It's all there in the title. America thought it'd be just another normal luncheon at McDonald's, but he was wrong. Dead wrong. Happy Meals x America. Dubcon/noncon, gang rape, force-feeding, misuse of food, male lactation, scat, guro, and character death.

Mongolia, a retired empire. Often ignored, but totally okay with that. Well, up until now, that is. Trying to make friends, or, at least, avoid being ignored, he decides to expand his social connections. Chaos ensues as he discovers not only more about the others, but also about himself and his messed up, jumbled, mixed feelings.

"Italy please don't leave me!"

"He is a mafia baby Antoine. Let us hope for the best but prepare for the worst, no?" Antonio is a determined Spaniard after happening across Lovino Vargas in his bar. Three things; 1) He has a history. 2) Lovino has a history. 3) Mama Vargas doesn't like people messing with her babies.

So, for my English class we had to find a picture and write a poem inspired by it, and, this is my poem.

Lithuania visits Poland's house for the first time in a while...just some LietPol fluff I wrote when I couldn't sleep last night

Canada decides he wants Russia. He pesters America to help him. NON-CON. Sorta. In a weird way. RAPE and non-con and drugging. If this makes you uncomfortable please don't read. You've been warned! Ruscan, with some Amecan thrown in for good measure.

Italy spies on a scene that he never expected to find. Inspired by Impossible Germany by Wilco.

(Patient: Germany) Germany wakes up early, and feels like a cup of coffee, so he enjoys a nice espresso, and heads back to bed. But what is this aching in his chest when he wakes up in the morning? NOTE: I did put a bit of German in this fic, so if I have stuff wrong, feel free to correct me. I'm still quite new to German, so it may not be as good as it could be.

By chance Berwald receives a phone call and finds himself shortly thereafter adopting a son. The son's past is complicated, just as Berwald and his husband Tino's is. When dark histories intermingle, maybe it's best to wait for that train. SuFin, T, family

They may have their differences, their opinions and their views on certain matters, but, they would always head back home, where everything started and they'll always forget about everything that could tear them apart, because, in the end, they had each other, and it matters much more than everything else. -One-Shot-

Feliciano wants to build a snowman. T because Romano. Written by my friend Ida

Belarus has a very cute gift for her brother. Will it make Russia want to become one her now or will he want it sent back?

A curse, begot by my mother and brought upon me. Curses are supposed to be horrible, terrible things. But mine, mine is a blessing to my dismal life. And with my luck I never thought blessings would ever come my way again. AAnnR [England x OC] [timetravel [hiatus]

Ivan is the great superhero General Zima; respected, idolized, feared... and completely head-over-heels for a certain Canadian shape-shifter. But with Hero's questionable stalk-and-tell habits, Laurd and Green-ouille's hatred for each other, and Ghost's secret-extracting stare, will Zima and Maple ever meet face to face? T for swearing, also with human (and cheesy hero) names.

The president meets the country he is assigned to, but not in any way he'd expect. (Based off of a facebook photo of tumblr text. One-shot)

Un cauchemar atroce impliquant Germanie, des robes roses et des rubans réveille Lovino en plein milieu de la nuit. En plus de ça un orage éclate. Il va se réfugier dans la chambre de l'espagnol. Et voit quelque chose qui lui fait se poser des questions. "Grande sœur Belgique? Comment on fait les bébés?" et puis une autre tout aussi importante "Je vais être (encore) oncle?"

The nations must decide whether America's bacon or Canada's bacon is better. Chaos ensues, and SOMEONE spills the coffee... May be slightly OOC Canada. Rated K-plus for slight swearing.

Alfred takes Arthur camping, but the Brit is not too pleased about it. Sassy!Arthur

(One shot!) Reader finds a delightful surprise in the mailbox - Arthur Kirkland, a tiny faerie! [Reader x England. . . somewhat?]

Prussia has an awesome prank idea which ends up turning the nations into seniors. And we're not talking about the high school kind here

There are many options that Hatori ((My OC)) can pick to have as his own but with all these paths that he can and must take, lead him to many diffrent people.

"Ma meilleure amie est morte, je devrais être triste, pourtant seule la haine est présente en ce moment. Pourquoi ? ","Tu veux simplement te venger.","Mais sur qui ?","Sur moi." AU Modern ! Attention au âme sensible, le langage est crû et des scènes pourraient vous choquer. De même pour les homophobes, c'est un Yaoi donc homme/homme ! Vous êtes au courant. Pour les autres venez !

The only way you can tell its Hetalia is because we mention Estonia(Eduard) Yup, Swedish PoV.

He walked the beach, remembering the past. Reminding us to never forget... Something I just wrote on Memorial day. I couldn't get it out of my head so I wrote it down. Thanks for the reviews guys!