Some haiku that I wrote that aren't wonderful, but please review

(or Whit, Kar, and Amber really DO go to Middle-earth) It's the anti-Mary Sue. Also my first work of non-insane humor. As real as it can get, I promise. Review if ya read.

A rather superfluous little ficlet about a Haradri trader and a nameless woman...rather pointless, but otherwise...^.^

This is just the Tale of Arwen and Aragorn and Goldberry and Tom Bombadil but in poetry form. I wrote the poem, J R R Tolkien came up with the idea (great man, Mr. Tolkien). Please read this- my friends said it was really good!

General overview. I do not own anything having to do with this book.

Okay, what if there was an Amazon-type community in Middle Earth, made up purely of women? And what if Legolas stumbles upon them? I suck at summaries. Plz R/R.

Written in response to the fics where Boromir is depicted as being bad or evil when, in reality, he isn't - it's the affect of the Ring. This is a quickly-written idea of what he could be thinking as he falls under the thrall of the Ring...

Hehe....The WHOLE manusscript!!!!! I promise, its the whole. And some lyrics too. Read it. Tell me! OBS! This is not a fic!!! its the REAL script from the first movie!

Somewhere in the back of my mind I had assumed that the life of a Ranger would be full of traveling in strange countries, tracking evil men and orcs, and fighting often. This, I thought, would not allow me much time to think of all I had lost, and all I

a conversation between Legolas and Celeborn no slash

Bookverse, but not a TTT/RotK spoiler as of yet. A Frodo romance - yikes! - but fairly canon-compatible. PG for now, but may go up a little in the later chapters. Temporarily on hold until I coax my mac into being reasonable.

Yahoo! Chapter 2 is up, *evil glare* and you thought I couldn't do it Hmmm... A young elf is saved from Orcs by one of our favorite elves, but can he and others save her from herself? Read on and find out.

ok this is my third time putting this up formally known as the forbidden forest but plz just r&r for my sake in the sanity world

It's a song summarizing The Fellowship of the Ring. I did best I could so please R and R

".... The sons of Elrond were not with them but it is supposed they followed their father when their Grandfather, Lord Celeborn, set off to join his wife and daughter….If that is your belief, you couldn’t be more wrong."Slightly AU *UPDATED*

Written with the assumption that the reader has already read the book, so I refuse to acknowledge anything in this collection as a "spoiler", or explain why the title says "Book 1"

A Silmarillion story. Gwindor recalls his losses, from the Nirnaeth up to his death. Rating is expected to climb no higher than 13 for death, violence etc. **CHAPTERS 3-4 NOW UP** R&R please!

Legolas has been away from Mirkwood and his family since he was a child, but is desperate to go back. AU...NO RING!

Short piece about one of the last few elves who are to leave Middle Earth

Tired of all the dramatic angstiness of The Fellowship of the Ring movie, the Fellowship decides to take a trip to Wacko Zacko's Park for Adventure and Amusement to lighten up a bit.

Elves are becoming ill and the skies grow dark, but when Legolas' father vanishes and a female elf from another city's friends disappear they both embarke on a journey that causes the two to meet each other...A Romantic story with frequent battle scenes..

Movie universe. My take on what Boromir was thinking and feeling after his attempt to take the ring from Frodo.

What do you get when you combine four not-so-ordinary high school students, a magical book, some elves, a disgruntled king, and a lot of flashing around? This COMPLETE story, part one of three!

Maeglin's thoughts on Idril. please R/R

A/U. Legolas has a fiancee waiting for him in Lorien. Legolas thought fic. Fluffiness! Please R & R. Flames will be used to heat Mordor!