Sixteen-year-old Matthias Shepard only wants two things: to be a great artist and stay sane. Not to be a biotic superweapon. Fate-and Miranda Lawson-have other plans.

Collection of drabble-esque stories, both games. Based on prompts, ideas and one-liners. Various pairings and characters. Some humorous, some not-so-humorous.

My take on Archangel's moments and thoughts on Omega just before Shepard finds him. Contains spoilers and mush. Oneshot.

Lt Kaidan Alenko learns to let go of the things that haunt his past with the help of his odd new Commander. His overwhelming urge to protect everyone is derailed by a woman who can take care of herself. An expansion of the "canon" story of ME1, with my own headcanon mixed in. Followed by 2 sequel stories that span the entire game.

A short excerpt, and my outline for the story...

When Abby, Sarah, and DJ wish for something bizarre in response to a chain email, they are totally shocked when it becomes true! But Shepard needs the best on her team, and these three know EXACTLY what will happen at a given time. Welcome aboard!

Take a look behind the scenes of Team MilkyWay! See scenes that were not used in the final story. Nothing was edited since we threw them out except for bare-bones formatting. Enjoy!

Cadrina Shepard locates the mysterious Interface after a long and difficult search. When it is activated, she is confronted with her true powers and learns of a malevolent soul that wants these powers for himself…

Shepard, Thane, and Garrus set out to disable the Blue Suns transmission. Some fluff and drabble ensues. FemShep/Thane. Rating for language and gore.

In an attempt to fix the broken pieces of his life, she realizes that her own life is being mended... but not in a direction she was anticipating. Garrus/FemShepard rated M for language and lime R&R

Instead of saving the world from the reapers what if Shepard and Garrus had the priority of saving themselves. When they are now living as soldiers in the contact wars will hate and ignorance be there down fall. FemShep. Contact wars

Dakota Shepard never really celebrated Christmas, but when Thane brings her a Christmas gift, which turns out to be bigger than she expected, she finds herself thanking Santa anyways. Thane/F!Shep No Beta

Rewrite of A Spectres Tale. This story is a novelisaton of all three mass effect games and there associated DLCs.

Kasumi invites Jacob for a bit of post-Reaper War celebrating. One-Shot. Sequel to Foundation of Promise.

On board the Normandy SR-2, and it being Christmas time, Shepard shares a little of her heart with two close crew members.

Mass Effect Christmas special! Ashley decides that the Normandy is going to celebrate Christmas, Williams style - and Shepard and Kaidan are caught in the middle. One shot.

A series of vignettes about Shepard, Garrus, and the trials they must face together. Realized there was no real plot to this thing. Now it's just a big vault of vignettes. :D

And the universe was never the same. Can two souls brought over from death really help stop the Reapers? Probably not, but let's have fun finding out anyway.

Drabbles based on random things that rattle through my head. Make of them what you will.

What makes you willing to fight god for the chance to walk away? A last letter from fShepard.

It's the lemon part of my story "Stars may fade" Paragon FemShep having lots of fun with Liara. This is f/f lemon, don't read if you don't like.

One-shot about Kaidan and Ashley, trying to find enjoyment on Christmas day.

Miranda and Shepard M after Mass Effect 2. Shepard plays guitar and sings, even battle harden personel know how to have a good time with music. Also I may do more chapters but I dont know yet.

What begins as a rescue mission spirals into something far more complex when Shepard is contacted by a fugitive claiming to have the keys to destroying the Reapers. What she finds instead is a deadly conspiracy almost beyond her comprehension. OCs

By now, I assume you're familiar with the characters of the "Mock Effect" Universe. If not, please go to and read the original by Mister Buch. This story is a brief interlude with a holiday theme. Enjoy!