A 25 year old Alex panics as he finds out that his wife is pregnant and is horrified at the thought that his child could be anything like him. What follows is a series of one-shots of Alex dealing with all the stunts that his child pulls while trying to be a good father.

BANG "Was that hail?" Alex asked uncertainly. No. It most definitely was not hail but how was Ian supposed to explain that they were being shot at… with a gun? OR Alex comes dangerously close to finding out what Ian actually does for a living.

Read the title LMAO

In one world, Cossack heard about Albert Bridge and looked the other way. In another, John Rider found a stray assassin on his doorstep. An AU told in snapshots for the Alex Rider Big Bang. Updates irregularly as real life allows.

An Eagle Strike AU in which Alex's attempt to get through Feathered Serpent doesn't exactly go to plan… For Alex Rider All Things Nice Week 2021 - Day Two: Comfort

Seven years since legendary teenage superspy has gone missing. His story revealed to the world, as well as his death. But there are still a few who believe it takes a lot more to kill Alex Rider.

An innocent camping trip turns sinister when an unexpected guest turns up. *Ft. Werewolf!K-Unit! and Family!Unit Feels!* (I DONT OWN ANYTHING U RECOGNIZE!) - Plz R&R! Enjoy, y'all! Happy Halloween!

So, how did you two meet? "Darling, why don't you tell the story, you tell it so much better-" "Well, we both used to work for different banks. And then I tried to kill him." AlexXOC. Further summary inside.

Second chances are rare. Second chances that give you the opportunity to dramatically change your life for the better are even rarer. So when Alex gets one such opportunity, he grabs it with both hands, hoping that, despite the odds and unusual circumstances, he will succeed…

Set after SR, Alex is living with Ben, they go to Jacks's funeral. OneShot

Yassen does Ian's face paint. locked tomb!au, fem!yassen and ian

'The ceiling tiles swam in and out of focus. Bright fluorescent lights shined down on him. Everything ached. He wracked his fog filled brain trying to remember… well anything.' Set in Pongnosis's glorious The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea universe! Inspired by Total Recall

After days of torture, there is one final nail in Alex Rider's coffin before he's finally free... (Major Character Death Warning)

What if the guard hadn't dropped the box of Smallpox vials whilst unloading them from the submarine? What if Yassen Gregorovich hadn't been distracted by that and had gone to investigate who was watching them from the rocks? What if Yassen saw Alex Rider, hiding and watching, and knew that he had to stop him from interfering with Sayle's plan...

The Pleasures and Jack are dead. Alex is back under the thumb of Blunt and MI6. His new guardian is harsh and hates him and sends him back to Hell - the Brecon Beacons. Wolf is just as mean as ever and Fox's replacement, Falcon is even worse. It is times like this that Alex thinks the whole world is against and that he doesn't have the luck of the devil everyone thinks he does.

'The bell above the door to the little bakery that had just opened on Yassen's route home from work tinkled as he opened it and stepped into the little shop. He had had a tough shift in the hospital and right now, any type of pastry sounded amazing.' For Alex Rider All Things Nice Week 2021 - Day Seven: AU

Devilverse! Alex is secretly a baby vampire. How will SCORPIA deal with finding out? A (relatively) fluffy story about baby vampire Alex. Fluff! Some pairings with adults (not Alex)! Hurt/Comfort! Crack all the way! Has Sagitta, Yassen, and more! Rated T for Adams' scandalous drug use and a fade to black scene later on!

As if Alex's part time job to support himself through uni wasn't bad enough, bumping into Yassen makes Alex embarrassed enough to wish that the ground would open up and swallow him whole! For Alex Rider All Things Nice Week - Day Five: Humour

Sequel to Oceabreeze7's Iceblink. Set in that Universe. "Aleks" and Yassen have settled in to life in Scorpia, but Yassen has many enemies. Captivity! Mentions/discussions of non-con/underage, but nothing graphic. All takes place prior to fic (and not between Yassen and Alex). No Romance! Unhealthy relationships! Canon levels of violence. T-rated to be safe. Weekly Updates.

'To say that Ian looked stressed would have been an understatement. Alex, on the other hand, was absolutely delighted to see him.' When Ian gets called into work and can't find a babysitter, he calls on one person he is sure will be able to help. For Alex Rider All Things Nice Week - Day Four: Domestic

Towards the end of movie night, Alex sleepily observes his unconvential family.

When Ian comes home fram an assignment, he finds something at home, he difinitely isn't happy about. Making sure his six year old Nephew Alex is fine whenever he's away surely is more trouble then he'd thought up until now.

Fed up of neither John or Helen making the first move to take their friendship into romance, Ian steps in and makes the move for them…(not that they're complaining) For Alex Rider All Things Nice Week 2021 - Day 3: Romance

Just when Alex finds his life begin to return to normal, he finds himself thrown back into the world of spies and villains. Whilst investigating the murder of a journalist, he uncovers a nefarious plot that is somehow connected with the disappearance of children all over Europe. With the help of old allies, Alex Rider once again goes undercover in order to prevent the unthinkable

What could be better than spending the August Bank Holiday, and one of the last days before school starts again, having fun on the beach? For Alex Rider All Things Nice Week 2021 - Day One: Fluff (the collection is over on AO3) Huge thanks to Cym & Morfox for the prompt, and to Fredbasset for organising fluff week because this definitely wouldn't have been written without you!