Hey dudes and dudettes, I was just so I decided to write so pretty random crap so yeah. (WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF RANDOMNESS AND CRACK, SOME SWEARING. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED AND I NEED TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCKS. ALSO I DON'T OWN THE COVER PICTURE!)

"In the business of acting, there are no constants." I was told this lie after the tremendous success of my first role in an action film when I was eighteen. My agent had warned me not to get comfortable in the limelight, because it was rare to strike gold twice in Hollywood. In the past year, however, I became aware of a new face in the spotlight: Alfred F. Jones. (Day #5)

Hell sweeps through Oliver Kirkland's home...quite literally. When the Devil takes over, it's a battle of odds and time. The characters are not mine, nor is Hetalia or any other references. The story, however, is. Also, I made the cover image. That took some time but hey.

Romano doesn't know how to confess to Spain that he loves him, but thankfully, Italy come up with a plan. Italy tells his brother that he has to sing, since he owed Italy, and came up with a song to confess with. Will it work out? Or will Romano be forever alone with his embarrassment? I promise its better than it sounds :)

A new world order post WWII with new leaders and a new balance of power. US/UK, and very much in that order. Dub-con-ish, BDSMish. You know. Politics as usual. Companion fic to "December 8, 1940."

Si bien es cierto que Elizabetha no es una mujer friolenta, debía aceptar que ese año en Berlín estaba haciendo un frio endemoniado, aunque todo era parte de un plan muy elaborado, no por nada mañana era 14 de febrero y como era obvio pasarían todo el día juntos y si tenía más suerte, ella le pediría que fueran novios y él diría que sí. AU. Regalo para Kaitogirl95

Dekade demi dekade, mereka terus tersesat. {canon}

Portugal convidou Brasil para uma refeição em sua casa. Brasil fica impressionado com a quantidade de azeite que o outro usa em suas receitas, mas o lusitano lhe mostra o quanto azeite lhe sabe bem. "Isso foi estranhamente interessante, pervertido e com final fofo." — The Painted Doll, beta.

Alfred has wanted to leave his job and go off to better things like Google and a scout for new employees finally gives him that chance. However, he doesn't know what will await him when this happens. This should be comedic and of course, there will be romance. America has a brief crush on Belarus at the beginning. There is swearing, but not anything overly inappropriate.

Berwald is a blind man who is sure that he is capable of living on his own. However, when he meets a man who's voice is that of an angel, his view of isolation starts to change.

Lovino Vargas wallows is self pity and angst as he believes that no one will ever care for him, but one day a gorgeous matador, Antonio waltzes into his life. But this mysterious Spaniard hides a dark life working for an international crime ring trying to out do their competitors. And the last thing Antonio wants is for Lovino to get get caught in the middle of all of it.

When a mysterious girl name Marlee breaks into America's apartment what does America do? Well invite her to have some coffee of course! Finding out why she was sent to kill him might be important... So why not make Canada work with Marlee to break into Russia's house? Because Russia is always guilty, right? Rated T for possible language and assassination attempts.

An assassin married to an assassin is a recipe for disaster. Mr. and Mrs. Smith Parody. Written for the USUK Sweethearts Week. USUK.

Can love really be the answer? When Prussia is suicidal, can a thought of his true love really save him? What goes on between Spain and Romano? Features the Bad Touch Trio, PruCan and SpaMano. Language, mentions of suicide and various graphic details. Reader discretion is not advised.

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"Willkommen, ladies and gents, to the Hetalia WipeOut, Couples Edition! We've got quite the obstacle course today for these unlucky folks, isn't that right, Antonio?" Gilbert grins. Matthew grins mischievously. "Hey, Al. Pass me some of that popcorn."

This is a place for my aph headcanons and prompts written by me on a variety of aph topics.

Romano was sitting around bored, his brother suggested something that gives him an idea.

Emil's the new kid in school and Xiao's determined to give him the grand tour of the small town. Sure, the guy seems cold hearted but Xiao's sure that he's actually super cool. Plus he's totally hot. What he's not too pleased about is that his annoying sister is at home too. HongIce!

During the Civil War, America split into two parts. Everyone always focuses on Alfred, the North, but what about the South? Where did he really come from? What happened after the war? Read to find out. Warning! OC-centric! REALLY OC-centric! Literally from the POV of my OC.

Feliciana and Lovino are living with their abusive grandfather, Romulus, when they move to America do to an... accident. Settling in to a new home in a new country is definitely hard, but what happens when Lovino and Feliciana are forced to keep their grandfathers secret in a school full of curious high school students? Will they find true love or another dead loved one?

Arthur hates living with his druggie of a mom. His best friend Alfred's parents are overbearing and he wants to get away. They hatch a plan to run away for a summer to get a break. Along the way they grow up and start to see things in a new light. (Eventual UsUk)

America's musings of England.

He stares at me with those bright emerald green eyes. How adorable he looks but also how strange; being only three feet tall must be the cause of that...(rated teen for language)

Hypnosis (noun); Placing persons in a drowsy, sleep-like state in which they allegedly become vulnerable to the suggestions made by the hypnotist.