The title says it all; it's an Akatsuki Crack-fic Christmas two-shot!

When Sasuke sees a broadcast on TV about general men's health procedures it inspires him to ask for some medical attention from his brother. THIS IS THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF THIS FANFIC ANY OTHER VERSIONS ARE PLAGIARIZED.

A ficlet for each day. 2: Deidara was a lot of things, he knew that. But a profaner ? That was new.

Superman is scared of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is scared of Itachi.

How can you know someone for 16 years, but never really know them at all? How can you love someone when you can't even love yourself? NaruHina possible lemon later on, NOT FOR CHILDREN

Fict Challe FFn yang ke 2.. Doujin Based Challenge RnR plis.. warning: yaoi, gaje, puisi aneh, campuran lagu.. .. RnR plis.. NO FLAME! OK..? arigatoou...

The entire situation was messed up, and she knew it. He knew it too. But to get what she wanted, to get him, she had to do the thing that made the least sense. M for a reason.

Summary: "Naruto.. kau percaya reinkarnasi?" "Humm..aku percaya kok. Karna 'dia' membuatku percaya." Sequel Butiran Permata... GaJe... Miss EYD... Typo.. DLL... Dont like Dont read... RnR ya... NO FLAME...

"Chacuke... liyat.. Gelang ityu bagus ya?" "Ia ya?" "Arigato Chacuke.." ChibiSasuXChibiFemNaru. special bat temen2 saya. RnR please... No Flame.

Kau tak pernah tau hatiku, Sasuke.. Kau selalu mementingkan dirimu.. seakan..aku ini.. hanya hiasan yang tak hidup.. kumohon.. mengertilah.. SasuXNaru. RnR pleas.. terinspirasi berkat kumpulan puisiku. NO FLAME JUST RnR! DON'T LIKT DON'T READ!

Okay, I did this story for school, before Summer break. Just now getting it on here. Anyways, I hope you enjoy! :D

Setiap vampir akan kembali ke masa lalu untuk membuat perhitungan, menuntaskan dendam atau merayakan kebuasannya dengan bermandikan darah. Sequel Bloodlust.. RnR no FLAME.. RnR RnR...

For Ero Dojo.Aku butuh darah..aku tak butuh hal selain itu. Vampir adalah mahluk terkutuk, namun vampir juga bisa menjadi hal yang paling menakutkan. Tapi bukankah vampir akan menjda debu saat terkena matahari? No Romance. RnR... NO FLAME!

Her life seems never ending to her.Always moving never stopping.Her goal?To avenge her family's murderers.What will happen on her journey?Will she stir up trouble as the new girl in Konoha?Or will she gain friends/lovers?Read to find out!R&R!3

Hanya sebuah kisah perjodohan yang tidak di kehendaki yang berbuah kemanisan. Warning: YAOI, GAJE, BAHASA CAMPURAN, TYPO, MISS EYD, DLL. RnR please... But, NO FLAME!

Losing at a game, Sakura has to do a dare. It was simple...on the outside only. Oneshot.

Renji has survived the harsh experiments of a twisted leader known as 'The Snake.' Barely surviving a recent experiment on his body, Renji decides its time to escape; even if it means his life is on the line. OC. Reviews are appreciated

OS/Un inconnu a manipulé Sasuke lors d'un énième combat amical avec Naruto et l'a rendu bien plus sensible aux remarques de ce dernier. On ne saura jamais de qui il s'agissait mais ce n'est pas Naruto qui s'en plaindra.

Sweet little KibaHina. Completely clean. Setting: When both are young, ninja academy. No spoilers. R&R please

Dur, dur, d'être un personnage torturé par un Auteur sans scrupule! Nos petits ninjas comme vous ne les avez jamais vu, car après tout, faut bien rire un peu !

Sasuke has a hard time at school and home and Naruto Uzumaki and his mates don't make it any easier. This will all change and Naruto and Sasuke will discover feeilngs neither thought they would ever have. NaruSasu, OroSasu and others. Warnings inside.

Ela sorria. Sempre acolhedora e calma. Shino sabia o que havia sob o sorriso. Porque Hinata era como Mona Lisa. Expressiva somente a alguém como ele. - OneShot prêmio para Tifa Valentine - Vencedora do Desafio SasuHina - Kiss Me.

Idiota. Alguna vez me lo habían dicho; otras, yo mismo lo sabía; pero nunca mi propia estupidez me había golpeado tan de lleno. YAOI

Pein piensa que Madara jamás ha amado a nadie, hasta que se encuentra con una escena que no debió haber visto. Madazetsu Yaoi

OS/Une panne d'essence amène Sasuke et son frère à se déplacer à pied. Une voiture s'arrête près d'eux... La suite ? Lisez et vous le saurez. ...Ça vous donne vraiment envie de lire, ça ?