Three fourteen year old boys receive their starters from Professor Tom Nook and travel the Hoenn region to find and accomplish their goals. But troubles come ahead for the trio- tough battles, two new villainous teams on the rise, an impending apocalypse.

David, codename Solid Snake dies 2014 by gunshot wound. A strange occurance seems to send his conciousness alongside a few other familiar ones into a different world, full of anthropomorphic talking animals. Will this peaceful world be the rest Snake is finally able to get, or will these familiar faces drag this whole world to hell.

Pit and Palutena decide to try out Tom Nook's stranded island life.

Old coats of paint are ruined. Not to be confused with the sim RPG game Animal Crossing.

After hearing about an island getaway package, Nick and Judy are thrilled to travel to a tropical paradise. But where they end up is way different than what they saw on the brochure. Join our favorite fox and bunny duo as they tackle island life, hefty fees from Tom Nook, fourth wall breaks, and wasp stings. There'll definitely be a lot of those! (Just some mindless fun I wrote.)

When Rodeo decided to build a space ship and make his great escape, he had no idea what sort of adventures awaited him on the moon. And to make matters worse, it looks like he's got some unexpected guests who are coming along for the ride. Warning: contains implied/referenced drug use and strong language.

新しいPokétCampsideの住居に着きます。ピカベルはあなたをあなたのキャンプ場の管理者として迎えます。ナチュラルフェネキンのゴールディキン、スポーティーのテイー、レイドバック、テールロー、クールなアポノン、ストロングトゥーキャノン、キュートスキットのロスキティを招待しました。次に、K.K Glider the Growlitheからの手紙を受け取りました。彼は、有名でスムースなギタープレーヤーで、彼がまもなくあなたを訪ねてくると言っています！(REMEMBER THAT IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY JAPANESE, THIS MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE CORRECT. TO FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS, GO TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE, SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION!)

You reach the residence of your new Pokét Campside. Pikabelle greets you as the manager of your campsite. You invited Goldikkin the Natural Fennekin, Tay the Sporty, but laid-back, Taillow, Aponnon the Cool, Strong Toucannon and Roskitty the Cute Skitty. Next, you got a letter from K.K Glider the Growlithe, a famous, smooth, guitar player, saying that he's coming to visit you soon!

So this came out of nowhere, but oh well. I found this to be a nice way of venting about nothing and everything all at once, but then again I'm a crazy drunk. Randy and Proton meet up months after their broken up affair both feeling badly about the situation as a whole, and end up working on putting the past behind them all while trying to entertain Sandy's four children.

tom nook is given a forgery and he must find a lawyer to defend him CAN HE DO IT?

Conker Wants To Go Home... But A lot of Crap (Once Literally) Gets in his way

A Banjo-Tooie/Animal Croossing New Horizons Mashup

For years, Yoshi has been proud of his place in the Mushroom Kingdom. But little did he know that his life would be turned upside-down by an unlikely precious force

I'm sick and therefore out of it... so more Randy X Proton crap. I just wanted to add in their first encounter from the spin off of Giving Up side. Gay male OC squirrels. i should seek help, but heavy drinking is cheaper and far more fun ;)

The cast of Grand Theft Auto V and the cast of Animal Crossing: New Leaf have somehow switched worlds. The cast of Grand Theft Auto V now has to find a way to make a living in this new, strange world while the cast of Animal Crossing: New Leaf has to find a similar way to make a living, and both casts are pulled into a series of daring robberies. Rated T for profanity and violence.

Sandy goes to visit her brother after finding out of his seemingly new found drug problem, and all the while hoping to shed light on those who are supplying the illicit heroin on the island paradise.

I played with this story in the past but decided to do a full rewrite. I wanted to touch more on the side characters and just write better for the main characters. The main story focus is Sandy getting married to Static after leaving Shadow a year earlier. I also wanted to bring in more of the side characters story like Shadow, Randy, Proton, and even Shadow and Sandy's twins.

It's is a jump ahead in Always A Pawn, cause I am insane. Proton and Randy seem to have gotten too close. In a way I'm proud of this story as I actually came of with some characters I found worth continuing to write, and give them their own story... even if in a perverted way, but that is me for ya :P

Retsuko finds solace in her work life through Isabelle, the secretary, though Isabelle may have ulterior motives...

Randy, Sandy's twin brother, always seems to be desperately trying to get his life together, and thus falling victim to those that see to use him for their own gain. Once again he quickly finds himself as someone pawn in his hunt for acceptance and purpose. A spin off story from The Business.

Static's good childhood friend shows up and makes things between him and Sandy a bit tense. Repost

This is a story about how Static comes to met Sandy in an AU. Repost.

Static comes back from a week away for work, and is excited to spend time with his wife of a few years, Sandy. Just mindless day to day interaction and sex. Kinda my thing. Repost before it dies.

Sandy left Shadow not long after their twins were born and his now with Static. Static desperately keeps trying to be the perfect dad, and husband, and find the twins first birthday as the perfect time to prove this to Sandy and the rest of her family. Just Reposting shit before it falls off the map forever.

The Digimon and Pokemon on 1 Animal Crossing island take note of the new horizons a stinky Isabelle might led to with her farts.