The tittle says it all. The story treats itself seriously but I hardly poured that much effort into this story. It's just a random mishmash of ideas I have.

This takes place after the Last Guardian and Hannibal. Hannibal has fled to Ireland only to meet a very intelligent young boy. Is this boy even smarter than Hannibal himself?

With his family's wealth dropping to new lows, Artemis Fowl II comes up with a plan to restore his family fortune. However, with his new creation going horribly awry, he finds himself in a dimension almost identical to his own, where fairy tale beings have been trapped in a world without magic. New secrets come to light, revealing he never was who he thought he was. Slight AU.

Holly Short did not intend to let the people who destroyed her life win. (Crossposted from AO3).

With the threat of Akatsuki looming, the villages make a bold move and send the Jinchuriki away, hiding them from the world.  Little do they know the far flung consequences of their decision.  Naruto/Holly pairing, no exceptions. Hope you all like

I live in a world where I am work for private military and am dating the polish beauty Elzbieta and am freinds with her roomate Emmanuelle Enjoy this strange first part of the story

Artemis Fowl the Second thought his greatest challenge was behind him-until Opal Koboi came back from the dead and abducted him. Inoue Orihime does not remember her past or why anyone would want to take her to a strange place. They must join forces to escape while their friends, Butler, Holly, Urahara, and Ishida band to together to search for them. T for some violence.

One shall be lost in the land without rain. Lost, not killed. So where was Bianca? And what happened to keep her away from Nico? Something drastic, that's for sure. Does it have anything to do with a pixie she-devil? Set during PJO3 and AF6. Considering a rewrite.

artemis fowl meets dc/cc, need i say more? t cause im paranoid

How will Artemis Fowl and the LEP respond when the Hogwarts castle mysteriously appears and it seems to be full of unauthorized magic? Rated T because I'm not sure exactly how it'll play out.

When Holly Short finds out about a journal that contains evidence of the People's existence, the LEP are happy to find and destroy it. The owners, however, aren't as eager to give it up...

In which MI6 attempts to understand the various oddities surrounding Artemis Fowl, Artemis' father starts a new chapter for their family, and a charity gala goes horribly wrong. alexmis.

just looking 4 some help here, i'm a new author, if you wanna help out a newbie, the rest is explained inside.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is given a chance to return to the living and continue the fight. Of course he takes it - but he would have appreciated knowing that he was going to be reborn as a literal infant to a muggle family he knew nothing about. (title, description, etc subject to change, no slash, moves kinda slow idk i'm making it up as i go)

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a spy in possession of a boring mission, must be in want of some excitement." — Jane Austin. M16 knows that there's something very valuable concealed within the walls of the British Museum, and Alex is tasked with casing the museum. It's a pity that Alex is about to discover that things can never remain simple when Artemis is involved.

Artemis is suspicious of the excessive amounts of disasters that hit New York, so he and Butler head over to check it out. Meanwhile, Rachel has delivered a disturbing prophecy. How will the camp react to being found by a simple human? unless Aremis is not all that he seems...

This is an Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter/Percy Jackson crossover where Artemis never knew his parents. All of that is about to change when he is chased by a monster sent straight from Tartarus to kill him. He then finds out who he really is and how important it is that he stay alive.

AU for AF. Young genius Artemis Fowl has been the mastermind behind numerous spells, despite not being a wizard. However, with his father missing and potential enemies from his family history, Artemis is forced to use darker methods to gain help in locating his father. However, this cascades into an unexpected disaster. With the threat of war, how will Artemis react?

Artemis Fowl, at the age of 22, was quite busy taking over the criminal underworld when she received a peculiar request from her dear old friend, Severus Snape. Helping to teach Potions was never on her agenda; but she mentors the Slytherins, plots with the twins, and finds ways to ruin Umbridge. Now they want her to join some Order? Fem!Artemis

AU. Gaia has launched her plans to destroy the gods, and this time she has help. A new prophecy has been revealed and only a team of seven can stop Gaia and her new ally. Can they learn to work together in time?

What would Artemis Fowl do if he had the last Godzilla egg? Read as the young mastermind, Artemis Fowl gains control over a being that could wipe out the eastern seaboard & save his dad as this gains the attention of the LEPrecon, H.E.A.T., and other dangerous mud men. NOTE: I instruct that you know the plots of Godzilla (1998); Godzilla: The Series; and Artemis Fowl, books 1 & 2

Cross over between Artemis Fowl and Alice and Wonderland, along with cameos of other characters from various books/movies. Small amounts of A/H mixed in. Complete. Just something I had fun with :).

A newly resurrected Artemis Fowl broods over the loss of his old life and memories, vowing to forge a new one. Meanwhile, a detective on the trail of the enigmatic "Fairy Thief" instead finds himself face to face with a different strain of criminal entirely. Closely follows the events of "The Last Guardian" and mirrors the BBC Sherlock series.

While on the hunt for a new creature apollo told her about artemis is attack and found by non other than artemis fowl. years later the gods notice that artemis is missing and send our favourite demigod team to find her sorry not good at summeries also will right a another story that says what happens during my time skip

Shinsou Hitoshi, aka Operator, has dealt with a lot of things since graduating from UA. Even with everything that's happened, he never expected to find himself face to face with one Artemis Fowl II. Even if he had managed to predict that, he certainly wouldn't have expected to be asking for his help.