Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, or Pokegirls. I don't own anything else you recognize either.
Author Note: For basic world information I refer you to (pokegirls dot org) and (www dot angelfire dot com / mn3 / pokegirls / main dot html). There is a specific World Map if you do a search for (Pokegirl world map) it should be the first one. It will refer to France as Noir. I have also crafted a few of my own Pokegirl entries which we will see in this story, even though I originally designed them for a Harry Potter Pokegirl story that never got off the ground.
Another Author Note: Sorry this took so long. I was ill and then there was the move.
Another Author Note: When you review this story, name your favorite Naruto character and then the Pokegirl you think they would become. This can include male characters becoming a Pokegirl.
"Speech" 'Thought' {Bijuu/Inner Speak} (Power or Jutsu) [Telepathy]
Bonus Pokedex Entry:
Pokegirl Level: As PokeGirls train and/or battle they gain experience and power. Unlike humans this improvement is easily quantified by PokeDex scanners. This relative power is known as Level, generally the higher the level the more powerful the Pokegirl. Of course, things are relative, nobody sane expects a Level 150 Peekabu to stack up to a Level 50 Widow, but she'd do much better than a Level 50 Peekabu. Normally, a Pokegirl stops improving through experience at Level 150, unless she receives the Mega Badge Upgrade
Badge Upgrades: One of the few pieces of technology that is maintained by the Leagues is the Nanotech Badges. This was a piece of technology that Sukube released before he was revealed to have created sex-slaves. These Badges house a supply of nanobots that are created to induce physical changes on the recipient. Some Badges only work on humans, some Badges only work on Pokegirls, and a few work on both.
*Minor Health Badge (Tamer and Pokegirl): This badge is a common reward for minor deeds done for the Leagues. Using the badge will correct any long term damages caused by malnutrition, diseases, poison, or severe injury. Use of the -*Health badge will remove burn and acid scars, and it can even regenerate lost digits, but nothing larger. This badge will correct the damage caused by living with birth/genetic defects, but not the actual defect themselves.
*Major Health Badge (Tamer and Pokegirl): This badge is a common reward for more dangerous deeds done for the Leagues. It works like the Minor Health Badge except the badge will actually restore lost limbs and sensory organs. It would also correct most birth/genetic defects, though the recipient might still be a carrier.
*Muscles Badge: (Tamer and Pokegirl): This Badge is included in many Kid's Meals from Fastfood chains. It converts excess body-fat in the body to muscles. The percentage of fat depends on age and gender, but always puts the recipient close to what is considered healthy ideal.
*Veteran Tamer's Badge (Tamer only): A badge awarded on a Tamer's one year anniversary. This Badge makes general improvements to the Tamer's body that vastly improves a Tamer's ability to work with their Harem. Whether they are male or female the Tamer gains effects that mimic the Blood Gifts of Endurance, Recovery, and Strong Constitution. If they already have these Blood Gifts the levels are enhanced. Males find they receive a minor version of Horse Hung. Females find they have minor version of Long Tongue.
*Hero's Badge (Tamer only): This Badge is awarded for defying almost certain death in service to the League. It acts as a Health Badge and a Veteran Tamer's Badge and is cumulative with the effects of the later. In fact Hero's Badges stack with each other.
*Mega Upgrade Badge (Pokegirl only): This Badge is given as a reward for Pokegirls who truly distinguish themselves in helping their Tamer earn a Hero's Badge. The Mega Upgrade grants the Mega enhancement (grants 10% increase to all stats/attributes), but more importantly if applied to a Pokegirl who is level 150, it grants them the ability to progress to level 300. The effects of this badge carry over to Evolutions.
*Elemental Badge(Tamer only): One of these Badges exists for each of the Pokegirl breeds. They are given as rewards for beating a Gym Leader who specializes in the Elemental type in question. The badge actually grants the Blood Gift of Affinity with the Element in question (e.g. the Fire Badge gives Fire Affinity), it does stack with the natural Blood Gift . Multiple uses of the same type of Badge have no cumulative effect.
*Stat Enhancement Badge (Pokegirl only): These are uncommon rewards for major deeds or winning certain contests. Each badge gives one level Increased enhancement to the linked stat ie the Beauty Enhancement Badge grants Increased Beauty level 1. This is cumulative with all the Pokegirl's natural enhancements and with other Stat Enhancement Badges. Unfortunately Evolving completely wipes out the effects of all previous Stat Enhancement Badges.
Licenses: Due to the fact that Governments by and large do not like having their monopoly on violence and military power challenged there are limits and restrictions placed on PokeGirl Tamers. The one universal restriction on Tamers is the requirements of Licenses. Every Tamer from simple Pet Owner to the PokeGirl Breeders must be licensed by one of the Leagues. The rules and regulations regarding Tamers vary from league to league, but the ones they all share in common are : A) Only Tamers are allowed to possess registered PokeBalls. B) All PokeGirls the Tamer intends to keep must be linked to PokeBalls registered in the Tamer's name. C) A Tamer is only allowed to have a set number of registered PokeBalls at any time. and D) Unregistered PokeBalls that are occupied by a captured PokeGirl must be surrendered before leaving a PokeCenter.
*Pet Owner: This is the lowest form of Tamer and the most common. They are invariably average civilians who merely keep a few pokegirls as servants/girlfriends/wives. Typically the Pet Owner is allowed to own 1 to 3 registered Pokeballs, but more are sometimes allowed for businesses like Farms. The test to be a Pet Owner is actually a little more difficult than the Combat Tamer and the restrictions are bit harsher, but they also aren't subject to being pressed into service to solve any local crisis. A Pet Owner can decide to upgrade their license to a Combat Tamer's license at any time, but the decision is for life.
*Combat Tamer: This is the typical wandering Tamer known for hunting down Ferals, responding to any crisis, and the backbone of the League Police force and Military. It's ridiculously easy to become a Tamer for one simple reason, the League want to weed out the stupid and incompetent without being the bad guys. The typical Combat Tamer is allowed to keep 6 registered PokeBalls at any one time. Tamers can attempt for a higher grade Combat Tamer's license that allows them to keep more PokeBalls, but they can only attempt the Test once every six months. There is no way to effectively retire as a Combat Tamer except by losing all your PokeGirls.
