Duncan Quagmire has a bug and he can't shake it.

Based (loosely) on the books and movie of 'A Series of Unforturnate Events'. Klaus and Violet have come to terms with that all they have is each other. SLIGHT INCEST. Don't like, don't read. Rated T for safety. ONESHOT.

It's a haiku. Read unless you're homeless.

This is the journal of Count Olaf, and his regret.

Dear reader, if you do not have a stomach for beaches, crying children, and reunions, then I kindly suggest you refrain from reading this story and find something more enjoyable to do. With all due respect, Lemony Snicket.

The Baudes and the Quags journey into the mountains in order to reunite their families once and for all. And, of course, along the way we meet a strange new character... Sixth Book in a Series of Queer Events

A one-shot where Violet and Klaus talk about the song 'Gloomy Sunday' as Violet lies in her deathbed. Warning: Character death.

Someone has stolen the coconut cream cake and oatmeal cookies that the Littlest Elf brought to the Clearing to share with his friends. Along with his friend Liam the Turtle, the Littlest Elf sets out to discover the criminal behind the crime. A story of vainly frivolous details.

Imaginons un instant, rien qu'un instant, que la toute première machination du Comte Olaf ait été un succès... Les choses se seraient peut-être déroulées autrement. Une autre fin possible du premier tome, et de l'histoire des Orphelins. Un possible parmi tant d'autres. Qui sait?

it took me some time to decode this message and to protect those insied i will leave it in its hidden yet decode able form

...And this was what Count Olaf was thinking as he dropped that match, so close to her death, onto the floor of the Baudelaire Mansion. Olaf One-shot.

Beatrice Baudelaire is left in the care of the mysterious R., a Duchess who may not be all that she seems. A 'Mr. Snicket' is found dead, but may have known more about Beatrice's siblings than she. Her former guardian Phil is on trial for murder, but has never held a gun in his life. Can Beatrice connect the dots in time to save lives, if not just her own?

My first fanfiction of hopefully many. Hope you enjoy it and read my future stories.

Di suatu masa saat hujan turun.

Keributan kakak beradik Isadora dan Quigley Quagmire hanya karena buku matematika! Siapa yang bisa disalahkan? Rumput yang bergoyang? Salahkan saja Try Out yang menjelang.

A case in which one brother needs to change. Change their clothes that is. Set before the fire and the unfortunate events

Her first love hurt her the most. (But it also left her in love for the longest, because who was she to deny the man in grey, who set her heart on fire and never gave her a reason to put it out?)

The kind of fanfic that's been done a million times. Violet signs the marriage document with her right hand, she's legally married to Olaf, etc etc etc. Violaf. Enjoy.

In moments like this, they remember what they saw in each other. Olaf/Esmé

These Tragic stories are continuing on from when Beatrice sank, and as a descendant of Kit Snickett, it is my duty to continue on with what her brother never could. But you are free to shut this computer down and go far far away where no computers are available, so that these tragic words may not reach you.

Exploring the Dynamics of the VFD; relationships, murder, arson. Includes Lemony/Beatrice and Kit/Olaf.

When the Baudelaires wash up on Briny Beach one last time, they encounter such unpleasantries as a dinner party, a lawyer, and a suspiciously fresh sandwich. Continuation of series, contains spoilers of books 1-13.

Violet is ill and Quigley makes everything better. Unashamed sick!fic. Spoiler: doesn't actually have anything whatsoever to do with hand grenades.

Sometimes good friends push the boundaries of their relationship, creating feelings that can never be. Future Violet/Duncan Fic

Drabble. Lemony, mientras toma un descanso de su continua huida, reflexiona acerca de las cosas por las que debería estar agradecido.