Here is the April fools chapter for my real fiction, Legend of Zelda: Hero's curse. Just a bunch of crack really. But since I deleted the chapter from the actual story, I figured I'd repost it as a separate story. Consider this chapter 2.5 of Hero's Curse.

Princess Zelda attempts to save Ganondorf from himself. See for yourself where her adventure takes her.

A collection of Link/Midna short stories, from drabble-length to slightly longer. Rating may increase as the collection expands.

Una vez que Termina estaba fuera de peligro, Link regresa a Hyrule, sin embargo el tiempo que paso en Termina termino afectándolo, llevándolo al borde de su cordura, haciendo que tenga una ligera inestabilidad mental. El enemigo que ahora debe enfrentar no es Ganondorf o una Luna gigante. Sino él mismo. pausada

Link and Zelda meet late one night to discuss Link's growth- and Zelda's upcoming decision regarding her marriage. TP (kinda), Zelink, oneshot, fluff, fluff and more fluff.

Through thousands of lifetimes and the constant rising and falling of a kingdom, Link and Zelda fight and survive. Fate always pulls them back together, and they wouldn't have it any other way. — a series of one-shots for Zelink week.

Peatrice has waited 6 years to become a Knight of Skyloft in order to save her mother but a sudden turn of events thrust Peatrice into a life of mystery and adventure. She's going to have to betray her friends, old and new, in order to survive.

[One-shot] Algumas palavras desconexas, dos pensamentos e sentimentos de Link, durante a sequência de abertura do game Spirit Tracks.

A series of holiday one-shots.

Love is love. Drama is drama. And crack is crack. In this gender bending fanfiction of fabulousness, we explore many walks of life from social awkward movie stars to queer folk and evil twin sisters. In a restaurant, with two delinquents as the hostesses, Sheik and Link sit down for a date. Fluff and crack found within. Also, snarkastic chapter titles.

The king of Eloeinia, a kingdom that faces destruction by the hands of the Ikana empire, asks the leader of a small group of vigilantes to journey to Hyrule for the sake of the kingdom. The young leader, whose feats and accomplishments are comparable to those of heroes of legend, must face danger and betrayal before he is molded into the hero he was destined to be. AU.

Born in a time where the legend of the Goddesses and their Triforce has been condemned as heresy Link is born destined to have the mark of Courage die with him, ending the cycle of the hero. A friendship with royalty, a rebellion against the crown, a hero held prisoner, the Goddesses can indeed be cruel to their fated hero, but will they let the legacy end with his life?

Link is tired and old. Long ago he attempted to escape from the memory of his quest, and now at the end of the road he finally finds a way to move on.

Dark and Link go out for a stroll to hang out at a bar and possibly pick up some chicks. RATED T for language and some awkward smooching. A little bit of boy/boy in here. You no like then you no read :P I don't own Zelda. I'm trying to gain a better grasp of humor, this is practice of sorts.

Have you ever wanted to know if people actually live by their code, or do they think it's a news years resolution? The Sheikah keep their word no matter what. Have you ever wondered how many Sheikah there are, why they exist, or if there is one behind you right now? Time to see if it's true by reading this entail on the book...

Lana es una joven hechicera... Link un caballero... y Zelda la princesa de Hyrule... ¿Qué pasara ahora que Zelda esta enamorada de Link y Lana tambien? ¿A quién querrá Link? Acontecimientos antes de los hechos de "El destino del héroe"

'"Good morning Zelda," the husky male voice muttered. I smiled into the cucco-stuffed pillow, inhaling the scent of hay, grass, and the male musk that belonged distinctly to Link.' -A little more graphic than my usual writings, but this is about as 'M' as it's going to get. I'll let you use your imagination to fill in the blanks.

Es tarde, el rubio sólo pueda pensar en una cosa mientras caminan tranquilamente, así que lanza la pregunta sin meditarla. Au, ¿Demighiralink?

The deku scrub couple, having now been expecting for a good week and a half, are starting to deal with some changes in Iris' health. After a checkup at the Clock Town doctor, they head back to the swamp to enjoy the last good-weathered day. But by the next morning, Winter's warnings have heightened- a dangerous situation for an expecting deku mother with seasonal problems.

After a gory battle concerning Hyrule, Link is left wounded and bloody, doomed to die alone in the woods surrounded by his regrets. Zelda has left her duties of counting losses to find him. The hero's wounds go far deeper than physical, and his patron is determined to save him from both of the damages.

Princess Zelda was supposed to die seven years ago, and the person who wants her eliminated will stop at nothing to finish it off. What will happen when the Knight Academy is sent to train in the little town of Ordon? Will Zelda finally meet the one she needs to protect her? heheh zelink fanfiction based off Snow White ;)

Legends have been always been recorded in history, through generation to generation. Archived, stored away so nobody ever forgets. But there is one tale that was never remembered, one lost throughout time. This is the forgotten tale. And perhaps, it was best to be left forgotten.

Zelda made a very bad mistake and Azul is about to suffer because of her mistake. Is Azul going to live? How would Sunlight react to this? Is Link and Zelda ever going to make it back home?

"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself Slipping?" The Demon looks from the horrific wound radiating out from it's gut to stare at me in horror, despite the agony from the broken blade impaling me and the blood in my throat, I smile. I'd known since Faron the only way to keep Zelda safe was to kill this very Demon, but how do you kill an Immortal? I only hope she can forgive me.

Ghirahim was born for a purpose, the very idea of such put fear into the hearts of Hylia's men. Except one. This is a tale that takes place before the events of Skyward Sword, days that were dark and grim. Link takes it upon himself to be Ghirahim's parent and protector, hoping that Ghirahim's fate doesn't catch up with him all the while fighting in a nameless war. Is it possible?