*Breeder: This is a rare license for a Tamer to attempt to acquire for a simple reason, each time to you take the test it requires a deposit of one million standard league credits and it only applies to one evolutionary line of Pokegirls. The initial difficulty of the test depends on Breed you are testing for. The test for most of the food producers Milktit, Cunnydew, Gallie and so on is very easy in comparison to the test for more combat orientated breeds. If you pass the test your deposit is returned, but if you fail it is not. A Breeder is allowed to possess six registered Pokeballs that are inhabited by PokeGirls of the Evolutionary line they have a license for, they are also allow twelve registered PokeBalls that house PokeKits. Exceptional Breeders may attempt to increase these numbers by applying for and taking the test for the same breed again, however the deposit increases by one million SLC and the difficulty of the test rises with each successive level. The Pokeballs linked to a Breeder license are above and beyond what they might possess as a Combat Tamer or Pet Owner.
Storage: Combat Tamers who pay an additional yearly fee may place some of their registered PokeBalls in storage. This allows them to own more Registered PokeBalls than they are legally allowed to carry on them at any one time. A PokeBall is only allowed to stay in Storage for six weeks before it must leave storage for a minimum of seventy two hours. PokeGirls that reside in PokeBalls that are placed in storage are held in stasis and thus will not progress to feraldom. Most PokeGirls do not enjoy being placed in storage for long periods of time.
Now on to the story
"Either you have had a lot of practice or seduction training covers a lot more than I imagined." Kushina said as she stretched herself out in the onsen. She had tried to fight off Naruto and Hinata's attempts to properly bathe and groom her, but that had not lasted long. Despite her enhanced endurance as an Uzumaki, the duo easily outlasted her struggles. This led to an oddly pleasant experience being bathed by her son and his girlfriend. One that quickly morphed into a taming session before Kushina could voice a protest. Even though she participated about as much as a dead fish, Naruto had pleasured her five times in an hour. This led to Hinata getting in on the act of bathing her afterwards. Her body was literally singing with too much satisfaction for her to be angry over the ambush.
"The Academy training was very thorough." Hinata explained as she leaned back against Naruto. After they had setting into the onsen, she had claimed Naruto's lap as her seat. Helping her boyfriend Tame his newest PokeGirl had reinforced the confidence that her Senseis had instilled in her. "There was an extensive reading list, movies, live demonstrations from seduction specialists, and genjutsu training. The last was honestly the best part as each student was subjected to various genjutsu starring their classmates. Despite Uchiha-san's popularity, the Kuniochi agreed the scenarios with Naruto-kun were the best. Choji-kun and Shino-kun as close seconds. Kiba-kun was third. Sasuke-san was in the lower half of the class. Finally, Shikamaru-kun was dead last because of how lazy he was."
"Wait, those sessions were interactive?" Naruto went wide eyed. He'd assumed the genjutsu were full illusions and that none of the girls would know anything as they weren't there. "Oh Kami! Now I know why Sakura-chan punches me all the time. If she finds out I know she'll murder me. Not the playful punches she does now, but full on punching my skull out of my head."
"Who is this Sakura that hits my s… Tamer?" Kushina did her best at keeping her voice level and even. 'Somebody was beating my baby? I'll kill her!'
"Naruto-kun's teammate and first crush. She sees him as a surrogate brother, and you know how some ninja siblings are…" Hinata trailed off as she responded to Kushina. She was remembering how Hanabi got her to start fighting to her full potential in the sparring matches, by threatening her Naruto-kun plushy. That had resulted in a one-sided beating that rivaled the preliminary match she had against Neji in her first Chunin Exams, except Hanabi had been on the losing end. Since then the spar and duels were a lot more satisfying for all involved, especially Hanabi who'd been angry that her Nee-chan was holding back so much. Then as if she suddenly remembered something, Hinata chimed in before anyone could respond to what she said. "Actually, Sakura-chan stopped hitting you for a while, remember? She only went back to it when you caught her in the prank on Sasuke-san. The one with the honey and duck feathers."
"Oh… yeah… Oh thank Kami."Naruto sighed in relief. He'd been afraid that his relationship with Sakura-chan had been changed forever because of that genjutsu. "I'm glad I didn't know that you girls were aware of the genjutsu. I would have thought she was giving me a booty call. That would have been embarrassing, dattebayo!"
"Why would you think something like that, Naruto-kun?" Kushina was a little puzzled. 'Why would punching someone be a booty call?'
"She had you for a Rough Sex Genjutsu if I am not wrong." Hinata supplied in order to satiate Kushina's curiosity. "I know it was not Ino-chan or Ami-san as they were very descriptive about what sessions they had with you."
"Yep, when I refused to do it, Sakura-chan punched me in the jaw and told me that she wasn't going to allow me to flunk any of the simulations. I just thought they knew her personality better than Hinata's. But now that I know…" Naruto chuckled at the memory. "Most of the time Sakura hits me because she knows when I ask her out on a date that I haven't got enough money. So, one knot on my head later she's buying a bowl of ramen for me as an apology. She gets credit with the civilians for putting the Fox Boy in his place. I get a free bowl of ramen." Naruto rubbed the back of his head as he told the story. "I'll admit I earn most of the rest of them."
"So, Hinata, which scenario did you have Naruto-kun for?" As she was mollified by the explanation of Naruto's relationship with Sakura, Kushina moved on to other questions. 'This is definitely the girl who would have turned out to be my daughter-in-law.'
"A- all of them." Hinata blushed scarlet as she poked her fingers together. "Our class had more girls than boys thanks to the Uchiha-san's fan girls. So the boys had to do multiple sessions. I lucked out and Naruto was in all of mine. I declined to perform the multiple men on one woman sessions. I have no interest in other males at all. And being a Hyuuga means I would never be sent on a seduction mission, so it was not required that I perform all the scenarios." She then got a sly grin on her face. "If Naruto-kun wants to use Shadow Clones for such purposes, I would not be opposed."
