Peter Parker once said 'You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.' But you can trust me.
Hello lads and ladies!
I'm a sexy kinda geeza, who likes nothing more than stamp collecting with the right person.
None of my current partners understand me. I need to meet somebody special - somebody I really connect with.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my not the worst personality, closly followed by my smashing fingers. You may find yourself awed by the callibre of my fingers and eyelashes. I will be sure to bring myself well-oiled to our date, so that you can appreciate my body to its full.
I work as a weed smoker, helping highschoolers and youself. This allows me to exercise my skills: addiction and wielding samurai swords. Dating me will be a little like dating royalty. I once saw Rob Schneider from the Hot Chick getting off a bus, and the paparazzi have been after me ever since. We'd better keep your kit on out of doors!
My life goals include:
Use a spider web as a parachute
get jiggy with you
Become the best weed smoker I can be
Help all the highschoolers and youself in the world
If you're the right person for me, you'll be not fat and not thicc. You won't be afraid to jump of cliff with no support and will have a healthy respect for having multiple wife's.
My ideal date would involve beating up kids in a hotel room in My hole with a not not pish person by my side. While we're there, I lick your cacked up nose and imagine retelling the occasion to my mates.
I promise I'll turn up to our date looking good and smelling amazing. You'll have no personal hygene worries, and I hope I'll be able to say the same about you.
Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.
Light me fire, babe
Friendship conquest