Artemis Fowl the Second is at his computer. Raven is slipping through the window. And Butler is in the kitchen making himself a midnight snack. Oneshot. Crossover, Artemis Fowl-H.I.V.E

Two teams, both notorious for their villainous ventures, are forced One team seeks to preserve a historic relic, the other to destroy the museum it's in. The question: Are they friends, or enemies? Please note the story takes place in between "Escape Velocity" and "Interception Point" (HIVE) and "The Arctic Incident" and "The Eternity Code" (AF).

Artemis and Butler have just been mindwiped, and they've reverted back to their old ways. Now they are planning to steal a painting in New York. Meanwhile, Dr. Nero and Raven are trying to recruit Artemis as a potential H.I.V.E. student. But when things take an unexpected turn for both sides, you'll never know who the true villain is in the end. Rated T for cussing.

Artemis Fowl Jr. arrives at H.I.V.E and meets the infamous Otto Malpense and the gang. What adventures are in store? Will Artemis Fowl be the first ever student to escape form H.I.V.E? Read to find out!

Abducted by Raven, Artemis Fowl II adapts to life at H.I.V.E. But when an escape attempt goes horribly wrong and Overlord takes control of Butler, what will happen?

Two boy genii. But which one is cleverest? Find out as Otto Malpense and Artemis Fowl go head to head in Junior Mastermind- Battle of the Boy Genii. DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything.

Here is a seriously deranged fanfic...though it says Artemis Fowl crossover there are several characters from diffrent stories in here. Read on and enjoy the epicness of the quest for the evil Writer's Block...

Artemis Fowl. Criminal genius... and the newest H.I.V.E. student. Looks like H.I.V.E.'s in for a whole lot of trouble.

Otto Malpense meets Artemis Fowl, one boy genius to another. Saying they don't really get along at first is a huge understatement. Pairings TBD. Dark humor. PLEASE REVIEW!

The trio from the last deleted story has been pushed to their actual present, landing in Artemis Fowl's backyard. Artemis thinks this may be his lucky day, but is it? Some people will be popping up. Quite OOC for Artemis, isn't it? No pairings involved.