It's Christmas Eve, and extremely religious!America just wanted to spend it doing nice, Christian things. But then sodomite!England shows up at America's door. He's drunk, accidentally gives himself breasts with his magic, and they may or may not be tempting to supposedly straight America. Total crack, male lactation, USUKUS.

PruCan; It's hard to get the attention of one of the cutest, most adorable guy at school, when his friends are MAJOR cock-blocks...this is gonna be a LONG road up ahead. AU; Rated T due to potty mouths; Human names used :D

Hey! This is my first fanfic that I've written and I wanted this to be the first on the web! I hope you like! It's fluff pretty much! It's rated K for slight Romano swearing! Enjoy!

- Roderich and Gilbert have a worrying conversation about their daughter. - Rated for themes and implied past mpreg.

Drabble for askalba on tumblr about Scotland's Independence.

Japan over hears something... coming from Germany's room.

Prussia gets curious about Canada's glasses...

You never know what you'll get when you click a unlabled web link. Maybe getting set to the world of Hetalia? And things couldn't be worse... Rated T for languge and events later on.

The European Union are deciding Greece's fate but while they try to work out a solution Hercules decides to leave the meeting a little bit until he see's his girlfriend waiting for him. No smut just fluff. This is for the talented Merza. Hope you like it!

¡Se lo había propuesto! Después de un masculino maratón de películas románticas en compañía de Tony, lo había decidido. Un beso... Un beso de Año Nuevo.

This is pointless Fruk smut! enjoy!

It's Germany's birthday, and you have taken it upon yourself to throw him a surprise B-Day party. However, you have another motive in mind. You have always like him, and have finally worked up enough nerve to confess. But what happens when Germany rejects you? Find out! Germany x Reader, Germany/Reader. (Warning: Human names used.) Please R&R!

This is a story of how Fem!Romania became a mafia boss and yes it is some what a crack story but the paring is real and some of the events like the Bulgarian-Romania Empire are real so please enjoy and let me know what you think!

"-¿Recuerdas qué México me dijo qué él no creía en Santa Claus?-" Berwald escuchó a su esposa decir. ¡Cómo no iba a olvidarlo! ¡Feliz Día de Reyes! Creado por RutLance-CrystalFairy y publicado por mí. xD

America and 2!P England. Alfred finds out a horrifying secret due to Arthur's change.

England and America have a fight, can they sort it out for the new year?

oneshot-Es extraño como la amistad puede formarse de la mas rara situación, pero mas si se trata de un lobo muy "peculiar" y una muy agresiva humana.

Mathias has taken all of the coffee from Lukas' house! Leaving the caffeine-lover quite sleepy... Rated T for dennor, human names used.

"War" A poem written by me, inspired by a good book about WWI called "All Quiet on the Western Front". It is from the point of view of either England or Germany. Your choice. ;)

Even with his tell-tale British accent, Congressman Arthur Kirkland has steadily worked his way up the ladders of Washington with a blooming future ahead. Just as nothing seems to be able to stray him from his career, however, an attractive young blond from the rival party by the name of Alfred F. Jones arrives at the Senate and forces Arthur to reestablish his own self. USUKUS.

A songfic done to colplay's Viva La Vida and staring the Awesome Prussia. Any Germans out there wanna tell me if google translated that right?

Antonio is getting married! To someone that... isn't Arthur? The bastard makes Arthur endure the pain of getting ready... How will Arthur survive the tortures Elizabeta puts him through, while trying to keep a hold of his shattering heart?

if you want me to write something specific, ANYTHING, then just let me know in your review :) i'm all about fan service, keeping my fans happy!

Only America would come knocking on his door through a bloody storm with a bag of McDonalds before COMPLETELY mistaking him as some random punk… come on, did the piercings really make him look THAT different?

Sealand asks his fathers, America and England(they're his parents, as far as I'm concerned)how he was born. They oblige and tell him the whole story, though when it's over Sealand greatly regrets asking. USUK CRACK!