"Oh Kami, you are definitely Hitomi-chan's daughter." Kushina guffawed. "She tried to get Hiashi-san and Hizashi-san to commit a Yami's Threesome with her before they got married. Afterwards she kept trying to get Tsume-chan in bed with them, but Hiashi-san was a bit vanilla."
"You're from Konoha!?" Both Naruto and Hinata blurted out at once.
"Kuso!" Kushina muttered as she realized she let Tora out of the bag.
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Kurama was sitting in his den behind the seal snickering as he watched everything through his vessels eyes. He had recognized his former vessel the moment Naruto had laid eyes on her. While he tolerated Naruto because of their arrangement, Kurama still appreciated seeing the boy get himself into embarrassing situations. As for Kushina, he had a little grudge against her for how her seal tormented him. It wasn't as bad as Mito's had been, but it had been torture. So of course he was appreciating how karma seemed to have come down on her.
'This is going to be so much fun.' Kurama thought to himself. 'I have to time my revelation perfectly for maximum effect. Revenge will be sweet.'
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'Thank Kami neither of them had extensive T&I training.' Kushina was mentally exhausted by her verbal gymnastics. Naruto and Hinata dragged her life story out of her, but she'd managed to hide a few snippets. Her relationship with Minato being the major thing she had kept from them. They didn't need to know she was a baby mama to the Fourth Hokage because the two of them got blind stupid drunk with Gamabunta. Not that she minded being one of Minato's conquests. She even enjoyed being his legal wife, but she hardly would have called it a great love story. Hell, she was sure that without contraceptive jutsu that Naruto would have been one in a long line of children her husband sired. Nobody needed to know that Minato was the womanizer that Jiraiya pretended to be. She also wasn't going to admit to being Naruto's mother. That would just end in badness. Besides, if she understood the basics of genetics, becoming a Feeblass meant she was much less related to him than she was before. They were likely only as close that way as second cousins now. By Uzumaki Clan law she would be encouraged to be one of his wives.
"And just after the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi into you, I fell into a portal and landed in that cursed pond." Kushina was completing her tale. "I saw my reflection and fled. Eventually, I found a river with some life in it and sank myself into it. Ten months ago some fisherman dragged me onto their boat and sold me to the Ranch. They tamed me and started the pointless task of prettying me up..."
"Doesn't seem that pointless to me, Kushina-chan." Naruto interrupted. "You're very pretty."
Kushina rolled her eyes at her son's attempt to humor her. At least that is what she assumed he was doing. 'He's just too nice to tell the truth.' She mentally scoffed but kept that off her face. "…and they trained me in the basics I would need in this world. It's only recently they figured out I still have the Uzumaki bloodline when my chains manifested when one of the buyers got too handsy with the Brewmistress that liked to lounge near the pool. The Ranch has strict rules about what you are allowed to touch when you are examining a girl. Trying to get a free drink was not in the rules."
"What is a Brewmistress?" Naruto parroted and suddenly his PIPBoy flared to life.
"BREWMISTRESS (a.k.a. TAVERNMAID), the Witch's Brew Pokegirl
Type: Very Near Human
Element: Normal/Poison
Frequency: Rare
Diet: Any Organic plus Some Metals
Role: Crowd Control, Chemistry Equipment, Recreation
Libido: Average
Strong Vs: Ghost
Weak Vs: Fighting
Attacks: Antitoxin, Mega Drain, Lure, Acid Spit, Venom Spit, Relaxing Gaze, Sexy Hug, Reduce
Enhancements: Enhanced Senses (Taste; x10), Enhanced Endurance (x5), Active Lactation, Adaptability (Internal Organs), Affinity (Magic), Intoxicant Immunity, Intuitive Aptitude (Chemistry), Radiation Immunity, Specialized Digestion (Toxins), Subspace Pocket
Evolves: None
Evolves From: Buttaneer (Venom Stone), Kunoichi (Venom Stone), Piratit (Venom Stone), Smokey (Water Stone)"
"The Brewmistress has many archetypical features of poison types such as internal biosynthesis of aggressive proteins in the form of venoms and poisons. What differentiates them is their ability to utilize and process most organic and some inorganic materials in poison production via their specialized digestion. Their digestive system, filled with redundant organs, has many specialized enzymes, antibodies, and membranes which both shield the rest of her body from harmful effects of ingested substances but serves to separate materials for biosynthesis. With their intuitive aptitude, they make natural friends and allies for chemists, enchantresses, and the like who like to work with dangerous substances. Her internal structure naturally processes chemicals with more efficiency than most machines are able to with a predictable margin of error. With guidance of a magic-type of sufficient skill, they may even be employed in the creation of magical admixtures and potions, perhaps even learning to carry out the task on their own. Many Brewmistresses often end up acting as distilleries for small-time purveyors of alcohol and are thus more often associated with bars and the like by laymen than they are with chemical engineering."
"Running the gamut of Very Near Human appearances varying from the human norm to the exotic pigmentations of pink, blue, green, etc, Brewmistresses often have overlarge and swollen mammaries which house their poison glands and are from where they secrete their various concoctions. Naturally, they are noted for being a "top-heavy" breed. It is not uncommon for an hourglass figure to appear in their population. When nursing, the Brewmistresses natural antibodies will protect their offspring from any toxins in their system including carcinogenic materials, heavy metals, and biotoxins. With some experience, it is not unheard of for a Brewmistress to secrete semi-solid or gaseous materials or even regurgitate it through their mouths. Inside their cleavage, there is also a subspace pocket in which many elect to store storage containers, equipment, and the like using their Reduce technique to make space and reduce it's weight. However like all subspace pockets, materials degrade at their natural rates while in storage unless special provisions are made. It can only store up to thirty pounds within it, but most items within are safe from outside stimuli save for natural effects of entropy. As the Brewmistress' bosom is a sub space pocket that has no definite shape; some tamers will let them store their money and valuable items, as no thief can get to it without a fight from the Brewmistress herself."
