JWW: Royal Rumble! (2022!)
Ch 1: 1-10!
(Takes place Jan 22, 2022)
The Commentary Team:
Abnes (Neptunia) Heel
Glynda (RWBY) Face
Note: Celestia Arena started back in 1990! JWW started in 1985!
It's time for the royal rumble match! Entrant number 1…..Eudial, the leader of the Witches 5 faction!….Fire erupts at the entrance ramp. Eudial makes her way down, she climbs up to ring apron and gets into the ring. She does Fame's signature ring pose and and fire erupts at each corner of the ring. Eudial took Fame's mask and her soul and now she is the new Big Red Machine! Fame hasn't been since Celestia Arena a year ago! The other Witches 5 members got the same mask and outfit as Eudial. The crowd boo loudly.
"The entrant who drew number 2." Blue pyro erupts at the entrance ramp and it is Cyprine! She jumps into the ring and looks at her leader. The two decide to wait till number 3 shows up. The crowd boo loudly. Eventually the time runs out and Mimete comes out at number 3!
Glynda: Are you kidding me!?
Abnes: This is amazing! Three witches 5 members are in the ring! They have the advantage in this rumble!
Glynda: I bet the Authority has something to do with this!
Mimete gets into the ring and fist bumps Cyprine and she and her team wait for number 4. They get booed too.
Abnes: And ever since they took out Fame at Summer Slam last year, they've been gifted with more powers and stronger bodies. I mean Cyprine was small, but now she's a bit taller, and has more muscle mass to her now, same goes for the rest of the witches 5. They are the new big monsters now!
Glynda: I can't believe this! Number 4 is going to be outnumbered!
Number 4 makes her way down after the buzzer goes off. The fans cheer! It's Akari Hanao! Akari is reluctant to get into the match as Eudial, Cyprine and Mimete stand in the middle of ring. Mimete taunts the ninja girl.
"Come in! We won't bite!" Mimete says as Cyprine laughs. Eudial pulls her glove back and just looks at Akari. Akari walks around the ring and keeps her eyes on the three witches. Akari gets a steel chair and the crowd cheer. Mimete tries to go out through the middle rope, but Akari scares her with the chair, hitting the apron. Mimete goes back to the center of the ring, almost falling on her butt too.
Number 5 comes out….Asuna Kagurazaka! Dummy Red! Asuna is no stranger to wrestling. She was on the indie scene and even wrestled at some charity event. Asuna walks the ramp and removes her white trench coat.
Glynda: The rumors are true! Asuna is here!
Abnes: She's still no match for the Witches 5!
Asuna gets a kendo stick from under the ring! She stands by Akari's side!
Glynda: Now here's a dream team! Akari and Asuna!
The crowd cheer. The two wait it out more. Cyprine tries to get out through the middle rope but Asuna smacks her leg! Cyprine holds it and goes down! Eudial helps her back up though. Asuna raises her kendo stick high at the crowd and they cheer! Soon number 6 enters!
Lucy! The fans cheer as Lucy marches down the ring! She immediately gets on the apron, soon enough? Asuna and Akari join Lucy.
Glynda: Now we're even!
Akari, Asuna and Lucy get into the ring and here we go! They attack Eudial, Cyprine and Mimete! Asuna kicks Mimete through the middle rope. Eudial uppercuts Asuna and starts punching her. Lucy headbutts Cyprine down. Mimete slides back in and slams the steel chair that Akari had into Lucy. Akari and Asuna dropped their weapons once Lucy arrived.
Mimete hits Akari in the back. Akari goes through the middle rope and is still in this match. Asuna gets hit in the head! Asuna is down and out!
"RAAAWR!" Lucy roars and big boots Mimete down, only to meet a flying clothesline from Eudial from the top corner! Lucy is taken down. Cyprine starts stomping away at the bigger woman. Eudial joins in and stomps at her too.
Number 7 is entering in now! It's Tellu! That's 4 of the Witches 5! Who will stop them now!? Tellu slides in and flying elbow drops Lucy, leaping from the ropes. Akari gets back in, only to get stomped on by Mimete, Cyprine and Tellu!
"BOOOOOOO!" The crowd heavily boo! Eudial stalks Lucy who is getting back up. Eudial grabs Lucy by the throat. Chokeslam! Akari is given to Eudial. Akari meets the same fate as Lucy. Mimete still has the steel chair in hand. Number 8 arrives! Ayame Kajou!
Eudial orders Mimete to go after her! Mimete slides under the ring and rams the steel chair into Ayame's mid section! Then slams the chair into her back multiple times! It looks Ayame won't be competing in this match.
Glynda: My God! Who can stop them!?
Lucy is eliminated by Eudial! Cyprine and Tellu held her up by the ropes and Eudial gave her a running clothesline! Mimete grabs a hurt Ayame and gets her into the ring. Eudial grabs her and chokeslams her over the rope. Cyprine and Tellu laugh as Akari is given to Eudial by Mimete!
Eudial chokeslams the Ninja Girl! She chokeslams her again! The crowd boo heavily as Eudial does Fame's taunt! Asuna is thrown back in and Eudial scoops the Dummy Force Leader and gives her a tombstone piledriver! Akari is then tosses out by Eudial and Eudial now has three eliminations, Lucy, Akari and Ayame.
Abnes: This is awesome!
Glynda: No it is not!
Mimete then throws Asuna into the ring post shoulder first. Asuna falls out of the ring through the middle rope and is still in the match. Number 9 enters in!
Number 9 is Rena! Rena is back! Rena gets a big pop as she gets into the ring! She gives her finisher immediately to Tellu and then superkicks Mimete! Rena then suplexes Cyprine. Eudial big boots Rena! Rena is down. The audience boo loudly. Eudial grabs Rena and puts her into the corner. Uppercut! Cyprine gives Rena a running flying knee and then a sidewalk slam. Cyprine then gets on her and punches her over and over again. Mimete and Tellu target Asuna on the outside and throw her into steel steps!
Number 10 arrives. It's Madoka! The magical girl slides in and goes at Cyprine and attacks her. Mimete is thrown into the barricade by Asuna. Asuna then gets a kick to the face and is down again. Tellu gets into the ring and Madoka gives her a spinning heel kick. Madoka then sweeps Eudial off her feet and does a standing moonsault!
Cyprine pushes Rena through the bottom rope and goes to Madoka and grabs her for a back suplex. Madoka lands on her feet and dropkicks Cyprine down!
Eudial gets a superkick to the face and back down again! Madoka poses to the crowd and then leaps from the ropes to crash onto Eudial. Eudial sits up and Madoka crashes into the mat instead! Madoka clutches her stomach and turns around to meet a big boot to the face by the new Big Red Machine!
Number 11 starts coming down! Who is it? Mimete, Tellu, Rena, Asuna, Cyprine and Madoka are all down! Eudial stares at the entrance ramp.
RR 40 Entries (X=Eliminated)
1-Eudial (Sailor Moon Crystal)
2-Cyprine (Sailor Moon Crystal)
3-Mimete (Sailor Moon Crystal)
4-Akari (Moe Ninja Girls) X
5-Asuna (Negima) JWW DEBUT
6-Lucy (Elfen Lied) X
7-Tellu (Sailor Moon Crystal)
8-Ayame (Shimoneta) X
9-Rena (Higurashi)
10-Madoka (Magic Madoka)
11-? (?)