Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, or Pokegirls. I don't own anything else you recognize either.

Author Note: For basic world information I refer you to (pokegirls dot org) and (www dot angelfire dot com / mn3 / pokegirls / main dot html). There is a specific World Map if you do a search for (Pokegirl world map) it should be the first one. It will refer to France as Noir. I have also crafted a few of my own Pokegirl entries which we will see in this story, even though I originally designed them for a Harry Potter Pokegirl story that never got off the ground.

Author Note: I want to point out to my readers that Kushina is from a different Narutoverse than Naruto and Hinata are from. What she remembers of her relationship with Minato does not reflect on the Canon universe or even the Universe Naruto is from.

"Speech" 'Thought' {Bijuu/Inner Speak} (Power or Jutsu) [Telepathy]

Bonus Pokedex Entry:

(Insert name here) Uchiha, the (insert title here) Uchiha
Type: As base breed
Element: As base breed plus Fire
Frequency: Very Rare
Diet: As per the breed
Role: Assassin, Bodyguard, Spy, Warrior
Libido: As base breed
Strong Vs: as base breed
Weak Vs: as base breed
Attacks: Partial Bunshin, Full Bunshin, Replacement, Transformation, Fireball, Great Fireball, Phoenix Flower, and Copy
Enhancements: Enhanced Speed (x3), Enhanced Agility (x3), Enhanced Senses (Hearing, Sight, and Smell) (x2), Sharingan, Enhanced Strength (x2), Enhanced Endurance (x2), Enhanced Durability (x2), Nightvision, Danger Sense, and Perfect Memory
Evolves: as breed but only if the evolved form has the Normal Element or is Megami
Evolves From: as base breed.

The Uchiha is an inherited template that exists solely because of a few Case 12 from a universe where many normal humans have learned how to use chakra. Not everyone from the universe expresses the Hyuuga template, other known templates are the Hyuuga, Uzumaki, and Inuzuka each with different abilities. An interesting note about all these Templates is they are instinctive ninjas and share many aspects with the Kunoichi breed of Pokegirls.

The only Pokegirls that can be Uchiha are those with the Normal element or the Megami. They cannot evolve into any form that doesn't possess the Normal element. They are also immune to Stress evolutions, Battle Stress evolutions, the Wabbit Virus, and Vampire evolution.

Uchiha appear normal for their breed except for their red eyes with tomoe in the iris. The number of tomoe denotes their mastery of the Sharingan. This ranges from one tomoe in each eye for complete novices to nine tomoes for masters of the Sharingan. Uchiha also tend to have dark hair, but their breed is a heavier influence.

The Sharingan is a powerful advantage for the Uchiha when they are active. They also allow the Uchiha to copy the attacks and techniques of other PokeGirls. These copied attacks are at 75% effectiveness until the Pokegirl learns the attack properly whether by experience or using a T2 Machine. They also give incredible predictive abilities allowing them to read attacks before the opponent commits to them. Illusions of all kinds are useless against the Sharingan unless the caster is twice the level of the Uchiha or is an Uchiha with a higher level of sharingan. While active they also grant additional levels of Increased Speed, Increased Agility, and Increased Reflexes matching the number of tomoe in the irises. Unfortunately maintaining the active state of the Sharingan is exhausting both physically and in chakra. Experienced Uchiha can actually nullify the Sharingan of other Uchiha. By sacrificing a number of Tomoe they can cause their enemy to lose just as many Tomoe. Neither Pokergirl can be reduced below one by using this skill.

The reason the Uchiha cannot be evolved through Stress and Battle Stress is that such situations actually cause advancements in the level of the Sharingan. Situations that would normally cause the creation of a Mini-top, Minotaur, Ingenue, and so on causes a new tomoe to appear in the Uchiha's eyes. This immunity to stress and battlestress persists even when the Uchiha has 9 tomoe.

When it comes to behavior, the Uchiha are much like their breed standard, the only difference outside of combat that might exist is they learn very quickly and are never clumsy with dangerous objects. One could actually trust a Uchiha Bunnygirl to give them a shave with a straight razor, but don't expect them to be able to carry paperwork anywhere. In combat, Uchiha tend to be a bit overconfident, trusting in their Sharingan to carry the day. This can lead to issues against opponents who can blind them.

Uchiha Pokegirls all have a love for spicy foods, especially the family speciality: Fireball Curry which they use to acclimate themselves to breathing fire. Said curry is the second spiciest curry in existence, just behind the Curry of Life which they also enjoy. No matter what other food they like, buying your Uchiha hot peppers will always cheer them up. No matter what element they are, Uchiha also love Fire and Explosions. They alway take the opportunity to learn to create Fuinjutsu Explosive tags.

Classified: The eyes of an Uchiha can be removed and implanted in a human giving them the Sharingan. Rejection is always 0%. Humans can never support more than 3 tomoe. This is kept a secret to avoid possible abuse. Rumors speak of a higher form of the Sharingan existing, but there has been no evidence of that existing in any Pokegirl

Now on to the story:

"This is Sasuke's mom?" Naruto Uzumaki was still trying to process everything that Kushina and Hinata were telling him. He studied the woman's face for a moment and could see there was some resemblance between mother and son. "Oh, the Teme is going to freak out when we return home. He might try to shove another chidori through my chest. I know I'd rasengan his junk off if he was taming my mom, dattebayo."

"Not even if he and that gorilla in Kumo were the last men alive, dattebane." Kushina Uzumaki muttered under her breath. Before she heard the story about the battle in the Valley of the End, she had been a bit angry that her son would call her godson an ass. She initially blamed the lack of parental attention, but finding out that the Uchiha brat had attempted to murder her son, her attitude changed.

"Perhaps Sasuke-san will just be happy to have his mother back. Kami knows I would be overjoyed if my mother was alive again." Hinata Hyuuga didn't voice the thought that she would personally put an end to Sasuke if he dared to attack Naruto again. 'His little lightning fist will be completely useless against me.' Instead she tried to focus on a possible positive reaction. "And we can just not tell him about your relationship with her."

"And when he asks why his bunny eared mother keeps coming over to my apartment every other days?" Naruto's tone was more amused than resigned. "I mean he's really easy to lie to as he is gullible, but even he will figure it out eventually." The blonde shook his head as he chuckled. "And when he does he'll go all Cursed Seal and I'll have to bust out Kyuubi cloak. It will be a mess."

