JWW: Royal Rumble! (2022!)
Ch 5: 35-43!
(Takes place Jan 22, 2022)
The Commentary Team:
Abnes (Neptunia) Heel
Glynda (RWBY) Face
Eudial is back to her feet and back into the ring. She looks at Dummy Red and Dummy Blue! Then at Akiza and Arashi. Uh oh! They all rush at Eudial and start attacking! Number 35 is coming in! Who is it!?
Number 35 is Kurome! Kurome gets into the rumble and just watches Eudial get beat down. Kurome hits Asuna and gives her a hard hitting punch. It knocks her down. Eudial eliminates Akiza! 16! Eliminations! She uppercuts Kaede and then big boots her to knock her down. Arashi goes at Kurome and kicks and punches her. Eudial still has a long way to go if she wants to win this rumble. Eudial takes down Arashi and Kurome with a punch and a kick.
Eudial grabs Asuna and scoops her up for the tombstone piledriver! Asuna gets free and kicks Eudial in the gut and then gets her head between her legs. Asuna then wraps her arms around Eudial's waist. Eudial is then raised up for the Dummy Bomb! But Asuna's hurt ankle gives out and she falls! Eudial grabs Asuna by the throat and raises her high in the air.
Kurome comes back in with a kendo stick! She slams it into Eudial's back! Asuna lays by the bottom ropes Kurome hits Eudial again and again with her weapon. Arashi turns Kurome and jumping knees her in the face. Kurome goes down to one knee, and unfortunately this has cause her nose to fracture! Blood starts coming out of her nose as she holds it. Arashi botched the move…
Kaede is back up and does Kurome a favor by lifting her from behind and dumping her out. Arashi enzigiri kicks Dummy Blue. Kaede stumbles to the ropes. Arashi jumps onto Kaede and gives the taller woman a sleeper hold!
Dummy Blue gets Arashi off and slams her down. Dummy Blue turns to get Arashi. Akiza comes back in and Kaede quickly ducks a running big boot! Akiza's leg is over the top rope. Kaede grabs Akiza and flips her over. Akiza falls and is eliminated. Eudial uppercuts Arashi and she staggers to a corner. Number 36 enters the rumble!
It's Mez, of Dark Justice. The dark skinned woman gets in and takes down Eudial. She then powerslams Arashi! Mez kicks Dummy Blue and gives her a powerbomb! Asuna goes to Mez who gives her a powerful clothesline! Mez grabs Asuna and then gives her a powerbomb as well!
Mez yells and the crowd boo her. Mez stomps at Kaede in the corner and then stomps at Eudial in another corner. Mez clothesline her a bunch and then gives her a snap powerslam! Mez does the same to Kaede. Asuna hits Mez with a flying knee from the turnbuckle! Asuna then DDTs her, her ankle is taped up now by officials earlier. Asuna grabs Arashi and goes for another dummy bomb, Arashi leaps off from Asuna's shoulders and rams her arm into that hurt ankle! Asuna groans and goes down.
Mez starts stomping away at it! Pretty soon, number 37 enters the rumble! It's Tengge of the Ninja Seekers. The tank skinned woman gets into the ring and goes right after Mez! Tengge gets Mez and back body drops her! Mez rolls out of the ring. Tengge wags her finger at Mez. The wind ninja turns around and meets a big boot from Eudial!
Arashi jumps onto Eudial and gets her in a sleeper hold! Asuna slowly gets up and kicks at Eudial. Eudial gets down to one knee.
Asuna then makes the mistake of touching the mask. The mask glows a bit and Asuna is burned! She quickly pulls her right hand and shakes it off. Eudial grabs Asuna and chokeslams her! While Arashi is still applying pressure on her neck!
Kaede runs and big boots Arashi off of Eudial! Kaede then grabs Eudial by the throat and chokeslams her! But she goes down to her knees while doing it. A more of a choke bomb if you will. Dummy Blue checks on her leader and helps her back up. The two grab Arashi and throw her out.
