JWW: Royal Rumble! (2022!)
Ch 4: 26-34!
(Takes place Jan 22, 2022)
The Commentary Team:
Abnes (Neptunia) Heel
Glynda (RWBY) Face
Eudial quickly throws Asuna into the last corner and hits rights and lefts at her. Eudial looks at the four girls in the four corners. Eudial runs at Kurumi! Clothesline! She runs at Cinder! Clothesline again! Sheele gets clothesline next.
Asuna is last to get clotheslined. Eudial grabs Asuna and chokeslams her in the middle of the ring. Cyprine chokeslams C-SHA once she got back into the ring, after Asuna got chokeslamed.
Number 26 is entering in! Who is it? Cyprine joins Eudial and the two wait on number 26. That entry is Akiza! Former Scarlet Family member and now A Bludgeon Sister with Koko!
Akiza gets into the ring, after setting her mallet down. She stares at Eudial and Cyprine. Sheele stumbles to Akiza. Akiza grabs her and lifts her up and throws her down! Akiza then throws Sheele out. Sheele is eliminated. Akiza stares at Eudial and Cyprine. Akiza then gives Asuna her spinning discuss clothesline! Asuna rolls out of the ring.
"YEAH YEAH YEAH!" Akiza poses and yells. She still has her eyes on the two. Eudial grabs Cinder and gives her a powerslam. Cyprine grabs Kurumi and gives her a chokeslam.
Cyprine gets into Akiza's face. "You ain't so tough." Akiza shakes her head at Cyprine. Akiza shoves Cyprine down! C-SHA is back up and gets a running big boot from Akiza! C-SHA goes back to the outside to rest like Asuna. Number 27 is Koko! Akiza's partner! She removes her mask and enters the ring. She joins Akiza's side as they face off against Eudial and Cyprine! The crowd get behind this! They chant YES over and over! Akiza punches Eudial and Koko kicks Cyprine. The four exchange blows in the middle of the ring! Koko slams Cyprine down as Akiza is driven into a corner by Eudial.
Cinder grabs C-SHA and slams a chair into her back! C-SHA is then put back into the ring and Cinder dumps her over! Gold Third Leader is eliminated!
Cinder looks at Akiza, Cyprine, Koko and Eudial fighting. She turns her attention to Kurumi. Kurumi jabs at Cinder and kicks her mid section. Kurumi gives Cinder a twirl suplex. Cyprine almost gets eliminated! She hangs on as Eudial made the save. Eudial grabs both Akiza and Koko! Double chokeslam!
Number 28 enters! It's Leone of the Authority! Leone rushes down the ramp and spears Asuna on the outside! Leone gets in and takes down Cyprine with a punch. Then she spears Kurumi! She spears Cinder! Eudial trades blows with Leone. Leone then belly to belly suplexes her!
Koko kicks Leone and lifts her up. Leone gets free and belly to bellies Koko. Koko rolls out of the ring as Leone leans over them. Bad idea!
Cyprine comes from behind and flips Leone over and she hangs on! Akiza gives Cyprine a black hole slam! Cinder starts attacking Akiza, and Kurumi gets out Mr shovel from under the ring! Kurumi gets into the ring and hits Eudial in the stomach! Then she hits Cyprine in the back! She hits Cinder in the back too! Leone gets hit in the stomach as well.
Akiza runs at Kurumi and gives her the running big boot! Akiza poses as the crowd mildly cheer her.
Number 29 enters. It's Arashi Spring! The newest Scarlet Family member! She runs to the ring and slides in! She stares at Akiza. Leone gets up and gets a superkick to the face from Arashi! Then a discuss spinning clothesline over the top rope from Akiza! Leone has been eliminated!
"YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAHHH!" Akiza screams. Eudial fights Arashi and lifts her up! Akiza running big boots Eudial! Arashi crashes down and then gets a flying knee from Cyprine! Akiza grabs Cyprine from behind and back suplexes her!