"So we're keeping her?" Kushina asked hopefully. She had revealed that Mikoto had been one of her closest friends alongside Hitomi and Tsume. 'I just have to make sure she doesn't spill the beans about me before I properly prepare Naruto for the news. "I mean I know she's only a Bunnygirl, but she's also a Jonin and an Uchiha, so she'll be plenty badass and I can…"

"Of course we're keeping her." Naruto cut off the redhead Feeblass before she could continue begging. He fished out the third PokeBall on his PokeBelt and readied it for capture. "She's your friend and that is enough reason for me." With that he tossed the ball at the still paralyzed bunnygirl.

"New Pokegirl in PokeBall Three. Scanning." The PIPboy Pokedex announced. "Uchiha Bunnygirl, level 48. Do you wish to register this Pokegirl?"

"Yes." Naruto announced his decision. "Her name is Mikoto."

"Mikoto, Uchiha Bunnygirl, level 48 is now registered as belonging to Combat Tamer Naruto Uzumaki." The PokeDex intoned. "Warning: Mikoto is currently Feral. Suggestion: Return to PokeCenter for Level 3 Taming session and Level 2 Decontamination."

"Well, we have our pay and a new teammate. Time calls for celebration ramen and cinnamon buns." Naruto announced as he returned the PokeBall to his belt. "Do you want to ride in your Ball, Kushina-chan?"

"Yes please, rice paddies aside it's a little too dry out here." Kushina nodded in agreement. As Naruto readied her Pokeball she dropped her Oni-Henge returning to merrow form. Thanks to her improved diet and the extensive training she was now looking much healthier. She was no longer emaciated in any form and her scales now had a bit of shine and no longer looked ragged. "Just be sure to let me out for Ramen."

"Hime, we have to get the gaki to send us some of these Pokegirls!" Jiraiya the Toad Sage was so excited by the positive ramifications of some of the PokeGirls that he ignored a few facts. The first was that Tsunade, Shizune, Sakura, and Hiashi had all worked hard on keeping the secret from him. Second was that he was holding the Taming for Dummies book in his hand. Third was the only reason he had that book in hand was he'd broken into the floor safe in the Hokage's office. Fourth Tsunade had developed a short fuse when she was reminded that Naruto was currently in another world. These facts spelled his doom the moment Tsunade looked up from her paperwork.

"Tell me, Jiraiya, why exactly do you want some of those poor young women sent here?" Tsunade managed to keep her voice completely calm as she stared a hole through her former teammate. Without meaning to she released enough Killing Intent that all sound in the Hokage Tower simply stopped. The only people still conscious in the building were in the Hokage's office and one Asuma Sarutobi who was picking up a mission for his team.

"Several of these girls could help end hunger." Jiraiya continued heedless of the danger is was in. He was simply so intent on the benefits to be gained from some of the Pokegirls that he didn't realize Tsunade was letting him dig his own grave. "The Milktit produces twenty five gallons of milk a day. That's three times what any Dairy cow does. If this chart on their dietary requirements is correct they eat about what a cow does in a day and drink about eight gallons. They are also quite intelligent and maternal. They'd be perfect for orphanages and the civilian academy. Hell, they could take over teaching history, mathematics, and reading in the Shinobi academy letting the Chunin instructors concentrate on practical skills."

Tsunade blinked twice as the renowned super pervert gave a reason that was not the slightest bit sexual. Her subconscious release of KI lessened allowing the various Jonin and some Chunin to wake up. "Go on."

"The Gallie lays an egg that is equal to four chicken eggs and they eat about six times what a chicken does." Jiraiya continued. "But they don't take a break during molt, so they lay 365 eggs a year, which is an overall gain of four hundred sixty eggs worth so they basically break even. Most of them are limited intellect, but even they can defend themselves from any predator that would attack chickens. The smart ones can easily take care of the others and even help out on farms." He paused for a moment "Then there is the Boobisaur line and Elves. They can improve the soil and the quality of crops. If someone manages to evolve an Elf Queen then she can create forest like the Shodaime. Then there is the Rapha and Cherry breeds who are natural doctors. So much suffering could end with these girls."

"I am impressed, Jiraiya." Tsunade's ire completely dissipated as she listened to her old friend's reasoning. "And here I thought…"

"And the best part is that they will all need regular sex." Jiraiya stated with a triumphant grin. "Peace will be paved with the way of the Pervert."

BAM!

Jiraiya never saw the punch that launched him out the office window and sent him flying across the countryside. When he'd finally wake up he would find himself more than twenty miles outside of Konohagakure.

"That is so much better! I can actually think again!" Mikoto Uchiha sprawled out on the bed in her Tamer's room. Just three hours ago she had emerged from the Decontamination Cycle still feral but recognizing the blonde male as her Tamer. One thing even feral Bunnygirls love is taming, so she encouraged him to get on with it. After the first hour the blunette Littletit and redheaded Feeblass joined in. Of course the Feeblass did little more than lay there, but for her breed that was a lot. Just fifteen minutes ago she woke up from passing out after being made airtight by some of her Tamer's clones. It seemed she was in good company as both Kushina and Hinata were similarly passed out. "My name is Mikoto Uchiha and if I remember correctly you are Naruto-kun." She rolled to her side to watch her cooking some ramen in the small kitchenette. 'Oh, he is a definite upgrade from my last Tamer. Junichi-baka would never have cooked anything.' Inhaling slightly so she could tell what he was cooking she nearly came undone. "That's spicy vegetable ramen with extra carrots. Oh, I love you so much."

"Heheheh, I've got to take care of my girls. I figured you'd love this, Mikoto-chan." Naruto smiled at the black haired Bunnygirl as she sat up in bed. "And yes I am Naruto Uzumaki, future Hokage of Konohagakure."

"You've grown quite a bit since I last saw you at the Academy. Especially down there." Mikoto blurted out as she stared at the whiskered man for a moment. Sitting up and stretching her back a bit she smiled as she saw her Tamer's eyes glance to her impressive bust. "Like them? After that bastard hit me with the LoveBall he doused me with Bloom Dust. I ended up with nice perky F-cups." She teased as she cupped her breasts to show them off a bit. "I really like them. I was always so jealous of Hitomi-chan and now I got a set just like hers. It's why I only slit his throat and set the other girls free."

"Slit his throat?" Naruto cringed a bit as he heard that. He wasn't a stranger to killing, bandit removal missions were really only completely in one way. He just didn't like doing it, something that both Jiraiya and Kakashi admitted they admired about him. "Was he your last Tamer?"

