Just an ordinary day in which the Lieutenant and Captain of 10th division complain about Valentine's day, paperwork and the possible end of the universe. One-shot. No pairings.

Karakura was destroyed, leaving behind a depressed Ichigo Kurosaki. But Urahara's got just the thing: dimensional shift! Thrust into a brand-new reality, the orange-haired protector must survive against a man in a high-tech suit of armor, a hulking green rage monster, a Norse god, two master assassins, a super soldier, and a paranoid guy with one eye. And those are his allies!