"During taming, the Brewmistress often prefers to have their sore back or breasts rubbed to help alleviate the day's strain had on them, and many tamers coax them into letting them nurse alcohol, aphrodisiacs, cannabinoids, and other such recreational intoxicants to enhance the experience. Chemical enhancement of the experience is widely considered to be a part of the vogue when taming with this breed. Most Brewmistresses, due to their sensitive gustatory senses, have an oral fixation like no other. Few things possess repulsive tastes to them, possibly because their bodies are built to tolerate normally dangerous or deadly substances and suffer no harm from them. Naturally, this often finds its way into the bedroom arena."
"Outside of combat, this breed is curious and has a tendency to store food items for later consumption. Brewmistresses are denoted as being a bit of a 'snack through the day' type and will take any opportunity to have a nibble on something they have stored. They are also willing to learn different recipes for potions, so a tamer giving their pokegirl a notebook will make her very happy. But what will really get many Brewmistress' production going is dancing. Brewmistress loves moving to a good beat. The metabolic jump caused by intense activity naturally increases their other metabolic functions including chemical biosynthesis. Dancing and other exhausting activities, including taming, are often employed by Brewmistresses for both entertainment value and to speed up production."
"The Brewmistress is known to prefer close-quarters fighting to better deliver skin-absorbable or aerosolized toxins to their foe as they lack stingers, fangs, or other traditional tools of envenomation barring specialized weaponry. To the unwary, this can be a quick end, especially to fighting types and other poison-vulnerable breeds unsuspecting of such an attack from an otherwise normal-looking pokegirl. This pokegirl is also known for flooding their own systems with cocktails of performance-enhancing chemicals in order to give her a further edge such as pain reduction, reflex increase, or boosts in strength as such chemicals would affect any other being who imbibed them. The damaging effects that such chemicals wreak on the body is often reduced or recovered from entirely thanks to the breed's natural immunities. It is also not uncommon for the Brewmistress to withdraw containers of weaponized chemicals from their subspace pocket. However, an enterprising tamer can train their Brewmistress to trap an opponent's physical attack within their prodigious breasts, perhaps even where a poisoned trap lay in wait- a boobytrap if you will. With an opponent in such a compromising position, it is a simple matter to further envenomate or poison them."
"Ferals often seem deranged to the observer in addition to the typical savagery associated with the feral state. They lose their ability to choose which kind of potion they will produce, so some tamers have been hit by a vial of plain milk while others suffer from effects similar to Acid Splash. But when their attacks fail or if they feel particularly vulnerable, they will supplicate and attempt to tempt their foes closer with lurid or erotic displays. If given the opportunity, they will either poison their target to weaken them or use a technique such as Relaxing Gaze or Sexy Hug to bring down their defenses before using a technique such as Mega Drain to sap them of their energy through skin contact. The unwary may not associate the sudden feeling of exhaustion with anything negative other than perhaps the taming they've been tempted into and fall prey to the wiles of the Brewmistress. They are also known for using Reduce to trap unconscious or sufficiently weakened foes and store them within their dimensional pocket. If forgotten, the limited air supply within will suffocate the unfortunate. Most may use Mega Drain on their hapless victims once retreated to safety or simply devour them. Because the breed favors close-quarters, ranged attacks will have a definite advantage over a feral Brewmistress."
"Thresholders will begin to eat with gusto until eventually their newfound interest in tastes expand to the unusual and the downright bizarre. Some become extremely ill during this stage because they have not yet developed the proper internal chemistry to deal with some particularly dangerous substances. The next step is often breast growth followed by sudden and constant lactation which they will be unable to control until they become pokegirls. Because of the sheer usability of this breed outside of the battlefield, many will find solace in the fact that they can easily find themselves a position in noble's harems, bars, or as apothecary assistants rather than on the front lines in some tamer's harem." The device read the script allowed even as it was using a holographic display to show a top-heavy woman filling a beerstein from her left breast.
"We can never let Baa-chan know about this breed." Naruto said in all seriousness. He had no doubt Tsunade would want one sent to her so she would have an assistant that would not only let her get drunk but be the distillery. He also overheard enough to know the Slug Sanin would not need help in Taming the pokegirl in question.
"Why? It'd be hilarious. Instead of nursing from gourds it would be melons." Kushina couldn't help but laugh at the image in her head. She was soon joined by Hinata's giggling. "Get some untreated Milktit milk and they could feed each other."
"Because she's Hokage now and whenever she is super-drunk she gives the strangest orders to the people she likes and hates." Naruto explained as he facepalmed. "So far it's happened only twice. The first time I was ordered to give an in-depth report on the Shining Star brothel in the red-lantern district. Shikamaru had to record every cloud that passed over the Hokage Tower for three days. Sai had to keep guard outside the bathhouses and warn everyone if someone other than Jiraiya was peeping. And Sakura-chan had to give Gai and Lee a makeover." Naruto shuddered. "I was the only one who didn't get their order directly from her so I had no idea she was so drunk she wouldn't remember it. I spent an A-rank's pay buying time with each girl so I could interview them."
"That explains the order I had to sleep in your bed that Kurenai-sensei said I could ignore." Hinata's giggles tapered off as she realized what caused the strangest D-rank she ever completed.
"Yeah, that sounds like Tsunade-obachan." Kushina shook her head in amusement. "She can hold her Sake, until she can't. If she kept drinking she probably would have ordered whoever her she currently had a crush on to give her a backrub and then tried to seduce them. I think the only person who ever refused was Orochimaru-san, but he was crushing on Jiraiya-sama."
"Nani?" Hinata and Naruto blurt out simultaneously.