"Oh no, that was just the guy who found me after I fell into an unstable space-time jutsu." Mikoto waved off Naruto's worry as she stopped teasing her breasts. Dealing with the lusts of being a Bunnygirl was not easy. There was a reason most of them were ditzes. It had to do with the constant distraction of hormones. "I fell in with Junichi-baka after that and while he was an idiot, he could keep us girls tamed, not nearly as well as you can, Naruto-kun, but adequate. Not many Combat Tamers will take on a Bunnygirl, even an Uchiha. So it was either him or just be a sex toy. Unfortunately the idiot tangled with a Mantis and thought he could Tame her. We popped out of our balls too late to save his head. We were a week away from Sanoppai and I just went feral before I could make it."

"I see." Naruto nodded as he prepared two bowls of the ramen, one much bigger than the other as he wasn't the biggest fan of vegetable ramen. "Well, I'll bet you are hungry. We all ate while you were going through decon." He explained as he carried the two bowls to the table and set the larger one out for her. "So, you're from Konohagakure?"

"Yep, I was the Uchiha Heiress," Mikoto replied happily as she scrambled off the bed and took a seat so she could eat. With a small prayer of thanks she broke her chopstick apart and started devouring her ramen with the same grace Hinata did. "Oh Kami, this is so good. You added extra hot peppers didn't you?"

"Of course I did." Naruto nodded before starting his own ramen. "When you were feral you were stealing Carolina Reaper peppers, so I know you like spice." Flashing a bit of his true smile he continued eating, though he was using some of the table manners Hinata and Kushina coached him in. "So you are Itachi and Sasuke's mom?"

"Yep, those are my boys." Mikoto nodded happily as she continued eating her ramen. "They were good boys up until the Massacre." The black-haired Bunnygirl never lost her happy tone even as she mentioned the massacre. "Itachi snapped one day and killed all the men in the clan. Well, all of them but Sasuke." She explained in between mouthfuls of ramen. "He said something about getting rid of misogynist idiots in the clan. I don't know. My husband managed the clan affairs while I was busy teaching at the Academy." Mikoto shrugged again which made her bountiful breasts jiggle delightfully. "Actually, you were one of my favorite students." Mikoto reached across the table and stroked Naruto's whiskers. "Your pranks made my day, especially the ones on Mizuki." She giggled. "And the cute way you'd stalk the Hyuuga heiress was icing on the cake. Sasuke-kun was almost as entertaining with his unrequited crush on the Haruno girl."

Naruto paused with chopsticks half way to his mouth. There was so much wrong with what Mikoto was saying. First was the fact Itachi had slaughtered everyone but Sasuke. Then there was the idea that he stalked Hinata. The opposite was definitely true. As for Sasuke and Sakura, that was definitely backwards. "How did Sasuke react to the massacre?"

"Oh, he started training hard and vowed to prove Itachi was justified. He became your rival for Rookie of the Year, I'm not sure which one of you graduated with the honor, but you traded positions about a dozen times in the year since the massacre." Mikoto smiled as she recounted her son rising to a true challenge and not descending into hate the way her Husband, Uncles, and cousins did. "Tell me, did Sakura ever agree to go on a date with him?"

'That proves it: Mikoto is from a different world than I am. Boy, am I glad I listened to Temari-chan when she wanted to talk about the new paper she read. She'll be tickled when I tell her that multiversal theory is right.' Naruto managed to piece everything together in a way that made sense. "Mikoto-chan, I am not the same Naruto you know. You never taught at the Academy in my world. Itachi slaughtered the whole clan. Sasuke became obsessed with killing him and defected to join Orochimaru. I never stalked Hinata. As for Sakura she had a crush on Sasuke, but I think she moved on."

"I don't think I can move my legs." Kiba Inuzuka groaned as he tried to sit up. "Okay, new rule, no using Chakra Strength when riding me cowgirl style." He shook his head as he channeled a bit of chakra to his legs. Most medical ninjutsu needed excellent or perfect chakra control, but there were a few first aid jutsu that didn't rely on that. "I think you cracked my pelvis."

"Oh quit whining, Kiba-kun." Sakura rolled her eyes at her boyfriend's antics. "You're the one who started getting a little rough. Beast Mimicry during doggystyle rang my bell, but you should have asked first." Even as she was admonishing the young man she was initiating a diagnostic jutsu. "Though I will tell you this, there is no way I will tolerate Man Beast clone in the bedroom. If you want to double team me learn Shadow Clone."

"Despite what you've heard the Inuzuka abhor bestiality and so do our ninkin." Kiba actually shuddered in revulsion at the thought. He understood why some people might think the clan practiced that particular abomination. Their doglike traits suggested that they allowed women to be impregnated by their ninkin. The truth was something far different. "So you don't need to worry about that, Sakura-chan."

"Sorry, I've just heard so many odd things about some Clans." Sakura was remorseful about the assumption. As she finished her diagnosis the chakra around her hands shifted to the green of the mystic palm technique. "You didn't have a cracked pelvis, but there was bruising of bones and some tissues. I'll lighten up a bit next time."

"Yeah, yeah, I get it. I made the same mistake with Hinata-chan. So you're forgiven." Kiba chuckled as he absolved Sakura of any guilt she was carrying over the assumption. "I am definitely going to have to pick up my physical training. I'm the one who's supposed to leave you limping."

"Oh, if I hadn't healed myself you would have, Kiba-kun." Sakura leaned in and kissed her boyfriend. "And don't worry, I'll start putting you through the same condition shisou did me."

"Oh." Mikoto's ears drooped a bit as she processed what Naruto said. "You said the whole clan. Did you mean everyone but me and Sasuke?" Seeing Naruto shake his head no, Mikoto's ears drooped a bit more. "Then who taught you to read, Naruto-kun? Who made sure you got to learn Shadow Clone so you wouldn't fail the graduation exam? Was Sasuke still happy and friendly?"

"Iruka-sensei did after I failed the graduation test the second time." Naruto decided to answer the question in order. "I learned it off the Forbidden Seal Scroll when Mizuki tricked me into thinking that stealing it was a last chance graduation exam." Naruto paused at the last question for a few moments. 'Do I tell her he became an emo prick willing to kill his best friend to get more power?' "He called me his best-friend when we fought at the Valley of the End."

"Oh no… he tried to kill you to get the Mangeyko, didn't he?" Mikoto might not have been quite as sharp as when she was a human, but she was still a Jonin and understood the idiocy of most of the male Uchiha. Itachi was the only one who earned his Mangeyko from self-defense. "Damn it, I raised him better than that. Or his mother should have raised him better than that. If you ever get us home, I will have to remind him that he isn't too old for me to put him over my knee." As she made that declaration, the three tomoes in her irises split to form a fourth.

