As they ran away from Filch, the three Gryffindors found themselves trapped in a dead end, the doors ahead of them locked. "Wet me twy!" Hermione said. "I know a speww to unwock it!" She pointed her wand at the lock. "Awo- awohamow- awohawmwa- amwohamawa- f***!" Hermione cursed. — AU where everything's the same except Hogwarts starts at age 6 and I let the kids swear.

Growing up in Little Whinging, isn't quite that possible. BEING Harry James Potter twin doesn't make it anything but. Now in fourth year, she lets her dress robes change in color. Growing up with Arabella Figg sure does have its knack.

After Harry and Hermione save Cedric's life, he and Harry find themselves falling in love with each other. However, Cedric is soon forced to come to terms with his feelings for Oliver. Meanwhile, Hermione realises she's fallen for Viktor; yet is unaware that Ron loves her as well. Together, they must face Voldemort and find a way to stop him from destroying their world.

Sequel to the Nymph of House Black (read first!). Nymphadora Tonks wakes up on her tenth birthday to find her world has fallen apart. How will young Tonks manage to rebuild the world she knew and cope with the new reality? And, will she ever sort out the strange feelings that don't seem quite hers? Spans 1981-1996, including Harry's first five years at Hogwarts.

They say that you cannot choose your family, that you cannot help who you're related to. If you cannot depend on them, then you can depend on the family that chooses you. A mild alternate universe setting where a hurt Harry Potter is helped by the Gryffindor Quidditch Team.

Beaten in the park during the Summer before Fourth Year, Harry's entire persona changes. Tired of no one fighting for him, of his own laziness and lackness, realizing how he could have been killed without ever doing for himself what he deserved he decides to change. He decides to fight for himself, to march on a path of self-improvement, and actually choose himself over the world.

Hermione Granger está empleada en el ministerio de magia en la sección de control y regulación de criaturas mágicas, Draco Malfoy es ahora el Señor de Malfoy Manor. Se encontrarán de nuevo y Hermione descubrirá que muchas cosas pueden cambiar en cinco años.

The year is 1971, and Ministry official Wilma Harrington is called into work to discuss Albus Dumbledore's latest plan: inviting a WEREWOLF to attend Hogwarts. In the days that follow, Wilma finds herself locked in an intense battle of wits with Dumbledore himself as her beliefs and values are put into question. She never signed up for this. She was supposed to be at the beach.

Harry is forgotten by his parents for the boy who lived Harry's twinThomas dumbledore tries to take the magic from harry and give it to Thomas and send harry to dursleys but harry hears this and runs to his grandparents who is the Head of royal family of potter who ruled britain once upon a time Lord Charlus potter who raises Harry.

1942- In the middle of the war against Grindelwald, Hogwarts was a refuge. Minerva McGonagall entered her 6th year ready to make more memories with her friends, expand her prowess in Transfiguration, and even fall in love, hoping it all would distract her from thoughts of her family fighting on the front lines. A shocking attack on Halloween night, though, changed all that...

AU. Harry never attended Hogwarts. The war is over and he tries to find his place in a world that he no longer feels connected to. Told from the perspective of Ginny.

When all eligible wizards and witches are forced to marry in order to increase the population after the war, neither of them thought they'd ever have a chance at happiness again. Especially not with each other but they soon discover that not everything is about themselves.

When the Malfoys are attacked leaving Draco alone and in danger, he will be sent away for his safety, until he can return to Hogwarts to repeat their 7th year. Who is the witch charged with keeping him safe? Why didn't he put up more of a fight when she came for him? When he gets where they're going, he'll wish he had. Why this is happening to him, and why does she smell so good?

When kisses in the night rain turn to flu-ridden snuggles in the afternoon light. Or when Marcus kisses Hermione senseless in the cold rain and comes to care for her the next day when she's contracted Kelpie, the magical flu that is sweeping across the Wizarding World.

Crack one-shots fic. What if Ron got tired of always being second pick and decided to become a Dark Lord. This is how he'd go about conquering the world, one step at a time.

Choices, Verse, Part 1: Harry agreed to a contract. He agreed to a wedding. That doesn't mean he plans to be *married*.

Tonks has left Hogwarts ready to take on the world and, more importantly, the Auror Academy. Between growing up, softening an old Auror's heart and, quite frankly, kicking everyone's butt, Tonks starts to find her place in the world. Sequel to Like a Falling Star.

Sequel to Surveillance (and if you haven't read that, you probably won't understand this). Harry's life is still changing, but this time for the better. Right?

A collection made up of rewrites of my old HarrySeverus stories. Hopefully much improved :P

Astrid Moody has taken up the role as the new History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts, tasked by the Order of the Phoenix to spy on a certain school governor and death eater, Lucius Malfoy. Will his charming demeanor get in the way of her mission? Lucius Malfoy x OC, rated mature for later chapters.

Con Artist, Draco Malfoy, is recruited by the Ministry of Magic to solve a series of mysterious crimes. Former quarrels must be set aside in order for Malfoy and his new team to work together effectively. Unfortunately for Malfoy, some relationships are more difficult to repair than others. And it doesn't help that he is keeping his own secrets to boot.

In order to bring down Voldemort, leader of a crime syndicate, Agents Harry Potter and Severus Snape must put aside their differences and go undercover to catch a hacker mastermind. Harry, a hacker and rookie on the Magical Crime Bureau, has to team up with jaded Agent Snape, a man with more experience and an almost nonexistent patience for dunderheads. Law Enforcement AU!

A collection of drabbles for various challenges and competitions. Will include Slash/Het/Femmeslash. Rated just in case for certain fics.

Cornelius Fudge finds out that he should have kept his nose out of Madam Bones' business. Dan Granger makes sure of that.

They're all liars, the lot of them. With their honey sweet lips and murderous tendencies. Sob stories for all of them, lies tangled with truth. No tears they weep for the wicked and the loved. And Death loves all of them. (if only they didn't take so much from him, Death muses sadly)