Elsewhere, an androgynous figure with long black hair, pale white skin, and reptilian yellow eyes was examining rows of specimen tanks each of them with a different female floating within. Several didn't look all that different from humans, but then there were the ones with obvious nonhuman features. One tank held an eight foot tall slightly chubby girl with panda markings. Another had woman with the lower body of a serpent. There were girls with bovine horns and tails. Some Women had dog ears and others with cat features. There were a few that had wings for arms and talons for feet. There was even a woman with a equine lower body.
"Achoo!" Orochimaru sneezed. "Someone is talking about me. I hope it is Jiraiya-kun, kukuku." The snake-sennin chuckled for a moment before raising a dictaphone to his lips. "My experiments with the so called Love Balls has shown there is a degree of randomization in the transformation. Preliminary examinations show that it doesn't matter if the target is male or female. Humans of either gender will become Pokegirls. " The snake sannin paused. "Once basic physical examinations and interviews are performed subjects will be released to do as they wish. If I am seduce Jiraiya-kun when I return home, I must start acting in a manner he would approve, even if does endanger further research. I do hope my Blood Clone has not caused too many issues."
"You're telling me that the Orochimaru has a crush on Ero-sennin?" Naruto was the first one to recover. When Kushina nodded, Naruto couldn't help the deep belly laughs that overtook him. "Oh Kami, that is the funniest thing I ever heard."
"Yeah, Jiraiya-sama is utterly clueless and Hiruzen ordered everyone not to say a word to him. It's considered an A-rank secret." Kushina chuckled herself. "Most of Orochimaru-san's experiments are to create a perfect female body he can inhabit so she can seduce Jiraiya-sama. Some of the rest is trying to find a way to reverse the aging effect of Tsunade-obachan's Mitosis Rebirth jutsu so she doesn't have to wear that cloak and mask all the time." Kushina related what she knew of the man. "At least that is what he claims. It's hard to tell with him as Danzo-baka's training damaged his morals as badly as it did his emotions."
"Tsunade-sama uses a special henge to appear like she is twenty six years old. Even the Byakugan cannot see through it." Hinata piped in as she noticed the differences between Konoha that Kushina knew and her own. If their Orochimaru wanted a female body he would have taken one a long while ago, he had access to many of them. "It is a variant of the one Naruto-kun uses. He actually transforms his entire body where Tsunade-sama seems to transform her epidermis and adipose tissues."
"Yeah, despite being old, Baa-chan looks really young. She's the second hottest Kage and it's only by a sliver." Naruto had managed to regain his composure. "Mei-chan is a bit sexier and way flirtier."
"Huh, that's a nifty trick. I wonder if she learned that since the last time I saw her." Kushina pondered for a moment. "Ah, doesn't matter. Naruto-kun's henge might come in handier if I have the chakra to pull it off. My kenjutsu is useless without legs."
"Wait, other people don't actually change their shape when they henge?" Naruto's eyes widened in surprise as he finally processed what Hinata said about the Henge. "Aww man, I've been doing it wrong all this time?"
Kushina experimentally took a step on her oni-henged legs and smiled as she managed to stay upright despite her wobbly limbs. She had originally attempted to regain her former looks, but had found that impossible. Each attempt ended up completely unstable. Instead she focused on what she had seen a few Magikoi do and split her tail into a pair of legs that were shaped relatively normally, but were covered in blue scales up to her mid thigh. The effect made it look like she was wearing exotic if a bit ratty stockings, but she was able to walk. More importantly that while the initial chakra cost was pretty high it didn't require any to maintain. More importantly it didn't weaken her like using her chains would have.
"Yatta! You're doing it, Kushina-chan!" Naruto had been a patient instructor with his new Pokegirl. Something that was hard given his energy levels. It had taken Kushina three days of constant practice for her to get the basics of the Oni-henge and another four days for her to learn to make stable legs. The progress was maddeningly slow to blonde ninja. "You just need to practice walking."
"Huff… huff… huff…yeah!" Kushina was a bit breathless and not many could blame her. She had not kept up with her ninja training as much as she should have. The pace of Naruto and Hinata's exercise regimen was just as brutal as Musubi-sensei's but they focused all the attention on her instead of spreading it around to dozens. It was quite frankly exhausting and without the Kyuubi sealed inside of her, she had only one tenth of the recuperative power she was used to. "Can we have a ramen break?"
"If you can walk all the way to Ichiran's I will buy you ten bowls of ramen instead of just five." Naruto had paused for a moment as he considered how to motivate Kushina. The Pokedex had said it was hard to get a Feeblass to eat, but that Uzumaki were practically addicted to the ramen. He'd been glad to find out that not only was it true, but he had the company of two women who could match him in consumption of massive amounts of the food of the gods. It didn't take long to figure out that motivating Kushina was relatively simple.
"All the way…" Kushina trailed off as she thought of how far away Ichiran's was. "That's a mile, Naruto-kun! This is the first time I've walked in long time."
"That's why you get five extra bowls if you make it the whole way." Naruto grinned widely. "But you don't lose any bowls if you only make it part way. The further you go, the more bowls I will buy you, Kushina-chan. You can even lean on me if you need to."
'No wonder Hinata-chan is so smitten with him.' Kushina couldn't help but think. She recognized that Naruto basically had her personality, but with Minato's charm. So despite being a hyperactive loudmouthed knucklehead, Naruto was naturally charming and inspiring. "Alright, Naruto-kun, but if you let me fall down, I get your ramen too."
"Nope, you aren't getting me with that trick again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, not happening." Naruto laughed. "If you accidentally fall and I don't catch you, I will give you a backrub."
"Deal! Now let's go. Ramen awaits!"
"Sake! I need sake!" Tsunade bellowed out after reading the latest scroll from her favorite Ninja. Yes, Naruto had wormed his way into the number one spot in her heart. That didn't mean she would be any less harsh with him when he was being a complete brat. Even Nawaki had earned a few konks on the head when he was being an idiot. If she couldn't hit Naruto she needed a drink to deal with his shenanigans. Well, there is one other thing that could relieve her stress, but she'd managed not to cross that line with the knucklehead so far. "And get Neko in here on the double."