'I feel a slight bit of pity for the teme right now.' Naruto didn't voice his thought as he didn't want to direct Mikoto's anger towards himself. Instead he simply reached out and laid a hand atop hers in a comforting fashion. "It's alright Mikoto-chan. He's just a little lost right now. I'll bring him back and you can reforge your bonds."

Bunnygirls are not built for getting angry. Their brains just aren't wired to sustain negative emotions for very long. So the moment Naruto attempted to comfort her a great deal of that anger just vanished. Instead all she was left with was growing affection for the blonde. She abandoned her seat to climb into Naruto's lap, wrapping her arms around his neck and laying a passionate kiss on his lips as her tears dried.

"You're going to be a wonderful stepdad, Naruto-kun." Mikoto gushed as she snuggled close.

"Shizune, I REALLY need to get drunk now." Tsunade announced as soon as she was doing reading the most recent report from Naruto and Hinata. 'What did I ever do to deserve this? Yes, I abandoned my village to gamble and pickle my liver as I grieved. I wasn't there to train to new Medic Nin. I wasn't there to help the village repel Oto and Suna. I wasn't there for Naruto-kun. Okay, now I get it.' Slamming her head down on the desk, she managed to restrain herself from breaking it in half. "Do you think he does this on purpose, or is it all accidental?"

"If I knew exactly was driving you to drink other than your love of sake, I could tell you, my lady." Shizune kept the giggle out of her voice as she retrieved the last of the daily paperwork. Thanks to some careful delegation the Hokage only saw half a ream of new paperwork a day. This allowed Tsunade to work through some of the mountainous back log that dated back to the early days of the Sandaime's second term.

"Well, he's not content with finding one dead kunoichi, he added a second." Tsunade lifted her head from the desk as she spoke. Picking up one the the included photos of Mikoto, she showed Shizune. "Mikoto Uchiha is now a Bunnygirl and Naruto-kun's third pokegirl."

"This is most assuredly accidental, not that it saves you from the extra paperwork." Shizune assured her aunt that her favorite ninja wasn't sabotaging her intentionally. "On the bright side, since this is within five years of Sasuke-san's defection the Uchiha holdings are now secured and won't be subject to being remanded to him according to clan law. In fact if we have Mikoto-san fill out the paperwork we can cut off Sasuke from using the Uchiha fund in the intervillage banks. And with a living Uchiha being in service to Konohagakure, you can declare Sasuke a nukenin without complaint from the Council."

"It's not like the Council has any real power." Tsunade scoffed. She remembered the day she was inaugurated and the Council tried to order her around. It hadn't gone well as the only tool the Council had to force her to capitulate was appealing to the Daimyo. Tsunade was one of that man's favorite people, so the Council was effectively neutered. "Prepare the paperwork and have someone assemble a Jonin pack for Mikoto. If I remember correctly she favored taijutsu and ninjutsu, so just include extra kunai, shuriken, and soldier pills."

"I will get right on that, My Lady." Shizune bowed respectfully and started towards the door. "And I will also schedule a night of drinking with the usual girls."

"You are a life-saver." Tsunade declared with a grin on her face as she formed the seal to create Kage Bunshins so she could get to work.

"Come on, Kushi-chan, you have to show off more of that body." Mikoto was holding up a sarong style skirt and a seashell style bra. Both were a complimentary shade of blue to the Feeblass's scales. "Even when you have that fish tail you are pretty hot."

Kushina stared at her long time friend for several long seconds. 'Great, now you are humoring me, too?' came the uncharitable thought. Looking in the mirror Kushina didn't see the pretty woman that the Valentine ranch, Naruto, and Hinata had brought out. Her mind conjured forth the image of the starved physique, jaundiced skin, ingrown fingernails, crooked teeth, and dull lifeless hair. It took all of her ninja training to suppress the urge to recoil. Becoming a Feeblass was one of the cruelest fates any female could endure that did not involve sexual violation. Aside from the deformed and hideous body, the mind of the Feeblass was prone to depression and body dysphoria. They could be shaken out of the first easily enough by a caring Tamer, but the second remained a crippling condition that nobody close to the Feeblass could resolve.

"I don't think so, Mikoto-chan." Kushina shook her head. "I prefer my boring housewife clothes. There is no reason to subject Naruto-kun to the sight of my bare skin outside of taming, dattebane."

"Fine~" Mikoto sighed in resignation. She had only been trying to get her two harem sister to wear skimpier clothing for Naruto-kun but they resisted her at every turn. "Sooner or later you'll see it my way, Kushi-chan." The bunnygirl declared happily as she looked through more outfits. Being a Fire type and having a thin layer of fur she didn't feel the need for much clothing. She'd already grabbed a few thongs made for pokegirl's with tails as well as some microskirts. Picking up a tube top she held it up so she read it. "Kiss me while my Tamer watches." Mikoto frowned and tossed it aside before grabbing another. "Communal Property." Again Mikoto tossed it aside. "I need to find one that says I belong to Naruto-kun and I am not looking for another dick."

"You're actually interested in a man? This is something new." Kushina pulled herself out of her self-pity as she realized why her friend was fretting over clothes. "You married Fugaku because the Uchiha Elder pushed for you produce heirs."

"Would you hate me if I did have a thing for Naruto-kun?" Mikoto couldn't suppress the blush on her cheeks. "I mean I am thirty four for crying out loud. My younger son is his age." She paused for a moment. "Becoming a Bunnygirl slows down the aging, but…"

"Mikoto-chan, we're the same age and I let him tame me." Kushina replied. "You having genuine feelings for him is a good thing. He's not had very much affection in his life. Hinata-chan has loved him since she was five, but she's only been able to express that since she became a Littletit." The redhead sighed. "So any woman who honestly cares for him gets my stamp of approval."

"We really need to work on your Taijutsu, Naruto-kun." Mikoto frowned as she watched Naruto go through his katas. "You've taken the Academy style as far as it can go and I see some elements of Intercepting Fist, Gentle Fist, Hummingbird Style, Hard Fist, Wolf Fang, and Frog Kata. Are you trying to make your own form?"

"No, not really. Iruka-sensei helped me refine the Academy style. Kakashi-sensei taught me some of Hummingbird and Wolf Fang. Sparring with Bushy Brows taught me some of Hard Fist. I picked up some Intercepting Fist from Te…Sasuke." Naruto started explaining where he had learned his taijutsu. "Hinata-chan has taught me some Gentle Fist. And Ero-sennin started teaching me Frog Kata."

