"I'm a Chocobo" "Nii-san, you can't be a Chocobo" "Who gives a f*ck. Let him be a f*ckin bird." "Guys, please don't fight." "I am a chocobo." "D*mn it Sephiroth, not you too." "Hey, Language!" "You're suppose to be a Chocobo!" "I want a better insurance plan." "I'll give you an insurance plan." "Really?" "Kadaj, stay away from him." "I am a Chocobo." "For crying out-"
Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Kadaj