Something I thought of when I saw Link with the double hookshot. the joke is in the title.ubershort drabble

A parody of mine that has been in the works for almost seven years. I basically make fun of the whole convoluted Zelda storyline. I'm just curious to see what people say about it. Reviews would rock. Rated R for strong language and sexual humor

A search for a cursed stone that is causing an island to slowly die away. Link's latest adventure will leave you amazed and stunned as he meets many new characters, and a few old ones too.

Our nameless hero has begun his quest, aiding Link in saving Hyrule from Ganon's evil power. But, its not easy...Can he learn to protect himself from hordes of bizarre monsters quick enough? Can he get Link to actually talk? Big troubles ahead.

An epic tale that explores what follows the events of Twilight Princess. Malo Mart, the Sky Cannon, and the technological advances of the Gorons will all play a part. The Rupees will too. It will be a lot of fun once it gets going.

-ON HIATUS- My first fanfic for Zelda, but It's a parody of Ronin Warriors! thanks to Vslasher for giving props.

[Oneshot, giftfic for Demigoddess of OCs.] The ending for a Hero and companion is only glorious when retold in legend. In truth, it's often the painful death of a hopeful dream.

Takes place after Twilight Princess.A new legend is born. Maleo, Weilder of the Dusk Slayer, joined by new and familer faces, takes on a new evil. Give it a chance and i promise you won't be disappointed. Review and I'll return the favor

In the time after WW, Ganodorf has returned to the new Land of Hyrule. His first step is to raise Link and Zelda from OT back to Life and enslave Link. Now Link must find a way to freedom and save Hyrule from his foe. But can he adapt to this Hyrule?

After Ganon's defeate, Link is left with an unquenchable thirst for blood. Is there anyone in Hyrule who can tame the animal he has become? Based on the song by Three Days Grace.

Oracle of Ages' Symmetry Village is an unusual place, and not all of its villagers are content with life. When a strange meteor lands in town, things only get worse, and certain villagers' lives will be changed forever.

Ever wonder what life as a Cucco is like? This short story delves into the thoughts of one of our fine feathered friends.

Leah May has lived behind a mask, and lived a horrible life. She has written her whole life story down in a journal. Though when she wakes up and finds herself the best friend of Princess Zelda she writes poems about Zelda's not so great life.

An unspeakable evil descends upon the world. Now Link and his new band of warriors are the only ones that stand a chance of saving it. Will the Light triumph... or will Evil reign for eternity? Rated safely M for violence in early chapters.Suck at summary

What's happening in Kafei's mind as he deals with the pressure of trying to get back his Sun mask in a mere three days? Seeing the impending doom coming, he asks the mysterious boy Link for help...

Once allies, you traveled far and wide with him and managed to save both your worlds from a great threat. But you soon had to part. He was a proclaimed hero and you were a princess. And now you're sworn enemies! How can things go back to how they were?

Darkness plauges the land of Hyrule, ruled by Ganon. Aided by Link and Zelda, a young girl from another world is forced to go on a quest to defeat him. [Chapters 30 and 31 up. Complete.]

MinishCap:What if one of Link's access to size restoring portals was suddenly cut off while he was minish sized? Not a great summary, please no flames. DinLink

Comepltely random. one shot. Slight Yaoinessjust for like two seconds.

I am but a pawn in the great chessboard that consists of Hyrule. When this land is need of help, it is I they call upon, not another. Always the same name, always the same reason. It never changes.

A story of a good deal of stupidity and confusion. If you wish fanfiction these days would follow a less predictable formula, you might be interested in this. Chapter 2 up! The mysterious effects of Ganondorf's summoning revealed!

Link Greene's Drum Major of his school's marching band. One day during marching practice he accidently bumps into his crush, Zelda Harkinian, and his whole world is flipped. What's poor Link going to do?

Midna wished she had been honest with herself, but now it's too late. She's stuck in her world and her love is on the other side. A sad, but short, story about Midna after Twilight Princess. Corrections have been made.

Twilight Princess. New chapter! Link is guiding Telma's wagon to Kakariko, with Ilia and Ralis inside. But what if he can't do it?

In a twist of fate, Link is sent to modern America. Funniness ensues, including demonic doors and horseless carts! LinkxOC. INDEFINITE HIATUS