A second chapter? Golly, I must be interested in this story!
Or maybe I'm about to collapse from sleep deprivation, who knows?!!?!??!
I woke up with a happy grin, sitting up from my small futon, and I don't know why, but I felt so eager to start the day.
And so, as I got up, I looked around, a wide smile on my face as I took in this new world that seemed to dwarf me.
The colors looked so bright, so strong, I glided my hand across the wall as I walked to the door, feeling the cold, nice wooden paint job.
"I am Kakarot, Kakarot is me, we are Kakarot?"
Pausing, I shook my head, shuddering a little as I giggled.
"Haha, no way am I using that! Who am I, Venom? 'Ooh~ We. Are. Kakarot!', hahaha!"
Opening the front door, and the sun blinded me, instinctively, I covered my eyes, groaning a little.
Woohoo, that's a strong light!
Shaking my head, I felt the morning wind as I looked onwards at this new planet, my hand still on the door as I took in everything.
Ripe fruit covered trees, luscious grass, diverse animals...
"Earth, huh? Earth-2? Hm...nah, I'll just call this place home."
And as I removed my hand off of the wall, and stepped down those step-up stairs, finding my bare feet in short, nice grass, I kept my gaze forward.
A smile on my face, the future could wait, because the present is here!
"And this new home...needs to be protected!"
Why am I talking to myself? I'm not!
You see...
[Despite how much I don't want to be here, I literally can't leave without forcefully coma-ing myself.]
Haha, so funny!
Not really, anyway, I'm hungry.
I thiiiink, I should fit some training in with my hunting. Maybe max out Running? Get some new Ki skills? Maybe unlock my Magic? Oh- maybe I can start with my Tail Training, perhaps try and unlock Super Saiyan? Does Super Saiyan 4 exist here-? Maybe see if I can find my- Kakarot's- old Space Pod? Maybe I could try and get some more general skills–
[ENOUGH! Pick one thing to do, and do that for the day! Okay?! Just- you know what? I'll do it for you!]
Quest Received!
[Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!]
Eat some breakfast, dammit!
Objectives:
- Go Hunting/Pick Fruits.
- Cook your meat! (Not necessary if you eat Fruit)
Rewards:
- 10 XP!
Auto-Accepted!
10? 10 XP?
What?! That is barely anything for what I'm doing! Like-
[And what are you doing? Nothing. I've given you something to do. Do it!]
I smirked.
"Oh yeah? And what happens if I don't do it, huh?"
[...]
That's right, you're not in control of me-!
Quest Updated!
Failure: Beerus wakes up...
Wha- i- bu- how- jus-
FINE! I'll eat, okay?! Nobody wants Beerus on their ass, not even current Goku could beat- well, not current, since that would be me...
But not even Manga Goku can beat that purple cat! Let alone me, with not even Super Saiyan at least...
"Ugh..."
Pushing myself forward though, the thought of Beerus alone got me thinking.
About training of course. I need to be better than Goku. I need to be Kakarot, but I also...need to be more?
I need to be good! I don't need to fight for the sake of fighting, but for the sake of Hope, for the Future, for the smiles of the people!
"Yeah!"
I shouted, my fist in the air.
...And then I dropped it, looking at myself with more confusion than I ever had before, and that's saying something.
Do I want to be a Hero?
The thought should've been obvious, right? Of course I want to be! Who doesn't?
But also...a Hero? Seriously?
I mean, sure I have a 'heart of gold', and even before this system, I would help people if I saw them hurt, but...
I don't know, being a Hero, that's a heavy weight to bear.
...Weight. Weight? Weight Training...hm.
Maybe I should be a Hero.
Or at the very least, somebody who fights for the sake of others. I can fight a little for myself too, hehe.
But a Martial Artist isn't just his body, no? It's his mind too! You can train your body all you want, but if your mind is weak, then you will crumble.
However, if I can bear the burden of Life and Death, to fight for more than myself...
[1 WIS for sorting out your ideals.]
[1 WIS for being smart enough to know that life isn't all about fighting!]
I glanced to the side, grinning.
"Guess the Great Saiyaman will come a bit earlier in this timeline."
Grimacing, I slapped my face, shaking my head in a sort of disgust.
"No, no. Just no. Just Kakarot works fine."
I said, [Running] off to a tree that I could see in the distance. With apples in it!
Tasty~
Though one thing I noticed now that I didn't before, was that my legs felt...stronger when I ran?
I don't know, they're not being enhanced by Ki or anything, or Mana even. Just stamina.
But maybe...stamina is just another energy...?
Pfft, no way! That's hilarious, I'm just putting more force into my legs. I'm not that dumb!
Anyway, I'm gonna jump, high. Wanna see? Of course you do!
With excited eyes, I bent down from my running, and placed a palm on the ground, and then I blinked for a second, putting all of my body weight on the ground..-
[For focusing on your leaping technique; the skill [Jump] has been created!]
It wasn't that high of a jump, in all fairness, but it allowed me, in my very tiny...3 foot size?
Well anyway, I managed to just brush against an apple...on a dangling branch, that was probably 6 foot high?
