I have the worst luck EVER. I was thaaat close to the world domination and my victory. I was thaaat close to my doom. (A story about Sauron's defeat, told by ex-Dark Lord himself. Starring lovers of mushrooms, crybaby Gandalf, sneaky Saruman, birdbrain Radagast, Fellowship of the Fools, Elrond Not-really-half-elven, petty minions and many more. A birthday gift for Sauron Gorthaur.
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Saruman, Sauron, Radagast - Complete