Looking for screams of agony, slap-stick humor, duels to the death, malicious pranks and weird situations? Fret not! It's all here. And by all, the author means all. Crack-fic. Some AU. Insanity in large doses. Profanity laced. A series of one shots. And the author is planning for an Akatsuki road trip!

This is love in its purest form...from the heart.He promised her he'd be here forever..from the start. Sasu.U/Saku.H and a bit of Naru.U/Hina.H

There is a murder on the loose... what happens when an investigator and his boyfriend check out old murder sites with to people just wanting to leave to California? Love? Murder? Friendship? Warning Yaoi and Violent, SasoDei ItaDei KisIta KakuHid

Rock Lee has fallen for the Kazekage of the Sand Village and asks him out, the two men now have to try and make things work. Gaara learning to love and Lee with him every step of the way. Can they stay together or will the stress of ninja life be to much? LeeGaa

.::SONGFICsortof::.Naruto and the gang go to a karaoke club. The first bonus is now up! I got the idea from listening to a song called 'Naruto Ondo'. Please R&R

With Konoha in tatters after Nagato's invasion the people of Konoha begin rebuilding their village. But it seems the village layout isn't the only thing that has changed. People seem to be treating Naruto differently...

Sakura looked up at him with watery emerald orbs, "You…you promise?" Sasuke nodded solemnly, "I promise. I'll protect you." "We're gonna be Best Friends Forever!" she cried, big eyes sparkling, coaxing a small grin from Sasuke. Follow Sasuke and Sakura as they grow up, mature, live, and finally, fall in love. But will it be with each other? Read on and find out.

Kayla- The silent girl who could never stick up for herself. Abby- The rebellious girl who would never stay quiet. They end up having many encounters with each other, and end up becoming each other's support. Both are juggling horrible events in their lives, and at one moment both believe that they are going to die, only to see a blinding light and wake up in an unfamiliar world.

AU: All Momochi Narumi knows is that she's lucky to have her father and brother, even though they aren't related by blood. When they are taken away from her, she is reunited with her twin: Namikaze Naruto. Now she just has to adjust to her new life.

Tobi quiere postre, pero Pain le ha dicho que no hay. El tendrá su postre por que así lo quiere. •Mini-crack-shot•OoC•

Alice of Human Sacrifice w/ Naruto Characters. Rated T to be safe, RE-UPLOADED.

Un matrimonio siempre es un evento feliz... excepto para Hinata Hyuga. Porque el día en que el amor de su vida se casó, a ella se le rompió el corazón. Hinata POV.

A vicious rape, a love that will never be, a child born of hate and violence. Can Naruto find his way? MPREG

Tiro ao Alvo - Parte I

Ammi, Soph, Noah and Chris were just four normal teenagers who shared a house. That is until the Naruto characters fall from the sky into their library! Since they can't get home, how will they all get along in the same house? Will they hate each other? Or will they be something more? Rated T to be safe. Cover drawn and put together by me.

"...So I stayed in the darkness with you." AN: I've seen little to no OroKabu AUs featuring them as being the same age, so I took a whack at it. Oneshot. Title/summary lyrics c Florence Welch.

Someone always picks on the new kid in school. This time, they make a bet for 200 dollars to whomever can get into the guy's pants first. But what happens when the game becomes real and money isn't the prize anymore? Warning contains: yaoi, profanity, etc

Spotify Shuffle Like iPod shuffle collection of one-shots about NejiTen. First ever time making one of these so my apologes if it isn't that brilliant! Rated T to be safe. Cover a screenshot, owned by Kishimoto Masashi.

The annual Easter festival arrives and Tenten drags Neji to a certain stand. One-shot. Cover drawn by me.

Sasuke and Sakura USED to be friends. Now things have changed. Sakura blames no one but herself. "This is not supposed to happen Sasuke-kun..." Can you ignore the person you love?

Some simple training in sensitivity turns into more than just understanding and feeling basic emotions. With the help of his teammate, Sai makes it his latest mission to learn to be sensitive, and realizes why he wants to learn it in the first place. All of this brings Sai to some of the most unusual feelings that he never knew existed; some wonderful, and some horrible.

The five year anniversary of Sasuke leaving Konoha has pushed two ninja to the breaking point and over the edge.

3 years ago, Hinata Hyuga was banished for the suspected attempted murdering of her father and sister. But the Hokage made a loop hole. After 3 long years Hinata is back, and better than ever. But a certain blonde has also returned as well.

-No,¿Naruto que piensas hacer? ¡ALEJATE DE MI!-" dijo mientras el rubio se arrodillaba "-Ya me has alejado de ti Sakura, pero ahora sere yo el que mande, pienso hacerte mia sea como sea-" Advertencias: Lenguaje obsceno, Lemmon grafico. Rating: M. Este fic esta BAJO SU RESPONSABILIDAD!

My dream is to become a true artist. The only problem is I lack one important thing: talent. When I heard about the famous artist Deidara, I decided to get his help. Unfortunately, I had no idea what I was getting in to. DeidaraxOC AU.