no confía en ellas,¿Un secreto? descubranlo.cap 5

Team 7 is on a mission to find him and bring him home. They're in the snake sanin's lair to find him. Team seven separates to cover more ground. But who will find him first? And what will happen when they do? What else is in this place? Contains strong language and maybe more mature content in future chapters

Kurama hated everything, until he met one boy who asked him something he had never heard before.

ON HIATUS Will those fated to be together be kept apart by raging families? Will the werewolf and vampire ever be? Can two enemies exist as one? Kiba/Naruto, Itachi/Sasuke, Gaara/Neji