"I have a proposal for the ship," Grunt boomed. "I think we should bring a varren on board. They have their uses in battle, and it could make an excellent addition to the team." "Absolutely not," Shepard immediately replied. "This is a warship, Grunt, not a flying zoo" ...And in the meantime, Jack and Miranda are finding new and inventive ways to piss each other off. Comedy (ish)
Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - J. Garson, Miranda L., Jack, U. Grunt - Complete