Violet read the newspaper cut out again, and felt the hope rising in her chest.

This story as a completely random shot at a parody. I did not try desperately to add sense to it, but rather simply took the idea by Lemony Snicket and stupidly bent it as I pressed my keys upon the keyboard. Warning, it's filled with innuendo.

Violet's marrying Olaf, but there's no cover up - the wedding's very real and very obvious. Is she doing the right thing, or will her decision come back to haunt her? :Songfic - The Bad Beginning. I own nothing, storywise or songwise:

The more he though about it, the more he compared her to a good scarf. Well put together and soft, but filled with yarn-like secrets connecting the oddest designs and thoughts together. Ferndora, pedoish, R&R please.

A bunch of shorts and longs from Isadora and Klaus, includes basketball, pizza and the play Macbeth. Not KI romance but KI friendship.

Lemony Snicket has died and left his will behind. He has revealing his secrets and lies in the will, knowing that he has escaped them. What does he have to reveal? Has he been honest in his previous chronicles? Read to find out!

Set after the end of 'The End'. The Baudelaires and Beatrice are leaving the island, to start a new life and find their friends. What they discover does not go to plan. QuiglyViolet FionaKlaus & IsadoraKlaus.

A parody. In which Klaus raps, Sunny bites, and Violet giggles. As for Count Olaf, well... you'll just have to read to find out!

"Sometimes you find beauty is hidden, and you have to look much closer than you normally would to see it." Sadly, Violet's mother's words did not apply to count Olaf.

A short poem. On Uncle Monty's death

Violets point of view of the last day she ever saw her parents. One shot

It is with a heavy heart, that I am going to unfold to you the very dismal and rather unfortunate events that led Violet Baudelaire to obtain the name of Violet Olaf; as well as record many of the dreary events following this woeful name change.

Love for them was a brief materialistic fling, all sex and alcohol; bordering on the filthy side of things. Kit/Olaf oneshot.

summary inside. please read, review..

One-shot, about what happens to the Baudelaires after The End. Everyone dies. Rated for dark themes.

A tale borne of the pessimistic crap Lemony Snicket calls books. I reall feel sorry for them.

olaf/kit: he writes a new ending for the story of his life.

The second installment in the lives of the Baudelaires, Widdershins, and Quagmires is being released to the public after the success of the romantic Love Hexagons. The teens must face the darker side of V.F.D. in this novella. Will they survive?

When the person she tried to wake up recited the pi in his sleep, she recited her poem in return. This poem lingered in his memories longer than she thought it would. The pi and the poem ended up bringing the together again, after years of separation.

Isadora's boyfriend is abusive and insane, but only half the time. At first. What happens when things get a little out of hand, and she has to end her love to keep her life. I/OC later I/K.

violet trying to get over the fact quigley was lost in the river or what ever from TSS. lame summary i know. btw, the story is VERY SHOT! only like, less than a paragraph. fist story so yeah that's why.

Passing stories from generation to generation is an ancient tradition, and heaven knows Beatrice's uncle is full of them. Some light shipping here and there. R&R, please.

A VioletxKlaus Romance Story; if you don't approve of incest, just skip this one. Set in the Austere Academy. We love the Quagmires!

Dear Reader, If you are looking for a depressing book about the lives of intelligent and well-mannered orphans, look elsewhere. All you will find here is a Chinese taxi driver, a Broadway Chorus, and other nondepressing, hilarious objects.

This is about death and how quickly your life gets pulled away...this didn't happen but it has been close so...ya....