A/N: This fic originally stemmed partly from a joke in Twitter DMs, but it's so novel I just had to write it. Plus, Agano could always use the love~
Enjoy~
Tight Chimneys
It was a cold winter's night, the darkened sky lit only by the pale light of the moon, stars glimmering high overhead.
Snow fell upon the quiet town below, covering the streets and roofs in a thick layer of powdery snow. Street-lights illuminated otherwise empty streets and cars sat silently in driveways or garages, none about to see what looked like a sleigh flying through the air. The slow jingle of bells was the only real sound to be heard from it but too quiet to wake the residents below, nor were the words of the Santa girl within.
''Come on now... easy... e-easy...''
Agano gripped the reins tightly, anxious as she guided the four animatronic reindeers down, slowing the sleigh down – until at last she came to a stop atop one of the many two-storey houses lining the street. The sleigh buckled slightly as she landed atop it, jolting to a stop, but with naught but a puff of exhaled air the reindeer dug their hoofs in and stopped the sleigh from sliding off the slanted roof.
Some might see it as magic... up until they saw Akashi working on the sleigh and mechanical reindeers back at the base. Technically the sleigh and reindeer were Enterprise's, as the carrier usually acted as Santa for the region, but she'd taken the year off and Agano had volunteered to take over. As such she'd donned a festive outfit to match; the red festive dress hugging her frame nicely whilst still keeping her warm. Matching elbow-length gloves clad her arms whilst fine black thigh-highs covered her up to said thighs. The only downside was that she'd picked heels to wear, perhaps forgetting she'd be traversing atop slanted rooftops.
However it was too late to change now. Thus, with a sigh, Agano carefully shifted around to the back of the sleigh and hauled out a bag of presents – doing a quick check to make sure they were for the right house.
After confirming that they were she slung the bag over her shoulder, carefully climbing up the slanted roof to the chimney. Grabbing ahold of the edge she hefted herself up, grunting as quietly as she could before tucking her legs into the chimney – waiting long enough to make sure there wasn't a fire at the bottom – before hopping down. After doing several houses already it was trivial to put her feet on either side of the chimney and slow her fall, wriggling a bit as she eased herself down. The chimney got narrow, especially with her curvy frame, but after a bit of wriggling Agano managed to get her legs through the fireplace and squirm her way out.
''Mn- ahh...'' Exhaling a relieved breath the cruiser looked about. It was a modest living room; spacious and with a lit Christmas tree over to the right, some presents already under the tree.
Smiling Agano pulled out the beige sack, humming quietly to herself as she withdrew several boxy presents and carefully slid them under the tree, the soft jingle of the baubles the only sound generated by her movements. The rest of the presents were a bit more tricky, as they were smaller or softer and the wrapping papers crunched or hissed beneath her fingers no matter how gently she moved them under the tree.
Regardless she managed to get all the presents under the tree without knocking anything over or causing some chaos. Spending just a moment more to adjust the presents so they all looked neat Agano looked around the wide room, gaze running over the several couches and the coffee table – before spotting some cookies, milk and carrot. She smiled exasperatedly at the sight but approached all the same, plucking the cookie up and taking a bite out of it, washing it down with some milk. She pocketed the carrot to 'feed' to the reindeer later.
It was just as she was finishing up her cookie and milk, however, that she heard it.
Creaking floorboards.
Agano stiffened, listening intently – and unmistakably heard the sound of someone shifting around upstairs. With a jolt of panic shooting through her Agano laid the empty glass of milk down on the table as quietly as possible and grabbed her empty sack, hurrying over towards the fireplace. She hesitated for a second, making triple-sure she knew how to climb back up the chimney before turning around onto her back, squirming her way into the fireplace. The sound of footsteps became audible as the person descended the stairs, hastening her movements; her hands pressing against the chimney walls as she climbed-
-and got stuck.
'O-Oh dear...' Agano's cheeks flushed. The chimney wasn't so tight coming down, but due to the angle she's hurriedly crawled in at combined with her ample bust size, she'd gotten jammed.
At the same time a young man finally got down the steps of his home, meandering into the living room after hearing a suspicious sound – only to stop dead and gawk as he found a pair of slender legs hanging out of the chimney, kicking a little as the individual in question tried to escape. The shock was fast to fade however as he noticed the missing cookie and milk plus the extra presents, her festive outfit – of which only part was visible – cluing him into who her identity was.
''Santa?''
Half-stuck in the chimney Agano tensed, then after a moment hastily replied. ''E-Erm, yes, that's me. Would you mind giving me a hand? I got stuck, aha...''