"Well, it's a bit of a mess, no offense." Mikoto kept her tone upbeat and friendly despite her critique. "You are the Toad Summoner so you should probably concentrate on learning more of the Frog Kata. Supplement that with Wolf Fang and Hard Fist and you'll have a form that fits your body type perfectly." Mikoto offered as she walked around her tamer. Just being so near Naruto was heating her core. "Hinata-chan's success in getting you to learn some Gentle Fist is a testament to her ability. I mean it's obvious you both have the wrong bodies for it."

"What?" both chunin exclaimed in some shock. Hinata more so than Naruto.

"Naruto-kun has the perfect body for Frog Kata, Hard Fist, and Wolf Fang. If he had Byakugan he'd be decent at Gentle Fist, but never master it the way Hiashi-kun and Hizashi-kun have." Mikoto explained still using a cheerful tone. It seemed even when she was being serious that she was just natually bubbly. "And your body is perfect for Snake Style and Gentle Step, Hinata-chan. You could do pretty well with Intercepting Fist if you have Sharingan. Basically, Naruto's body is powerful and fast. Your body is extremely flexible and just as fast. Neither of you is rigid enough to really master Gentle Fist. I won't bring up Hummingbird as I have mastered that well enough to teach it."

"Nobody alive knows that style well enough, dattebane." Kushina cut in at that moment. "Minato-kun was the only person I knew who did. Kaka-kun got farther than most, but even he does better mixing it with Wolf Fang and Intercepting Fist. Minato did so well because of his extreme speed and perfect precision. Hinata-chan is precise enough, but Naruto-kun is not. Then again he is faster and physically much stronger than Minato-kun was."

"Are you willing to teach Naruto-kun Strong Fist? I am good enough, but you're the only one on Gai-kun's level." Mikoto literally hopped over to Kushina's side and took up pouting in order to get her to agree. "Pretty please, it will give me more time to train Hinata-chan in her mother's Gentle Step."

"Put that away, Mikoto-chan. You know it's not fair. I could never say no to you even before you became a Bunnygirl." Kushina gently pushed her best-friend away in a playful manner. "Yes, I'll teach Naruto-kun. Now quit pouting."

"YATTA!" Mikoto cheered before she glomped onto Kushina and shoved the redhead's face into her cleavage. "I love you so much Kushi-chan."

"What did you do to our clothes?" Hinata Hyuuga was a more than a little shocked when she saw the complete mess that came of the laundry. Picking up the shredded remains of her pants, the bluenette knew they were beyond hope of repair. Her sweater wasn't any better. "How?"

"Uhm, I don't know." Mikoto shrugged her shoulders as she dumped out the laundry basket only to reveal half a dozen kunai and shuriken in the remains of the shredded clothing. "Oh, I guess I forgot to empty the pockets when I stripped Naruto-kun. The washing machine must have turned them into a shredder."

"Didn't you separate by fabric type and color?" Hinata asked as she searched through the pile of clothes for anything that survived. She was running about in her bathrobe same as Kushina as they had managed to dirty every outfit they had during training. Naruto wasn't any better being down to just some boxers. The only one of them who had clothes left was Mikoto which was why she had been sent to the laundry mat. "You didn't did you?"

"Why would I need to separate them? They were all dirty." Mikoto cocked her head as she innocently asked that question.

"Mikoto-chan, different fabrics and colors require different temperature and agitator settings." Kushina replied as she pinched the bridge of her nose. "You did know that, didn't you?"

"Nope, I sure didn't." Mikoto shook her head. "I've never done laundry before. The Uchiha clan had a laundry service."

"And you didn't think to tell us this when we gave you laundry duty?" Naruto wasn't quite sure if he was angry or not. If it had been a malicious act he could see being angry with the bubbly Mikoto. However, if the Bunnygirl simply did not know the basics of doing laundry then it was just a tragic accident.

"Well, I didn't think it was that complicated." Mikoto was beginning to tear up. It was obvious to everyone that she was remorseful for her unintentional error. "I'm so sorry I ruined your clothes. I'll go out and buy everyone new ones and you can take it out of my share of mission pay."

"I can summon Gamakichi and ask Baa-chan to get me new clothes, but Hinata-chan is not the same size she was so if they sent anything it wouldn't fit her. Nor do they have Kushina-chan or yours." Naruto set aside his slight annoyance at the Bunnygirl after her explanation. 'The Pokedex said we should expect a Bunnygirl to make mistakes and be clumsy, so it's not like this blindsided us.' Offering the poor woman a smile, Naruto decided he should head off the other issue. "How are you are going to shop for them? Even I know it's not as simple as knowing their measurements?"

"Oh, I learned the Onihenge by watching you and Kushina using it." Mikoto responded as she wiped her tears. "I can just use their appearances so everything will be perfect. I promise they'll look gorgeous."

"Ano, Mikoto-chan, just buy us a few outfits, we can buy the rest. Most of mine did not fit right anyways." Hinata decided to stop the girl from buying a whole wardrobe. "And most of Kushina-chan's needs to be dresses and skirts because henging yourself and not your clothes is so much easier."

"She's not wrong." Kushina replied. "Just get the outfits. Our weapons harness and holsters are still good."

"Alright, three super cute outfits for each of us." Mikoto nodded vigorously before she almost literally bounced out the door.

'I wish I could get some sake and some popcorn, because this is going to be sooo entertaining.' Kurama didn't dare speak the thoughts aloud. The Fox didn't want to give Naruto any clue what was about to happen. There wasn't a doubt in the bijuu's mind that what Mikoto would consider cut outfits, more conservative woman would call slut-wear. One only had to look at the fact that her favorite skirt was exactly eight inches long and the only reason she wasn't baring all to the world was the skimpy thong she wore with it. Then there was the way she wore either bikini or tube tops. 'She's going to dress my former vessel up like a Red Light district street-walker and the Hyuuga is not going to end up much better. I love my life!'

"Am I safe from being killed?" Jiraiya didn't peak around the windowsill as he made his inquiry. He'd been lucky enough to land near Team Asuma when Tsunade had punched him for being a pervert. Despite being healed of most of his injuries, the Toad Sage had still spent the better part of two weeks in the Hospital recovering. "I want to apologize for letting my inner pervert run wild again."

"Are you still going to advocate for having those young women brought to this world?" Tsunade queried as she tried to judge exactly where her teammate was standing. 'His voice is coming from the left side, but he does have that jutsu to throw it.' The wall wasn't truly and obstacle if she wanting to put a kunai in him. They were twenty feet too thin to stop any throw of hers. 'All I need is a location so I can impale him. Or better yet castrate him.'