Cinder fights Akiza as number 30 enters. It's Ester of the Three Musketeers! Ester knees Asuna AKA Dummy Red on the outside and she has yet to get back in….
Ester gets into the match and starts attacking Cinder. Akiza is down by the corner. Ester kicks Cinder in the face. Cinder falls down. Ester grabs her and gets hit by Eudial. Eudial uppercuts Ester and she's down. Arashi drop kicks Eudial and she stumbles back. Arashi whips Eudial into a corner and running drop kicks her! Eudial stumbles forward as Akiza running big boots her! Eudial is down!
Cyprine then shoves Akiza into Arashi. Arashi goes through the middle rope! She still in this match. Cyprine hits rights and lefts at Akiza. Ester flying elbow drops Eudial and does a jumping elbow drop, hitting Eudial's black heart!
Number 31 enters in! Emerald! Cinder has backup! Emerald enters the rumble and quickly eliminated Ester with a shoulder tackle! Emerald then jumping neckbreakers Akiza! Emerald goes to Cinder and helps her up.
"I'll help you win this rumble, and you and I fight at Celestia Arena for a shot at my Universal Title understand?" Cinder tells Emerald.
"Yes, Cinder." Emerald bows to her. Eudial sits up like Fame does. Cinder tells Emerald to attack her. Emerald goes to Eudial and kicks at her. The Witches 5 leader quickly grabs Emerald and chokeslams her! With one arm!
Cinder starts attacking Eudial but Cyprine stops her. Cyprine unloads on the fall maiden getting her to the ropes! Eudial clotheslines Cinder and she is eliminated! That's 14! Eudial now holds the record for most eliminations in a single royal rumble match!
Abnes: Whoooo! Eudial now has the most eliminations in a single rumble match! No one can stop the Witches 5!
Emerald gets up slowly. Cyprine scoops her up and gives her a tombstone piledriver! Emerald is out! Cyprine laughs and then is attacked by Kurumi! Kurumi knocks her down and then she attacks Eudial! Eudial scoops Kurumi up and powerslams her into the mat!
Number 32 enters the match!
It's Kaede Nagase, Dummy Blue! She slides in the ring and big boots Cyprine down! She clotheslines Emerald over the top rope! Eudial attacks the tall woman. Eudial uppercuts Kaede and then suplexes her.
Arashi jumps back into the ring and high knees the taller woman into the corner! Eudial clotheslines Arashi from behind. Kaede stumbles forward and gets a chokeslam from Eudial with authority!
Eudial chokeslams Arashi with one arm! Then she grabs a returning Asuna! Eudial grabs Kurumi and chokeslams her too! Eudial does a hairflip and ducks a running boot from Akiza and grabs her by the throat. Koko slides back in and shoulder tackles Eudial. She stumbles and then Koko grabs her from behind and gives her the Full Nelson slam!
Kaede is back up and double clotheslines both Bludgeon Sisters! Cyprine is on the top turnbuckle! She flies to Dummy Blue! Kaede catches Cyprine and tosses her across the ring! Dummy Red goes after Akiza as Koko attacks Dummy Blue. Eudial, Cyprine, Arashi and Kurumi are currently down. Nothing really goes on as Dummy Red and Akiza take each other down. Koko and Kaede are in the corners.
Number 33 arrives, it's Chisame of the new Scarlet Family! She enters the ring and looks at Arashi. Chisame helps her back up and Cyprine starts to move. Chisame grabs her and rams her into Arashi's superkick! Cyprine goes down again. Kurumi has Mr Shovel again and swings at Arashi. Arashi grabs the shovel and kicks Kurumi. Chisame gets Kurumi in a bear hug submission move. She then heaves her over and she crashes near the ropes!
