Welcome to a little experiment. The Simpsons with Comic Book Time filter turned off. Characters now age in real time and events have realistic consequences. Let's see what happens. The Following are excerpts from various accounts of the events in the lives of the Simpsons Family.

A retelling of sorts, showcasing how the most famous animated family came to be. Focusing more on character and drama, you'll see different sides of the iconic family as they grow up and deal with issues such disabilities and homophobia. More-or-less, a darker and more 'realistic' take on canonical events. Cover image by me.

Bart watches RoboCop and has nightmares afterwards

Cuando Homero/Homer fue echado de su empleo planifica un rapto en contra de quien fuera asesorado como amigo y confidente colega: el señor Smithers. Historia influenciada en un hecho real.

A breakdown providing insight into the passions, regrets, and accountability of Bart and Edna in "Bart The Lover"

Based off of the fanfic “Tommy and Dil’s Night Out”. In this story, Bart and Lisa not only see each other as close siblings, but they also see each other as somewhat close friends.

Bart always makes it his mission to calm Maggie down when something is not right with her.

A Sequel to Smoke to the daughter. Lisa falls asleep and has a nightmare about being forced to attend intensive ballet boot camp to pass gym class not knowing that its run by Chazz Busby.

A lot of girls come in and make love with the baddest boy of Springfield. They also call each other sorts of sweet names.

Bart & Lisa get ready for a Halloween Party at Springfield Halloween Party, but is Bart going too far with his costume?

Cuando Bart escapa al bosque llega a la casa de una nueva compañera de su escuela, destacando que su familia son nudistas. Bart se sentirá envuelto por el estilo de vida nudista, pero en su familia y con sus amigos no todo es fácil. ¿Podrá disfrutar la vida nudista?¿O hará con su nueva amiga una loca travesura para evitar los prejuicios? Clasificación M por desnudez constante.

A one-shot about a background character in "The Springfield Connection".

Based on the episode "New Kid on The Block" Bart is 14 years old now and starting his freshman year of High School. It is not long before he has trouble fitting in. Soon after, Ruth Powers and her teenage daughter Laura move in next door to the Simpsons, and Bart is immediately lovestruck and is determined to win Laura's affections. Bart/Laura Pairing! Read and Review!

Todos los años, concretamente el día posterior a la Navidad, Smithers iba a verle. Era una tradición ficticia que hace un par de años ellos compartían. [Smoe]

When Marge is kicked out of the Springfield Investorettes, she tells Patty and Selma about it. Patty and Selma decide to take action when they see how upset their little sister is. Please Rate and Review This fic takes place during the events of the Season 8 episode, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"

Burns has come to the decision he can no longer run Springfield's Nuclear Power Plant, but won't turn it over to anyone. Only six residents will compete for ownership with Burns overseeing how his game is played and who wins to show Burns they are just like him. However, when the game starts, it turns into something more than a normal game.

Homer and Lisa begin to bond in a whole new way.

Mr Burns shoots a cryptid

A sequel to "Love Comes At All Ages"

A Slightly Better Ending to the abysmal Season 8 Xmas ep 'Miracle on Evergreen Terrace'. Rated T for loads of violence and swearing at the end. [I do not own the Simpsons]

Marge and Homer get a new computer and a tech guy is setting it up from them. Due to being so focused on the TV, Homer isn't aware that Marge is getting some "special service". WARNING: Infidelity

Is there anything he wouldn't do for a lifetime supply? Don't worry it ends happily.

Warning! This is a The Simpsons Sexy short stories, it may contain strong language, sex scenes who will have besides nudity, Incest, shotacon, rape, and many other sorts of sexual fetishes that will have a chance to be here but no disgusting or weird mess up will be here. If you don't feel comfortable around this material then please, go somewhere else. Enjoy! I ALSO ACCEPT IDEAS

Find out what happened a week prior to Flanders' Affair. Rated M for Steaminess. Original publication date: 20 May 2012.

En la que Lisa decide hablar con Michael por primera vez. (Lisa Simpson x Michael D'Amico. Retelling del capítulo 18x1. RESUBIDO)