"Yes, but it's not for perverted reasons." Jiraiya changed the location his voice was coming from again. "They aren't treated as Humans there. Here we can pass their abilities off as a special bloodline. And we wouldn't be keeping them in just Hi no Kuni, we'd encourage them to settle wherever they want. We can't rescue all of them, but we can help a few hundred live free of being enslaved."

"Most of the Gallies would be little better than animals, Jiraiya." Tsunade replied with a touch of venom in her voice. "The Milktits I can see being treated fairly as they are intelligent and could kill a civilian if they needed to. Plus the first time one evolves to a Minotaura everyone will be nice to them for fear of being on the wrong of angry girls with super-strength. Kami knows that Raphas would be useful everywhere as would the Elves and even those Boobisaurs. Damn, I hate how those breeds are named."

"Their culture is very sexual in nature, there is no negative social stigma attached to sex except rape and pedophilia." Jiriaya responded as he carefully peeked around the windowsill. As he had hoped Tsunade had decided not to murder or emasculate him. "We're just lucky it's our Gaki there and not anyone else. Kami knows what the Raikage or Tsuchikage would do if they could get their hands on most of those breeds."

"Konoha would become a memory." Tsunade shook her head sadly. "Though it's strange you trust the Mizukage considering she threatened to melt your balls."

"Mei-chan was just angry that I interrupted her dinner with our Gaki." Jiraiya rolled his eyes at the reminder of the threat. The redheaded Kage scared him as much as Tsunade did, which honestly was a lot. He knew he could defeat either of them in an all out fight, but it would be a near thing and he'd probably not survive the wrath of their loyal followers, or Naruto for that matter. "She took a shine to him the same way you did. I half expected her to propose an alliance cemented with a betrothal."

"She will not be stealing my Naruto-kun." Tsunade hissed angrily as she picked up her desk and threw it at Jiraiya.

"You… you… plotted this all along!" Kushina Uzumaki was blushing a brilliant red as she exited the suite's one bathroom. She was dressed in the same outfit that Mikoto had shown her weeks ago. The sea shell bra provided almost no modesty for her C-cup breasts and the blue sarong matched her scales, but she couldn't wear panties with it because they would not survive releasing the henge. As she stared kunai at Mikoto her hair began moving as if it were the nine tails of the Kyubi. "You knew there was more to laundry than throwing it in the machine."

"Kushina-chan. Calm down. I know these outfits are more revealing than we'd prefer." Hinata was blushing herself as she tried to calm the Feeblass down. The Hyuuga Littletit was wearing a pale lavender Virgin Killer sweater and all that maintained her dignity was a purple thong. Included in the outfit were arm and leg warmers that matched the sweater. "But I don't think Mikoto-chan would destroy Naruto-kun's clothes deliberately."

"I suppose you are right." Kushina sighed as her hair relaxed and her blush began to fade. "She wouldn't ruin his clothes just to dress us up like sluts."

'Good, you two keep thinking like that.' Mikoto laughed in her mind. 'I know what you both need to evolve so my Naruto-kun gets the hottest harem in the world.'

"Well there is one good thing about this world: it's broken me of developing nosebleeds around gorgeous women." Naruto said mostly to himself but was heard by his three companions for they made mental notes of all the times he developed nosebleeds around them. Of course the reason he'd even had that thought was it was walking the streets of Sanoppai would likely have killed most of the perverts he knew. There was a nigh unending stream of scantily clad women of all shapes, sizes, and breeds. If that wasn't enough the entire city had an air of sensuality to it. Every hotel was also a love hotel. There were Taming and Non-Taming section in restaurants. Mixed bathing was the only type and the separation was for Peeping and Non-peeping.

"It's also had a positive effect on Hinata-chan here." Mikoto smiled widely as she wrapped one arm around the bluenette's shoulder and hugged her close. "If she's like the one I know she fainted anytime a certain blonde talked to her. Which is why that blonde had to stalk her."

"You didn't stalk a young lady, did you Naruto-kun?" Kushina asked in a tone that saccharine sweet. As she was in what Naruto referred to as her Mermaid form, her Tamer was pushing her along in a wheelchair. This forced her to tilt her head back so she could see his face.

"No, well… not outside of a mission." Naruto replied truthfully. "When I was guarding Koyuki-chan I did sort of stalk her because she would constantly try to runaway. Mikoto-chan is talking about the Naruto of her world and how he stalked Hinata-chan. I have it on good authority that it was the reverse when it comes to me."

"Who told you?" Hinata had started blushing the moment the busty Bunnygirl started teasing her but now she was nearly bright red as what she thought was a secret was revealed.

"The letter from Hanabi-chan." Naruto took a moment to pat his scroll case. "I was surprised she took the time to write me like the others did. She told me all about how you stalked me for years. As well as threatening to jyuuken my family jewels if I hurt you. She definitely lives up to her name, heh-heh."

'You are in so much trouble, Imouto.' Hinata made a mental note to get proper revenge on her sister at the earliest opportunity. Possibly reveal that she had Konohamaru stuffy and stalked the young Sarutobi. "Well, that was sweet of her… I think."

"Back up, you were a guard for Koyuki Kazahana? The Princess Gale?" Mikoto released Hinata for her grip as she rushed to Naruto's side. "Was it just a bodyguard mission… or was it a movie shoot? Tell me all about it!"

"Well, it was a movie shoot, but her manager had the shoot done in Yuki no Kuni. The reason was because Koyuki was actually Princess Koyuki the rightful Daimyo." Naruto began explain the whole story as they walked along to the restaurant. He actually slowed his pace so he could complete the story. Kushina, Mikoto, and Hinata were completely enraptured with the story, even though Hinata already knew most of it. "… and then I hit Doto-teme with a rainbow rasengan. I am not even sure why it was a rainbow one, but it was. His chakra armor shattered and he flew in the ice covering one the huge heaters that Koyuki-chan's father made. Now Yuki no Kuni is Haru no Kuni." Naruto paused. "They actually used some of the battle scenes as part of Prince Gale: the Return of Spring. Once we return to Konoha I'll take you to see it."

"It's a date!" Mikoto declared happily. "Let's make it a full harem outing. Movie theater taming is something I'd love to do."

"So has my so…Tamer been in any other movies?" Kushina almost slipped purely out of pride in her son. Yes she had fought in the war and earned an S-ranking in the Kiri and Kumo Bingo Books, but she hadn't saved any nations. Nor had she been in a movie.

"Well, don't tell Tsunade-baachan, but Koyuki-chan talked me into starring as the male romantic lead in…" Naruto paused to look around. "The movie based on Ero-sennin's book."

