Shrek was at the Fairy Goodmother's old shop when Donkey clumsily sent them through a portal to Middle Earth. Forced to enlist in the company of Dwarves, they soon find that Bilbo's Ring is the One Ring and need to find a way to destroy it. But getting the gold from Smaug and getting into Mordor are no easy tasks. They have to brave Azog, Smaug, Sauron, and Saruman to do it.

It's NOT a troll...Merry and Pippin meet some very unexpected people in the Shire NEW! (a little post-Quest Crossover) Originally begun for the March 2012 LOTR GFIC challenge and the 2012 B2MeM Bingo Challenge, and finished for the 2013 B2MeM March 17 Wildcard Challenge.) Sort of book-verse. One shot.

There are hobbits who have adventures thrust upon them, and there are hobbits who go out looking for adventure. Sometimes the latter find more than they could ever imagine. (This is actually a three-way crossover, but I was only allowed to choose two. Written for the great tales community's "Three Fandoms Walk into a Bar" challenge!) LotR/Shrek/Once Upon a Time X-over.