"Shisou it's 11 AM, I know we agreed you could drink when the paperwork is done, but it's too early." Sakura was filling in as Tsunade's Assistant for the day as Shizune's expertise in poisons was needed in the hospital. Sakura was equally talented with treating most toxins, but Shizune has been the one that pioneered a protective Jutsu to counter Dimethyl Cadmium and some idiot had contaminated one of the labs with the deadly poison. "What could Naruto have done in the last week that would drive you to drink?"
"The gaki acquired a second Pokegirl." Tsunade had accidentally activated the infamous Big-Head no Jutsu when she relayed the news. She wasn't exactly mad, she was stressed. 'Leave it to Naruto to not only find a dead woman, but his own mother. When they return Kumo will definitely become an issue.' Calming herself down, the Godaime Hokage rested her chin on folded hands. "And this one was once one this Village's top Kunoichi: Kushina Uzumaki. Do you know why I drink so heavily? I'll admit I liked Sake from first taste, but I wasn't the power drinker I am now. What drove me to that level was being Kushina's Jonin Sensei." Tsunade shuddered theatrically. "Naruto may be the most unpredictable knuckleheaded ninja in Konoha, but he just barely beats out Kushina and Jiraiya. She'd drive me up the wall, then turn around and bake me a cake just to cheer me up. Now she is some messed up version of a Merrow and is second girl in the harem."
"Hinata must me heartbroken." Sakura actually felt a bad for her classmate.
{If that idiot makes her cry…} Inner Sakura growled as she pantomimed beating Naruto within an inch of his life.
"Pffft… hardly." Tsunade scoffed. "Hyuuga women are known for setting up mistresses for their husbands. Hinata is likely studying the PokeDex to determine which breeds of girls would make the best harem."
Sakura just stood there gaping as he jaw dropped open. Inner Sakura was doing exactly the same thing. Suddenly Hinata's complete lack of jealousy over some girls made complete sense.
"Kuso, if I drink now the paperwork will pile up." Tsunade groaned as she looked at her already loaded desk. Forming the clone seal, Tsunade created a pair of Shadow Clones who immediately started sorting out three piles. "Sakura, when you recover, I want you to ready another long term mission pack for a Jonin. Kushina is a Kenjutsu specialist, but is also a seal mistress on par with Jiraiya. Make sure she has the proper supplies, will you."
"Hai." Sakura had managed to pull herself together. "I will make sure they are well supplied…. Wait, Kushina is a Jonin? Won't that mean she'll be in command?"
"Given Kushina was declared KIA during the Kyuubi attack, her official status as a Jonin is revoked until she returns to be registered again." The real Tsunade clarified. "As such she'll be under Naruto's command until they return. She knows the score. I just want to make sure she has the proper equipment."
Kushina panted heavily as she rested against the wing-chun dummy she had been practicing against. It had been a week since she had first successfully formed legs out of her tail. It didn't improve her looks all that much in her opinion as said legs were covered in the dull fish-scales that her Feeblass form sported. For the first time in years she was not cursing her life in general, but rather just the fact she was such a useless breed of pokegirl. The Feeblass' only real advantage over humans was the ability to breathe underwater and swim quickly. The fact she was an Uzumaki made things a little better, but that simply meant she would have to knock the rust off her skills as a kunoichi in order to be a match for many breeds of pokegirl. She had literally gone from one of the most powerful mortals in the Elemental Nations to an above average Starter Pokegirl. It was grating on her pride as a Ninja, an Uzumaki, and a woman.
'Well, at least my son turned out decently and attracted a cute girlfriend.' Kushina mused as she watched both Naruto and Hinata practiced drawing seals. Naruto proved to be his father's son when it came to Fuinjutsu as well as doing the Uzumaki bloodline proud. He just seemed to absorb the material and then implement it in different ways. He was still well behind Kushina's skills in the art, but it was clear he would surpass her in short order. Hinata was not nearly as talented in learning seals, but her dogged determination saw her through every roadblock. Her one advantage was that her calligraphy was perfect and she could copy any seal she saw with the Byakugan. 'They complement each other perfectly just the way Minato and I did. Thankfully there is romantic love between them instead of just a close friendship. Minato clung too heavily to some aspects of the Shinobi Code. He was a good man who loved me in his way, it just wasn't the way most women dream of.' Kushina mused as she watched the couple interact 'Now I just have to hope they don't freak out when they discover who I am.'
"What are you thinking about, Kushina-chan?" Naruto had noticed the redhead's introspection. Being the overly curious sort he couldn't help but ask. After all how could he learn if he didn't?
"I was just thinking it might be time for us to start taking missions." Kushina said after a moment. "Training is good, but we need real experience in this world."
"Ano, I think Kushina-chan is right, Naruto-kun." Hinata responded after she completed the last stroke of a Demolition Tag. "We also need to think about supporting ourselves. We should not continually resort to the gold that Hokage-sama sends us."
Naruto squelched his immediate impulse to tell the girls that the gold they were being sent was from his own accounts. His training mission had included many profitable missions performed under the tutelage of Jiraiya. There was also the matter than he helped edit Icha Icha Tactics. Naruto's frugality tempered Jiraiya's spendthrift ways and the young man still had millions of ryo in his accounts. They could likely live quite well off his reserves for twenty years, but Hinata had a point in a way. It would be better to save that money for their return.
"Alright, tomorrow we'll head to the PokeCenter and see what kind of missions they have." Naruto finally agreed with his girls. "I just hope we don't have deal with D-ranks."
Naruto stared at the Notice Board with no small amount of irritation. He'd walked into the PokeCenter just moments after dawn and requested a mission. That resulted in a lot of confusion as he was told that the Edo League was not in the practice of issuing missions to Tamers that didn't have even a year's service under their belt. Even when they did it was only to Law Enforcement Tamers. He'd been directed to the Message Board where anyone could pin requests for help. The culture shock had left the blonde knucklehead speechless for several minutes.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Naruto growled in frustration. "No mission center. No ranking system. No way of telling if the client will even pay? This is ridiculous."