"Oh my Kami!" Ino Yamanaka whispered her reaction to the unmasking of Kitsune-kun during the love scene. Like any Kunoichi she was a sucker for romance stories and written smut. It was actually a weakness of many women. The glares they all sent towards Kakashi wasn't because he was a pervert for reading smut, it was he constantly leaked spoilers without meaning to. So being a fan of Icha Icha, she just had to see the movie with her fellow kunoichi. "Why didn't you tell me Forehead?"

"I didn't know." Sakura Haruno couldn't remove her eyes from the screen as much as she should want to. "This must have been part of the Training Trip with Jiraiya-sama."

"That is some training." Tenten Higurashi murmured. "I didn't know Shadow Clones could be used for that."

"I wonder if I could get Shika-kun to do any of that instead of just lay there like a log." Temari wondered aloud as she watched her brother's friend do his best to sexually destroy Koyuki Kazahana and it was painfully obvious she was enjoying every moment of it. "I know his clan teaches their members the Shadow Clone thanks to their affinity."

"Hmmm," Shikamaru Nara paused in mid move in his shogi match. "I just had the most awful premonition."

"Could it be that I will win this match?" Asuma Sarutobi was fully confident that he was going to win his first shogi match in three years. He'd been careful in setting up his strategy and traps, going so far to hide them inside false gambits.

"No, I have already deduced your strategy and how to counter it." Shikamaru replied. "I have the feeling that Naruto-san has somehow made my life more troublesome."

"I'm going to kill him." Tsunade Senju muttered darkly as she watched the screen. "I'm going to pull his spine out and beat him to death with it." The slug sannin suppressed her killing intent, but anyone who knew her could tell she was beyond furious. "Then I am going to bring him back and kill him over again."

"My Lady, I know you are angry with Naruto-kun, but isn't that going to far." Shizune pleaded the case for her adoptive little brother. "He probably made a promise to Koyuki-dono and you know how he is about promises."

"Kill my Naru-kun? Never!" Tsunade shook her head in denial of that idea. "No, this has my pervert teammate's fingerprints all over it. I blame him completely. He better start running, because I will make him pay.

"I had to sneak away from Ero-sennin for a month but it was worth it to see the smile of Koyuki-chan's face." Naruto smiled at the memory. "He actually forbid me from anything like that for fear that Tsunade-baachan would find out and kill him."

Hinata looked down at her feet for a moment as a wave of sadness overcame her. 'I wasn't Naruto-kun's first.' Shoving the emotion aside she straightened up as she remembered something more important. 'But I am with Naruto-kun now and I will be forever. It doesn't matter who was first.'

"So your first time was shooting smut?" Kushina frowned at the implications. While she had nothing against Jiraiya's Icha Icha series, she would have preferred her son's first time wouldn't be porn. 'Then again, my first time was part of an infiltration mission. Minato and I had to pretend to be a couple on their honeymoon. Faking intimacy is more difficult than actually sharing it.'

"Well, if you think about it my first time was genjtsu training for seduction class. That was Hinata-chan and romantic love-making. It was really my first experience with sex." Naruto responded with a shrug. "There also might have been some experimenting with a Naruko-chan clone. That right there taught me a lot about how to please a woman with fingers and tongue. Much more than genjutsu did."

"That sounds hot." Mikoto practically purred out. The Bunnygirl had seen and felt up Naruko when the Sexy Jutsu had been demonstrated. The Uchiha heiress had always been more interested in women than men before she'd been reunited with Naruto. "Can I play with Naruko-chan? Sometimes it's fun to play with girls."

Hinata's moment of gloominess vanished as she heard that Naruto considered the genjutsu as his first time. Before she realized what she was doing she latched on to his arm and cuddled close to him. There were aspects of becoming a Littletit that she did not enjoy, but the fact that it made sure she was with Naruto-kun made it the whole thing worth it.

"Hey you with the Feeblass, I challenge you to a salvage match. I'll wager my Boobisaur against your Feeblass." The speaker was a tall lanky man with greasy black hair and a face even his mother didn't love. His voice grated like nails on a chalkboard and he smelled of overcooked meat and garlic. As unpleasant as the man was his companion was lovely. Standing 5'6" on her bare feet the green skinned woman boasted a healthy DD cup bust that stood out proud. Her burnt orange hair was tied into two thick ponytails that hung down slightly. Carefully styled bang framed a beautiful heart-shaped face with decidedly slanted purple eyes. Her tamer kept her nude except for the bulky black collar around her neck. "What have you got to lose?"

Naruto's brow creased as he considered the man's words. He'd read Taming for Dummies dozens of times if you counted all the Shadow Clones doing so. While the customs of Leagues were indeed strange he did understand them. A salvage match was when two Tamers battled after wagering one of their pokegirls. The winner of the match took possession of the wagered girl. In his opinion the entire practice was barbaric and reeked of slavery. Not every Tamer would issue such a challenge as some treasured their girls, whether it was as their precious people or favored servants. Accepting a challenge was not a requirement either. There were tournaments where you had to accept salvage challenges, but outside of them you could rebuff the offer without negative stigma. Naruto was inclined to refuse the man's challenge as Kushina was almost as precious to him as Hinata. The thought of losing any of them was simply unbearable.

"You should accept the challenge, Naruto-kun." Kushina whispered as she shifted herself in the wheelchair. While she could have been walking around it was a waste chakra to form legs except for training and missions. "Let's give that man what he deserves."

"Hear that? Your Feeblass obviously wants to be with me." the man taunted. "Don't worry, I'll treat her right. A good level 5 Taming Cycle and soon enough she'll be a brand new girl. You'd like that, wouldn't you? Forget all about your ugly past."

"Did you do that to your companion?" Naruto leaked just a bit of killing intent, but it seemed to just wash over the man to no effect.

"Nah, her previous owner invested some serious dough into getting Cunt some nifty attacks." The man responded. "Then the idiot lost her to me in a dice game. He should have known better, they don't call me Lucky Drago for nothing."

"You definitely have to accept his challenge, Naruto-kun." Kushina urged her son on. She knew if Hinata and Mikoto weren't currently in their balls that they would do the same. "That's a DeSade Control Collar. Normally they're only used on Pokegirls who might go berserk or on masochists. I doubt she's the either."

"I, Naruto Uzumaki, accept your challenge. Kushina here will fight against your Boobisaur." Naruto announced loudly enough that the entire square heard them. "Just tell me when and where."