The teen murmured an agreement and approached, movements slow as he took in her slender legs that squirmed, the fine black thigh-highs she wore only emphasising them. His gaze went further up, his face heating up with thinly-contained excitement as he got a look up her dress, her underwear black and with a light lace trim. Due to how she was stuck too everything above her waist was stuck in the chimney but everything below was visible, allowing him to reach out and grab her thighs, 'lifting' her up. Or more accurately getting a feel for her.
''Hey, you're my present, right?'' The teen then suddenly said, lust rapidly rising with him. ''That means I can unwrap you and have you now, right?''
''H-Huh?! No, I'm just delivering pres- eek!''
Agano let out a startled gasp when she felt hands go to her hips, curling under the waistband of her black panties and pulling them down her long legs. The cruiser's cheeks darkened to a healthy red hue and she tried to cover herself with one hand but couldn't due to her position, only embarrassing Agano further as she felt his gaze on her exposed womanhood, his hands landing on her inner-thighs and pushing her legs apart so he could look at it more.
Then a finger slid along her slit. Agano pursed her lips, mewling in a mixture of embarrassment and reluctant arousal as the teen pushed that same finger inside of her hole, pumping it in slowly, almost experimentally. Just from that alone she could tell he was a virgin; shivering in arousal as the young man weaselled a second finger inside her sex, eagerly pushing them into her pussy and wiggling them around.
''Hey, that... ahh...'' Agano couldn't hope to contain her low moan of bliss. It felt good, despite her unusual predicament. ''Mn...''
''Your voice sounds so hot.'' The teen commented eagerly, his breath warm against her sex. ''I've never done this before... but so long as we're quiet, my family shouldn't wake up...''
Agano bit her lip at that, nodding even though he couldn't see it. The situation was embarrassing enough; the last thing she wanted was some middle-aged couple coming down and finding her getting fingered by their son. Though the young man clearly intended to do more than that; something Agano soon realised as she felt something wet and hot lick up her folds, eliciting a tight gasp from her throat, the sound echoing up the chimney.
His two fingers withdrew from her sex, and what was unmistakably his tongue replaced them; pushing into her womanhood eagerly. Agano couldn't hope to contain her moan of arousal, her muscles growing taut as his nimble tongue licked at her inner walls or slithered about in lewd circles, eagerly exploring her pussy as he gave a woman oral for the first time. The thought prompted her to stop resisting; bashful as she just let the young man eat her pussy out.
''Mn... ah...'' Agano shuddered, tipping her head back. ''You... you're doing good. Keep doing that.''
In response his hands grabbed onto her thighs, squeezing them as he eagerly moved his tongue about more. He was a natural at it despite some clumsiness; licking all the right spots and swirling his tongue about in ways that left her gasping and twitching, his nose sometimes even rubbing against her clit and sending white-hot jolts through her. Perhaps sensing that the young man soon moved one hand onto her pelvis, his thumb coming down onto her clit and rubbing it eagerly, coaxing out more stiff gasps from Agano's tightening throat.
Part of her wished she could just wriggle an arm down to grab his head and pull him deeper between her thighs, but he more than made up for it – his head shaking slightly side-to-side as he ate her out, inhaling the scent of her sex as his tongue wormed around her quivering insides. He tasted her arousal and lapped it up like a man dying of thirst, tongue exploring every nook and cranny of her insides, the thumb that rubbed her clit only amplifying how intense it felt for her.
''Mn, ah, yes...'' Agano whispered out, heat creeping through her taut muscles. ''Don't stop, I'm almost there...''
The young man took her encouragement in stride, his hands moving to her ass and groping it as he feverishly tongue-fucked her. It was all Agano could do to cover her mouth and muffle her whimpering moans, intimately feeling his tongue inside of her, undoubtedly wetting his chin with her juices. If anything the thought only turned her on more, the tight position meaning her breasts rubbed up against the brick interior with the slightest movement, stimulating her nipples ever so slightly. But it was enough to bring her closer and closer to the edge, her mind getting foggy.
Until he flicked her clit instead of rubbing it, and Agano climaxed. She gasped into her pa,m and convulsing, legs wrapping around the teen's head and pulling him into her crotch as she came. He didn't stop eating her out; tongue-fucking her mid-climax and melting Agano's usually-sharp mind down into putty, nothing but raw, carnal pleasure on her mind.
Gradually the cruiser came down from her high; spasms rippling through her body and shudders ensuing as she regained the ability to think straight. ''Mn, ah... w-wow...''
Pulling his tongue out the teen grinned, excitement pumping through his veins. Staring at her glistening-wet pussy he was almost tempted to continue, to just eat her out until his lust was satisfied – but he couldn't miss the opportunity in front of him. Thus with evident horniness the young man stumbled up to his feet and hurriedly shoved his pyjama bottoms down, whipping his erect cock out and jerking off to the sight of her sex, having only ever seen pictures and videos before, and never in real life.
