Alex yeets away from society, intending to live out the rest of his life in the woods. Little did he know, the woods contain more than animals. The Erlking was always fond of hunters.

Alex really should have stayed home and learned the stupid lines before he failed drama class. But now he was stuck with an assassin and madman, with no help in sight. But what he didn't expect was for Yaseen to kidnap him at the end of the whole ordeal.

K-unit finds Alex on surveillance tapes after years of thinking he was dead. They launch a rescue mission but when they find him they worry he might just shatter. It will be a long road to recovery if it isn't too late.

Damien Cray crack fic. There's a crack fic in there where Cray finds out about the drug dealer Alex drops on a police station and tries to hire him."I'm trying to eliminate drug use across the world!" Alex: "You know...that doesn't sound too bad." Yassen just stares in horror when he sees a slightly manic, happy looking Alex when he gets sent there.

Alex Rider is sick of people dying because of him, so he does the only thing he can-he becomes someone else. 19 year old Matthew Smith passes Selection and joins the SAS, but not everyone seems to appreciate his company...at first. Maybe these people he swore he wouldn't get close to will become the family he needs...unless his enemies are closer than he thinks. K-Unit and OCs!

Alex is stuck in a cell with Nile. It's going well...NOT. Alex is sorely tempted to smother the man with a pillow.

An incredibly drunk man appears out of what seems to be a portal in thin air, just in time to save the lives of John and Helen Rider. He proceeds to throw up all over the couple, a public monument, and himself, then passes out. After a quick DNA test, the Riders drag their now nineteen-year-old son back with them to meet his one-year-old self. Meanwhile, Smithers tries to figure...

Alex Rider dies and makes a deal to go back and fix everything with a suspicious figure...surprise! It works. Now he is back four years before the day his uncle dies. Can he train and pass as his age without raising suspicion? Good thing keeping up a front is what he was trained for... Note: Rating may increase. Updates are aimed at once a month, and never more than two apart.

Prompt: Dark! Alex. Alex decides to follow a family tradition after Ian's death. Every family has a murderer or two in it. Altered Prompt. Gratuitous violence. Unreliable narrator!

With Jack's death and the threat of Scorpia on the rise, Alex is sent to his old SAS unit for protection. Haunted by his past and terrified of his future, will Alex finally be able to heal and move on? Or has he fallen past the point of saving? Remember, Scorpia never forgives and it never forgets...

Prompt: Coffee shop AU! Alex is a barista. Someone should really tell these motherfuckers to get more sleep.

Prompt: Damien Cray decided to drown a dude in fucking pennies. The janitor is NOT getting paid enough for this oiled and bloodstained pennies BS.

Jones is ready to leave Alex to the wolves. Planning to throw him under the bus, and suffer the consequences. But, Ben has other ideas. Intending on keeping a promise made what seemed like a lifetime ago, Ben is going to fight tooth and nail to get is kid back. Lost and Found rewrite. Irregular updates

Prompt: Alex adopts a snow leopard that he names Snuggles. Absolutely nobody wants to snuggle that fucker except him. And maybe Nile.

When Alex's next mission to infiltrate and gather information from a local marshmallow factory goes wrong, he runs into a familiar face as he tries to make his escape. A standalone sequel to Cym's amazing Cloudy Mallows (or: Alex Rider and the Marshmallow Factory) on AO3!

One shot where Alex literally walks into Mrs. Jones' office to paint it her favorite color and the Head of security thinks he's trying to kill her, again.

Alex was just trying to study at the cafe with his best mate, Tom, when he looks out the window and see's a man being aggressive towards a woman. Motioning outside to Tom as he brings their drinks over, Tom looks and asks "Is that Mrs. Jones!" The next thing Tom knows is Alex is outside pulling the startled man back, just seconds before the man could lay a finger on the Director.

After Jack's death, Alex had little direction in his life. Paranoia and unease rule his life. He can trust no one—even when they pretend to have his best interests in mind. And, after nearly six months… it appears that things might finally be settling down. Yet, with Alex, peace is an impossibility—because someone is always looking for him.

Set after SR. After Jack's death, Alex goes to live with the Pleasures. But when his past catches up with him and puts the Pleasures in danger, what decisions will he make as he begins a journey to becoming a full-fledged agent, learning to truly embrace that identity? Rating may change.

Created for the SpyFest 2021 Christmas Fic Exchange. For BlueberryLibrary. Prompt: the annual SCORPIA executive board white elephant gift exchange. Crack! Nobody likes their gifts! Special thanks to Pongnosis for her writing help!

Alex sometimes felt as though his life always followed the same pattern. Mission. Capture. Escape. Repeat. That if he were a cartoon character, at least once an episode he would be sprawled out on the floor with a lump protruding from the top of his head and stars dancing around him. This time was different. All he had were questions. He had to find the answers…

The warehouse scene from Yassen's POV. *Spoilers for S2 Episode 3*

"Alex is a child, he is young and vulnerable" Joe Byrne breathed a sigh of relief, at least Mrs Jones was on his side. "but that is exactly why we need him." Pyotr Anatolievich is a Russian diplomat living in Miami. He's just murdered one of the CIA's best and youngest operatives. Joe Byrne needs a solution. A solution that comes in the reluctant form of Alex Rider.

set 12 years after scorpia rising Alex never went to live with the pleasures after Jack died, instead he threw himself deeper into the spy world. Alex just finished recovering from a mission that went wrong when he gets told he is going to be a bodyguard for a mission under cover. Is there as much to this mission as Jones said or is there something else?

Ian and Alex are enjoying a great day surfing at the beach but then everything goes wrong! Alex gets kidnapped (by Nightshade but MI6 don't work that out)