"Hokage-sama?" the green-skinned mouthed but did not dare speak. For the first time since Drago spoke she showed a reaction and it was a glimmer of hope.

"Well, Uzumaki-san, I am Drago Ragovian." Drago bowed with a flourish. "As for our fight, we can do so right here. This square is an approved duel zone." The man retrieved a remote from his belt and pressed a red of button. Immediately the Boobisaur that was known as Cunt shuddered as her body was flooded with a cocktail if stimulants and adrenalin from the collar around her neck. "As for when: why not now? I want to be balls deep in that Feeblass tonight. Cunt, I screw you!"

"Yes, Master." Cunt replied with barely concealed bitterness as she leapt forward. As she moved a pair of vine snaked out from the flower bud on the small of her back. "I'm ready."

A small crowd gathered around the pair of Tamers and their Pokegirl forming an impromptu arena roughly forty feet in diameter. Humans and Pokegirls alike are programmed genetically to want to watch a fight. One where two Tamers were wagering their Pokegirls were especially interesting as the stakes were the second highest any PokeBattle could have. Even if PokeGirls weren't powerful evolutions there was some promise that the fight and aftermath could be interesting.

"Kushina, I choose you." Naruto gave one of the most respectful commands and introductions a Tamer could give his Pokegirl. This stood in stark contrast to the insulting way Drago has commanded his own. "Try not to seriously injure her."

"Bwahaha, you are funny Uzumaki-san." Drago's laugh was mocking as was his tone. "Cunt is a Plant type. She's strong against Water types like your girl."

Drago's claim caused some of the audience to laugh and jeer at Kushina. At least they did until she simply (oni-henged) her tail into a pair of legs and stood from the wheel chair. As the redhead stepped forward she touched a few sealed on her belt. In a flash the sarong was replaced with ANBU style pants and her bikini top was covered with a green jonin jacket. With a smile on her face Kushina drew her Katana.

"I am ready, Plant-chan." Kushina smirked at the green-skinned girl. "Let's have a good match."

"A Leaf Jonin?" Cunt whispered to herself as her eyes widened as she recognized the jacket. She froze as she tried to figure out just who she was facing. Unfortunately her delay much of angered Drago as suddenly her body was wracked with pain from the collar. "AAAAaaaaaaH!"

"Get fighting you lazy bitch and you better win quickly. If this takes more five minutes I promise I'll leave the correction setting on for as long as it took you to win." Drago snarled. While many Tamers would look down on what he was doing to his pokegirl it wasn't strictly illegal in the Edo League.

"Hey, Teme, do that again and I'll personally pound you into the ground!" Naruto shouted as he release more KI directed at Drago only for the man to ignore it as if he could not sense it at all.

"(Suiton: Water Bullets!)" Kushina called out after she flashed through the one handed signs. A moment later she started to spit out several watermelon sized balls of water that streaked towards their intended target.

"(Doton: Mud Wall.)" Cunt's hands flew through the seals without error despite the pain she was in. With a stomp a small wall of stone rose from the ground providing her cover from the barrage. Three water bullets splashed harmlessly against the wall, while the fourth clipped Drago, knocking him down and the remote from his hand.

"There, now we can actually fight, Plant-chan." Kushina smiled at her opponent. "I hope you have a weapon hidden somewhere." She said as she streaked in at speeds that nobody in the crowd could follow. She swung her sword aiming to quickly cause a forfeit due to bloodloss. Only she found her katana blocked by a wooden bokken. "Mokuton? Impressive."

"Yeah, I was surprised as well." Cunt responded with a grin as she pushed back against Kushina. "I might have a Senju as an ancestor. I am surprised that a Feeblass knows Kenjutsu."

"I wasn't so good with Ninjutsu as a genin and while seals are fun, slicing Kiri-nin apart with a sword is much more satisfying." Kushina replied as she retreated for a moment before pressing a few attacks. 'Let's test how good she is. Chunin level attack for now.' "So do you know my Tamer?"

"Ever since I was an Academy student." Cunt replied as a slight blush formed on her face. She was keeping pace blocking Kushina's attack but just barely. 'She's toying with me. I need to open up the range.' With Kushina's next attack Cunt activate (Kawarimi).

'Kuso, I got complacent.' Kushina knew what happened the moment her sword sliced through the log left in pokegirl's place. It didn't take the redhead a moment to locate the girl as her chakra flared. 'She's good.'

"(Mokuton: Razor Leaf!)" Cunt announced as she flung a dozen a steel hard leaves at Kushina. 'Normally I can do more, but I want to lose. I just have to make it look like I tried.' She was unsurprised that Kushina batted the attacks away with the dull side of her blade. 'Now to sell that I am really trying.' "(Mokuton: Vine Whip.)"

"Kuso." Kushina had just deflected the last Razor Leaf when she heard the next attack being called. Each of the leaves had been three times the size of a shuriken and she'd been forced to overextend herself in order to deflect them all and not endanger the civilians. This allowed the Boobisaur's two vine tentacle to completely disarm her by wrapping around her sword and yanking it of her hand. "Two can play that game: (Uzumaki Kinjutsu: Adamantine Sealing Chains!)"

Drago, Cunt, and the entire audience were slack jawed as four golden chains composed of chakra erupted out of Kushina's back. Before that moment none of them had a clue she wasn't just some exceptionally well trained Pokegirl. Some of the crowd doubted she was a Feeblass and might actually be a Titto. However those chains told the truth, Kushina was an Uzumaki and the battle was over.

"Holy Shit!" Cunt muttered as the four chains sped towards her and wrapped her in the nigh unbreakable coils. She briefly considered attempting to release the Lust Dust attack, but she didn't have time. The chains lifted her up and smashed her on the ground hard enough she was stunned and the breath was knocked out of her.

"She's beaten, Drago-san." Kushina announced as had the chains constrict enough that the Boobisaur would pass out before she could gather her wits for another attack. "Do you concede?"

"You are worthless, Cunt!" Drago growled out as he reached into his jacket to pull out a plasma pistol. Pointing the menacing and illegal weapon at Cunt he went to pull the trigger. It was clear the deranged man meant to rob the victor of the spoils.

"(OODAMA RASENGAN!)" Naruto called out as he literally appeared before Drago and brought the beachball sized chakra construct down on the man. The blue sphere ground the man's torso into a fine paste in less than a second as he wasn't a shinobi who could reinforce his body with chakra. The ball tore a divot into the ground of the square before Naruto dissipated the attack. "NOBODY ATTACKS MY PRECIOUS PEOPLE!"

Author Note: Cheesecake for anyone who guesses the Boobisaur's identity in their review.