Just then! Arashi and Chisame get face to face with Akiza and Koko! Eudial and Cyprine, Dummy Blue and Dummy Red are all starting to move and get back to their feet. All 8 woman fight each other. Dummy Blue eliminates Koko! Eudial eliminates Chisame! 15! 15 eliminations!
Arashi takes out Asuna and Cyprine! Eudial grabs Arashi to chokeslam her, but Arashi gets free. She shoves Eudial into the ring post shoulder first!
Dummy Blue grabs Arashi and gets her into a powerbomb position! She gives her the Dummy Bomb finisher! Akiza grabs Kaede and suplexes her.
Kurumi slides back in and goes after Cyprine. Cyprine kicks Kurumi and scoops her up and goes to the ropes to eliminate her. Kurumi holds on and kicks Cyprine. Kurumi then stands on the ring apron and elbow strikes Cyprine in the face. Cyprine staggers back but then quickly dropkicks her feet! Kurumi falls face first into the ring apron and is eliminated!
Eudial is getting back into the ring when Dummy Blue knees her in the head, knocking her back down. Cyprine is behind Dummy Blue. Cyprine turns her around and kicks her stomach and then whips her to the other side. Kaede runs back at Cyprine and running DDTs her!
Akiza gives Kaede her finisher! Arashi then gives Akiza the Zig Zag! Her finisher! Asuna kicks Arashi as number 34 enters. Asuna gives Arashi the dummy bomb!
BEEP! The buzzer goes off! Number 34 is….Ptilol! Cyprine's twin!
Ptilol gets into the ring and attacks Asuna! She kicks Asuna's hurt ankle and she goes down to one knee. Ptilol sees Kaede getting back up. Cyprine sits up and stands next to her twin. The two both grab Dummy Blue by the throat! Twin chokeslam!
The twins then lock on a limping Asuna. They grab her throat as well and twin chokeslam her too! Cyprine grabs Kaede as Asuna gets grabbed by Ptilol. Both run to the ropes to throw the two out on opposite sides! But somehow! Someway, they counter and eliminate the twins instead, to a massive cheer!
Abnes: WHAT!? HOW THE HELL DID THEY DO THAT!?
The fans chant yes over and over again!
Glynda: Eudial is the only Witches 5 member left!
Eudial is back to her feet and back into the ring. She looks at Dummy Red and Dummy Blue! Then at Akiza and Arashi. Uh oh! They all rush at Eudial and start attacking! Number 35 is coming in! Who is it!?
RR 40 Entries (X=Eliminated)
1-Eudial (Sailor Moon Crystal)
2-Cyprine (Sailor Moon Crystal) X
3-Mimete (Sailor Moon Crystal) X
4-Akari (Moe Ninja Girls) X
5-Asuna (Negima) JWW DEBUT
6-Lucy (Elfen Lied) X
7-Tellu (Sailor Moon Crystal) X
8-Ayame (Shimoneta) X
9-Rena (Higurashi) X
10-Madoka (Magic Madoka) X
11-Esdeath (Akame Ga Kill) X
12-Shion (Higurashi) X
13-Mion (Higurashi) X
14-Brute (PPGZ) X
15-Yang (RWBY) X
16-Fei Ku (Negima) JWW DEBUT X
17-Viluy (Sailor Moon Crystal) X
18-Neo (RWBY) X
19-Ruby Rose (RWBY) X
20-Buttercup (PPGZ) X
21-Mine (Akame Ga Kill) X
22-C-SHA/Courtney (Neptunia) X
23-Kurumi (School-Live) X
24-Sheele (Akame Ga Kill) X
25-Cinder (RWBY) X
26-Akiza (Yugioh!)
27-Koko (Zatch Bell) X
28-Leone (Akame Ga Kill) X
29-Arashi (Scarlet Nexus)
30-Ester (Neptunia) X
31-Emerald (RWBY) X
32-Kaede (Negima) JWW DEBUT
33-Chisame (Negima) X
34-Ptilol (Sailor Moon Crystal) X
35-? (?)