His cock quickly got hard, tempting him to move in between her legs; moaning as he pressed his shaft up against her folds. Agano felt it and moaned too, a shiver of arousal travelling through her curvy body as she felt him rock his waist, rubbing his shaft along her slit. When she didn't protest the young man eagerly grabbed his dick and tried sticking it in, though in his haste he missed the hole a couple times; the bulbous tip of his cock sliding up and along her folds, missing again and again, though the feeling alone was arousing enough that he could probably get off on that alone.
Until soon he got it right, eased the tip in – and pushed the rest of his shaft inside Agano.
''O-Ohh...'' The teen let out an infinitely-satisfied moan, grabbing her waist. ''Oh fuck, it feels so good... Mn, hah... oh god yes...''
Agano blushed at his words, a moan of her own arising from her throat as his dick eased itself inside her. He didn't just shove it in but certainly didn't go carefully slow either; more focused on his own pleasure than hers, though she didn't blame him for it. With how wet she was it went in easily anyway, his decently-sized cock prying her slick vaginal walls apart until his pelvis bumped against hers; bottoming out inside her on the first thrust.
Then with barely a second of warning the young man started moving. Rocking his hips back he pulled halfway out only to eagerly bury his dick back inside of her, his breathing hot and heavy as he got his dick wet for the first time. Agano mewled at the thought and deliberately tensed her pelvic muscles, smiling tightly when it squeezed out a moan from the young man, his cock rubbing her inner walls with every thrust.
''Shit, fuck... y-you feel so good...'' He moaned out. ''N-Never thought I'd lost my first... to Santa...''
Agano just laughed softly; the sound partially melting into a moan. ''Mn, I'm glad to help, aha... Mm... ah~''
It was hard to speak when moans kept bubbling their way up her throat, doubly so when she had to carefully control her voice to a moan. The young man clearly felt the same, all of his grunts and groans low and even whispered at times, careful not to wake up his family lest they find him balls-deep in Santa. However lust egged him on; his slow thrusts gaining speed and his pelvis lightly slapping against hers as he went wild on her.
The pleasure coursing through him didn't help. Of the tight flesh that squeezed his cock, her arousal wet against his shaft as he pistoned in-and-out of her, it felt far better than he ever expected. Committing the sensations to memory the teen ploughed Agano all the harder, going as fast as he dared, not wanting to cum too soon and have the night end like that, but wanting to experience as much as he could no matter how fast it was.
''Mn, hey...'' The teen breathed out. ''Can I cum inside? Feels too good. Don't wanna pull out.''
''Y-Yes... it's fine...'' Agano just moaned back, biting her lip as she continued. ''C... Cum inside Santa like a good b-boy...''
The attempted dirty talk felt so naughty, but it thrilled the young man all the same; his flesh audibly slapping against hers as he sped up. Agano moaned as quietly as she could, feeling his cock throb back against her vaginal walls, her insides tying themselves into knots with how good it felt – unable to feel anything but the repeated impacts against her innermost parts, hammering her depths relentlessly.
Then one of his hands went to her pelvis; his thumb flicking at her clit. It sent jolts of warm bliss through her pelvis, extracting a gasp from Agano's lips. Her body tensed up; her insides tightening around him and squeezing out a delighted moan from the young man, his pelvis hitting hers even louder now, just fucking her raw like this was the last chance he'd get to rail her, his dick slick with her honey as when it yanked out before he promptly plunged it back in.
''I'm cumming, oh fuck...!'' He gasped out, digging his fingers into her hips. ''Shit, here it comes...!''
''M-Me too!'' Agano gasped out, heat spreading through her. ''Cum inside, q-quic- ah~!''
A sharp gasp of bliss tumbled out of Agano as she felt his cock slam into her – before thick, splattering ropes of cum hit her insides as he came in her. The sensation alone was enough to push her to a second climax, slapping a hand over her mouth and crying out into it as orgasmed, her walls tightening snugly around his throbbing cock and squeezing out more ropes of hot cum, almost certainly knocking her up.
Several short, jerky thrusts slammed his cock in; pulling it back a tiny bit before ramming it back into her hole, dollops of cum pumped into her with every shuddering throb of his cock... before at last with a sigh the young man pulled out. Agano shivered as she felt his heat drip out of her, the lewd sensation one she'd remember for a long time, of that she was sure.
Squirming a little Agano felt herself able to move a little, and when she tucked her legs in and dug them into the walls of the chimney, she found herself able to move upwards again. 'Finally...'
''Well... it's been fun, but Santa really has to get going.'' Agano said, already climbing. ''B-Be good and I'll see you next year~''
A breathless, eager agreement came from the young man below, and with haste Agano ascended the chimney back to her slay...
...though on the way up cum slowly dripped out of her and landed on the fireplace, her panties accidentally left in the care of the young man.
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