"While this is not as efficient as the Shinobi Mission system, it does have some advantages." Hinata spoke up after she had perused a few of the notices. "The pay for these requests is a little more generous. Take this request for a Tamer with Water types to pressure wash graffiti off of some buildings. A mission like this in Konoha would be a D-rank and not pay much. They are offering what we'd normally make for a C-rank."
"Before you ask, I might be a Water-type, but my only water attack is Splash. Pressure washing requires some sort of Water Gun attack to do." Kushina decided to nip the idea of taking that mission in the bud. "We're probably best suited to pest removal or basic physical labor jobs at the moment."
"I almost miss D-ranks." Naruto grumbled under his breath as he was reading through some notices. One finally struck him as interesting. Reading it through again his foul mood disappeared and a smile was blooming on his face. "I got one. It's right up our ally. Someone is messing with the fences at the Chang Farm. It pays fifty thousand standard league credits and something called a Health Badge."
"Let's see that." Kushina took the flier and skimmed through it. "There's a warning that two novice tamers have already attempted to route the vandal, but they were unsuccessful. Did you forget you're a novice tamer?" The redhead laced her words with just a touch of concern.
"No, but I am a Chunin as is Hinata-chan and if Tsunade hasn't taken up pranking you were a Jonin." Naruto pointed out. "I think we have far more combat capability than any rookie Tamer, dattebayo."
"Naruto-kun has a point, Kushina-chan." Hinata nodded along. "Unlike every other tamer, Naruto-kun can fight by our side. That is a considerable advantage for us. In fact with Naruto's Clones we have more combatants than even complete harems." Twiddling her index fingers together as she spoke, Hinata continued on. "So we shouldn't have too much trouble with simple missions like this."
"Uhhh… I guess you're right." Kushina relented after a moment. Her maternal instinct to protect gave way to parental pride that her child was already that powerful. There was also the nice shot of self-confidence that Naruto had inspired when he pointed she was a jonin. "So, we're headed for the Chang Farm?"
"First thing in the morning." Naruto said as he looked to the clock in the PokeCenter. It was already seven in the evening, so it would be dark before too long. "That way we'll have plenty of light."
Chang Farms existed just outside the main walls of Sanoppai. Unlike most farms it did not specialize. There were rice paddies, carrot fields, and a plum orchard. Tending the fields were the chicken like Gallies, the bovine Milktits, the kangaroo like Kangasscunts, the insect Cunnydews, porcine Sowlectra, plant-based Boobisaurs, and the pointy eared Elves. There were easily a dozen examples of each type of girl around working the farm with happy smiles on their faces. The massive farm was completely surrounded by two ten meter tall barbed wire fences separated by a ten meter wide moat. This arrangement provided a deterrent for ground bound ferals, but apparently it was not perfect if the Job Offer on the Notice Board was any indication. As Naruto, Hinata, and Kushina approached the gate that bordered the road from Sanoppai, a single young woman wearing a blue cheongsam dress opened the gates and lowered the drawbridge for them.
"Welcome to Chang Farms, I am Cho Chang the Master Breeder for the farm's Sowlectras. Pardon the name, my mother was a huge fan of the Harry Potter books." Cho introduced herself with a formal bow. As she straightened up she flashed a bright smile towards Naruto in particular. "How may we help you?"
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki and these are my pokegirls Hinata-chan and Kushina-chan." Naruto introduced himself as he produced the flier from the notice board. "We've come about the job you posted in the PokeCenter. What seems to be the problem?"
"Oh, Thank Merlin, we've had that notice on the board for three months and the last Harem to come was a month ago and they couldn't catch the Bunnygirl devastating the north carrot field as well as our Carolina Reaper garden." Cho's smile widened considerably. "Come with me, I'll show you the way."
"A Bunnygirl?" Kushina was a little confused. While feral Bunnygirls could be a menace to carrot fields and they could easily take out a normal human, they weren't very powerful. In fact they were normally quite weak against any Dog or Cat breeds. There were exceptions for some of the evolutions. "You don't mean a Mini-top, do you?"
"No, I have seen this Bunnygirl from a distance and her ears stand tall and proud." Cho replied immediately as she began leading the way. "There isn't a bladed tail either so she isn't a Killer Wabbit. She might be an Uchiha, but we haven't been able to get close enough to see her eyes. I'm more inclined to believe she was just highly trained by her last Tamer before she went feral."
"Is there a reason the other Tamers have been unable to remove the Bunnygirl?" Hinata was curious about the failure of other harems. From what she read Bunnygirls were non-combative, playful, affectionate and clumsy. Even most of the evolutions were relatively harmless. A feral should not have been giving anyone serious problems.
"The last Tamer was more than a little singed when we found him in the field. Once he woke up he just left without saying anything." Cho shrugged. "I wish I had more information for you, but I've been busy helping care for the latest litter of PokeKits and studying for my next level of Breeder's License."
"That's alright. You've given us enough to start looking." Naruto smiled as he spoke to Cho. "We'll start investigating and as soon as we find your Bunny, your troubles will be over Cho-chan, dattebayo."
"Thank you very much, Naruto-san." Cho returned the smile as they walked past a small group of Milktits who all started whispering to each other about the Harem. "I do hope you are correct. While carrots are not our most profitable crop there are many costumers who will appreciate seeing more of them in our market stalls. As for the peppers, we have a few restaurants who are upset that we have been unable to supply them."
"Carolina Reapers are hot peppers, aren't they?" Kushina asked as something occurred to her.
"Yes, one of the hottest we can grow here." Cho nodded. "They're much too spicy for most people, but there are quite a few people who love them in Sanoppai. My husband uses some to make chili paste for his ramen."
"Mmmm, spicy ramen…" Naruto and Kushina moaned out at the same time with glazed looks in their eyes and a little drool accumulating at the corner of their mouths.
"So I am thinking lay some ninja-wire snares and some security seals. I doubt the other teams knew how to lay effective traps." Naruto laid out his thoughts after they had been left in the carrot field. "Perhaps some senbon launcher traps as well."