Tengge walks up to the two and they form an alliance. Tengge points at a crawling Eudial. She gets to the ropes as Tengge, Dummy Blue and Dummy Red start to corner her. Number 38 gets in.
It's Dark Watch of The Authority! She marches down the ring and then gets in. She karate chops Tengge down! She then viciously shoves Kaede and then she grabs Asuna by her skull and starts squeezing! Asuna tries desperately to get out! She slowly goes limp and blood comes from her mouth. Dummy Blue kicks Dark Watch in the face! Asuna rolls out of the ring and is out.
Dummy Blue hits Dark Watch with punches and tries to lift her! Dark Watch elbows her and then grabs her throat with both hands! Dark Watch raises Kaede up and then slams her down! Eudial gets a chop to the head!
""ROAAAAAR!" Dark Watch raises her arms up in the air and roars. The audience boo her! Eudial sits up and gets another chop!
Dark Watch yells again and kicks Kaede. Number 39 enters and it is Jolyne! She also debuted around Summer Slam of 2021! She also joined team Megu-nee at Survivor Series in 2021 November and was first pick by the team Captain, against team Authority, led by a Mikoto, Najenda's daughter.
She rushes down and hits Dark Watch over and over again. The audience get behind her and she then flying shoulder tackles the 6ft 5 inches tall Indian woman! Dark Watch is still standing as she staggers back. Jolyne then scoops Dark Watch up and slams her down with a powerslam! My God! What strength! Jolyne gets a massive pop for that!
Mez gets back into the ring and Jolyne and her stare down. The two get into an elbow tie up as they are the only ones standing. Jolyne shoves Mez away and Mez chuckles. Mez and Jolyne get into another test of strength! Jolyne punches Mez twice in the gut. Mez quickly lifts Jolyne and slams her back into a corner and then drives her shoulder into her 4 times. Mez then flexes her muscles at the crowd and they boo her of course.
Number 40 enters… glass shatters! It's the legendary Britney! She's back! The only one who has won a Royal Rumble three times! She gets a huge HUGE pop! Unfortunately her career was cut short due to a neck injury. Mez clotheslines Jolyne down and then clotheslines Tengge. She then stares in disbelief at Britney!
Britney gets into the ring wearing Jean shorts and a white top with black vest and a ninja mask. She immediately flips Mez off and a stunner! Mez goes flying and hits the mat! Britney sees Dummy Blue and gives her a stunner too!
Dark Watch is up. She goes for a chop on Britney! The Ninja counters and unloads rights and lefts at her. Jolyne spears Dark Watch! Dark Watch gets up though! Britney stunners her! Dark Watch still stands, groggy however! Another stunner and with middle fingers this time! Dark Watch leans by the ropes and groggily goes to Britney for a third stunner! Jolyne follows that up with a clothesline! Dark Watch is gone!
41 gets in! Seryu Ubiquitous! She slides in and stares at Britney. "Just like Sailor Moon? You're a old washed up has been!" Seryu yells at Britney and then on the ultimate act of disrespect, flips her off!
Seryu then flips off the audience! This is met with heavy booing! "You all suck!" Seryu yells at them! She turns back to Britney…..STUNNER!
The crowd pop massively! Britney calls for some beer and she gets two cans from the crowd! She gives one to Jolyne, who happily accepts them. Britney's music plays and she gets on the top turnbuckle as does Jolyne. They slam the two beers together making a splash and pour it down their mouths.
Glynda: What a celebration!
Abnes: Uhhhh? We're in the middle of a match!?
Britney and Jolyne meet in the middle of the ring! They slam their cans together and drink more. Britney then nods at Jolyne and then kicks her in the gut and gives her the stunner! Jolyne's mouth that had beer in it goes flying out in a spray as she goes down!