Sigh, I looked at my new skill.
[Jump!] - Level 1/100 -
Jumping, using your legs to push you off of the ground! When you can't fly, or reach your opponent...jump! Masters of jumping can jump good!
1% Jump height!
Cost: 20 SP!
20 SP FOR A LOUSY JUMP?!
This game is rigged!
I grabbed a tree, shaking it.
"Rigged! Fucking rigged I tell you, rigged- ow!"
*BONK!*
-5 HP taken!
My eyes went wide as I fell from the impact, only to find it to be...
an apple.
Huh.
I pursed my lips as I saw the apple on the grass. Upside down from rolling.
Grabbing it though, I brushed off some dirt, and tilted my head.
I haven't had an apple in ages...
*NOM!*
"Ahn~"
God, is food on this Earth better than the other one, or do apples usually taste that good?!
I thought my Wolf last night was good, but I'm a carnivorous person, this though?
I'm going to farm these fucking apples until I get fat, which I don't know is possible with my Saiyan Biology mixed with the Gamer System, but by God am I gonna try it!
But perhaps not now? An Apple farm sounds fun, but I've gotten completely sidetracked!
I need to train!
Quest Completed; [Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!]
Huh, I forgot this was breakfast for a second, an apple isn't a very good meal.
Eh, future me can handle that, for now, I'm sitting down.
No I'm not. I'm going to do Sit Ups baby!
Hey, System?
[...what?]
Wanna put a quest on for me?
[...why?]
Come on, it'll be an easy one!
...relatively easy. Actually, I don't know if I can do all of it with my skills high consup-
Daily Quest Added!
[Go bald or no gold!]
No pain, no gain right? Even if you want to collapse, push forward. Don't give up, Kakarot. Or you'll lose your most important characteristic...!
Objectives...:
- 100 SIT UPS!
- 100 PUSH UPS!
- 100 SQAUTS!
- AND A 10 KM RUN!
Rewards:
- [Full Heal (HP, SP etc.)]
- 200 EXP!
- Gacha Coin x1!
Failure:
- Hair falls out!
Not my hair! I love this beautiful mane already! It's so spikey, but so fluffy at the same time, like it had just been doused in conditioner, but completely dry at the same time.
...I didn't spend a while combing through my hair last night. Shut up.
Anyway, with my sat down, I put my hand to my temple, body led completely flat, and then I-
Oh shit, I just remembered something!
"[Inventory!]"
I called out, watching a big blue box appear infront of me.
And in it...
[Would you like to use [Gacha Token] x1?]
[Y/n]
I'm not procrastinating with my training, okay?!
I just sometimes remember the randomest of shit whenever I'm doing something, you know the feeling, right?
Like a memory just gets shoved to the forefront of your mind for no reason, and you can't stop thinking about it?
No? Ah, okay...
Anyway!
"Yes!"
[Spinning...]
[Spinning...]
[Spinnin-]
[Item received: [Reality-changing Gender Bending Crystal]!]
..."Eh?"
What the hell is this?
The crystal appeared in my hands, glowing a pink- no, a blue- no, a pink- both? Sorta like an...LED, changing colors quickly, but kinda naturally too?
It's actually kind of satisfying-
"Uh- hey, System, what exactly does this thing do?"
[It's in the name! Think of someone, really think of them, and crush this crystal!]
[When you crush it, that person, say...Beerus for example. Beerus will became a female!]
Oh god.
Thats terrifying, he'd- he'd kill me as soon as that happens, probably destroy the entire universe too, just out of rage!
[Aha! But that's the thing, Beerus was always a girl!]
...huh?
"Wait, but I thought I turned Beerus into a girl, so I turn him into a guy?"
[No- he- ugh. When you change Beerus into a woman, Reality is changed so that Beerus was always a woman.]
I...I think I understand?
So if I crush this crystal, the person I'm thinking about will turn into the opposite gender?
[Exactly! Who's a good boy?]
[1 INT for being soooo smart~!]
Fuck you too. Huh, anybody I want, can be turned into a girl...
[Or a boy!]
Turned into a Girl
...and they wouldn't even know.
I grinned.
"Heh, neat."
The crystal turned into blue dust as I crushed- no, I think that's pink- no, blue- no! pink- no, blue?- no, its pink- it's blue- it's pi-
Ooh~ who do you think he Gender bent? Hm~? Is it perhaps Frieza, maybe Cell? Maybe even Majin Buu?!
Or maybe the madman did it, and Gender Bent the one true BIMBO MILF in this series...
Bacterium!
Haha, just kidding~! Anyway, speaking of Gacha, and Gender Benders, uh...
Wanna give me ideas for Gacha? I have a few already! But they're like 'Oh yeah, you get...the Blessing of Athena' or something, I need more ideas!
Actually, I think that blessing would suit Bulma, or maybe a blessing of Hephaestus since she makes stuff?
Should I make Bulma a party member? Should there even be a party? Or just like, 'one person can be a party' so there's a limit-
GIVE ME IDEAS! I'm tired, goodnight! These are all midnight thoughts BTW. I get ideas when deprived of sleep.