"That would be appropriate. Perhaps we arrange for a seal barrier to trigger after our guest enters so she can't leave?" Kushina decided to add in her thoughts. "And the Senbons loaded with sedatives, not paralytics. And overdose on the former is easier to treat, dattebane."
Hinata was silent as she used her Byakugan to survey the field as well as the fence. She had been practicing with Neji on how to spot wear patterns in wood, stone, and metal. She was currently competent enough to spot even the most minute of abrasions in a surface. It was one of the skills that made Hyuuga incredibly gifted in visual tracking. It also made it incredibly easy to spot how the Bunnygirl had been hopping the fence.
"The intruder has three paths they favor in an out." Hinata said as she deactivated her dojutsu. "They are equally worn so they probably randomly pick which spot on the barbwire to land." Even as she was speaking the young lady was pointing to the three spots. "We could place seals in those locations."
"I'll get on it." Naruto nodded before forming the required handseal. "Tajuu Kage Bunshin." With great puffs of smoke three dozen Naruto clones appeared. Naruto pointed to six of them. "You guys are on fence duty. Paralysis seals on the inside fence and chakra draining on the exterior fence." He then motioned to another half dozen. "You are on barrier seal duty, I want it ready to surround this field in a dome at my signal. Make it strong enough that it'd keep Kiba here." He then turned to rest. "Snares and sedative senbon traps covering all the likely landing spots from where Hinata-chan pointed."
"YES BOSS!" All thirty six clones replied at once before scurrying off to their duties.
"I don't think I will ever get used to you creating an army of Kage Bunshin at the drop of a hat." Kushina's tone was suitably awestruck. "And you're not even really doing it correctly by splitting your chakra in half for each of them. I can feel that each of them has enough for a few A-rank Jutsu, but you've got a LOT more chakra left than all of them combined. Do you even feel the drain from creating them?"
"Nope." Naruto responded honestly. "And I am creating them correctly. The easiest method of creating them is split your chakra in half. However, if you practice you can create them with a lot less. I would guess I put about five times what most people put into an A-rank Jutsu into each clone on average." Naruto grinned widely. "Ero-sennin wanted to call it Advance Shadow Clone, but I really just mastered the jutsu, not improved it. That and I figured out that the clones can recover if they eat. Nobody ever let them do that before. Once I told Ero-sennin he tested it out and it works for his too. We tested how much they can recover and if they have enough food they can eventually recover enough chakra to match their creator's. Well, at least that was true in ero-sennin's place. It would take a LOT of food to get my clones up to my level."
"That is simply amazing, Naruto-kun." Hinata was even more impressed with Naruto than she usually was. "Did you experiment with Soldier Pills, too?"
"Soldier Pills make them volatile and explode." Naruto replied with a shake of his head. "I was lucky that Ero-Sennin said we should stand back when we tried it. There was a thirty meter crater." The blonde chuckled as he rubbed his neck. "Food Pills work great, but not Soldier Pills."
A bright full moon illuminated the night as three pair of eyes watched over the carrot field Chang Farms. Despite the fact that the blonde and redhead were both hyperactive knuckleheads, they managed to stay still and quiet on their stake out. Normally the trio would have decided to watch in shifts, but their host was able to inform them that the Bunnygirl always made her appearance a few hours before dawn. With that in mind they had slept through the day and had been watching the fields since two in the morning.
As predicted a lone Bunnygirl approached the outer fence, her ears alert for any disturbances. Even from the distance it was clear she was near human with fine white fur covering her body and ears. At her collar, ankles, and wrist were ruff of silky black fur that matched the long hair on her head and the patch over her mons. Like most of her breed she had long muscular legs that spoke of their strength. Her body was literally built for sin with wide childbearing hip, narrow waist and then a rather generous C cup bust. Of course as a feral she wasn't wearing a stitch of clothing so all her assets were on display.
'She seems familiar.' Was the simultaneous thought of Kushina, Hinata, and Naruto. However, as they were afraid she would be able to hear a whispered conversation, they each kept quiet.
The Bunnygirl sniffed the air a few times before she jumped from her standing position to the top of the fence. She landed with one foot on the barbwire perfectly placed between two barbs. With a grin she leapt again sailing through the air and landing on the second fence in much the same way. Except this time the place she landed didn't just drain some chakra. She was immediately paralyzed and toppled forward to land in an area of softened earth. The fall wouldn't do more than knock the wind out of her. Almost instantly the three ninja were atop the intruder quickly restraining her with ninja wire even as they made sure she wasn't injured.
"I didn't think she'd land on the inner fence on her way in." Naruto was slightly shocked at how easily it had gone. "Thank Kami the ground here is pretty soft." He observed as he was carefully securing the feet of the Bunnygirl while she was still paralyzed. "All those other traps seem like a waste now."
"Well, as Anko-sensei says, it's better to waste time setting a trap you didn't need than to not have one set when you need it." Hinata chuckled as she relayed the woman's words. The extra training she had under Anko had definitely helped her in many ways and Hinata was very grateful to Kurenai for arranging it. "Is it just me or is she familiar to either of you?"
Kushina had dutifully secured the Bunnygirl's hands as well in such a way that escape would be impossible even for most ninja. Once she finished she started cleaning the dirt from the girl's face. She had the nagging sensation that she knew this pokegirl somehow. She didn't actually piece it together until Hinata had asked the question. "Mikoto-chan?"
"Now let's see just what secrets you have been trying to keep from me, Hime." Jiriyia said to himself as he sat down with the copy of Taming for Dummies he'd found in the floor safe of the Hokage's office. He's been a little concerned that he kept getting redacted reports about what was happening with Naruto. Channeling a bit of chakra to his eyes and visual cortex the Toad Sage could read twenty times faster than the average ninja. It wasn't as fast as someone with Byakugan or Sharingan could read, but it was still damned impressive. "Oh ho ho, my Godson has found the Promise Land. I am so proud!"