Number 42 comes in and it is Najenda! Who also happens to use the stunner! Mez gets up and Najenda gives her the stunner! Mez goes out of the ring to recover. Britney jumps onto Najenda and Lou Threz Presses her! Britney gets off and taunts the former Night Raid boss. Najenda gets up and gets a stunner by the one who it truly belongs too~
Eudial takes down Britney with the flying clothesline! "You don't belong here! Not anymore!" Eudial taunts her. Dummy Blue runs to Eudial. Eudial grabs her throat and flips her over the ropes! Dummy Blue AKA Kaede is gone! That's 17 eliminations for Eudial!
Seryu is back up and she hits Eudial and hits her over and over. Asuna has recovered and knees Seryu in the back! Eudial is shoved into the corner! Asuna suplexes Seryu and then high knees Eudial and running bulldogs her. Mez comes back in and back suplexes Asuna with one arm!
Jolyne clotheslines Mez down! Eudial grabs Joylne and chokeslams her! Jolyne grabs Mez and scoops her up. Mez counters and gives Jolyne Cujoh a neckbreaker.
Number 43 enters….it's Suzuka! Mez and Seryu have a friend! But….a figure in white slams a chair into the back of her head! The figure removes the white cloak and it is…..Sailor Moon! Usagi! Queen Serenity! The crowd pop for her! She too was member of Team Megu-nee at survivor series (Story on that next) and was team captain! She gets into the ring and Mez runs at her! Sailor Moon pulls the ropes down and Mez goes over and is eliminated! Seryu is mad and the fans chant yes and yes over and over. Seryu yells no and then tells the crowd to shut up!
"How dare you! How dare you show your face again! Your justice is Blasphemy!" Seryu slaps Sailor Moon in the face! "Get out! You will not ruin my victory!"
"Sailor V Punch!" Sailor Moon calls and rights Seryu down! Seryu goes to a corner and the True Guardian Of Justice unloads punches and kicks! Who will come out next!? Friend? Or Foe?
RR 40 Entries (X=Eliminated)
1-Eudial (Sailor Moon Crystal)
2-Cyprine (Sailor Moon Crystal) X
3-Mimete (Sailor Moon Crystal) X
4-Akari (Moe Ninja Girls) X
5-Asuna (Negima) JWW DEBUT
6-Lucy (Elfen Lied) X
7-Tellu (Sailor Moon Crystal) X
8-Ayame (Shimoneta) X
9-Rena (Higurashi) X
10-Madoka (Magic Madoka) X
11-Esdeath (Akame Ga Kill) X
12-Shion (Higurashi) X
13-Mion (Higurashi) X
14-Brute (PPGZ) X
15-Yang (RWBY) X
16-Fei Ku (Negima) JWW DEBUT X
17-Viluy (Sailor Moon Crystal) X
18-Neo (RWBY) X
19-Ruby Rose (RWBY) X
20-Buttercup (PPGZ) X
21-Mine (Akame Ga Kill) X
22-C-SHA/Courtney (Neptunia) X
23-Kurumi (School-Live) X
24-Sheele (Akame Ga Kill) X
25-Cinder (RWBY) X
26-Akiza (Yugioh!) X
27-Koko (Zatch Bell) X
28-Leone (Akame Ga Kill) X
29-Arashi (Scarlet Nexus) X
30-Ester (Neptunia) X
31-Emerald (RWBY) X
32-Kaede (Negima) JWW DEBUT X
33-Chisame (Negima) X
34-Ptilol (Sailor Moon Crystal) X
35-Kurome (Akame Ga Kill) X
36-Mez (Akame Ga Kill)
37-Tengge (Moe Ninja Girls)
38-Dark Watch (MY OC) X
39-Jolyne (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean)
40-Britney The Ninja (My OC)
41-Seryu (Akame Ga Kill)
42-Najenda (Akame Ga Kill)
43-Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon Crystal) *Replaced Suzuka of Akame Ga Kill*
44-? (?)