Author's note: I would like to apologize a head of for messing up Crowler's name. You see, I grew up with English dub of the anime and had forgotten his full name (I think they mentioned about as much times as Caboose swears in the Red Versus Blue series) and only remember the name Dr. Crowler and I know that his name is Chronos and Japanese dub. So, I combine the two to make Chronos Crowler.
Duel Academy's very own teacher, Dr. Chronos Crowler just gotten off the helicopter that send him to destination. Now on the ground and not feeling the wind from the copter blow through his hair and duel blazer anymore, he stared at the large building with a serious face.
"So, this is USNC Duel School? Huh, doesn't look that great." He uttered before walking up to the front door. "If what was in that translated letter was accurate then they're really need the help of a great doctor, like me. Especially in they gotten Chancellor Sheperd to agree to it. However, he still had a hint of doubt seeing how the letter apparently was translated from Spanish, which made him questioned; couldn't the person who wrote the letter didn't just Japanese instead?
Once there he saw it was closed without a knob to be found.
"Welcome," A computer voice popped up.
With a baffled face, he turned to his side and saw a computer screen.
"to the USNC Duel School."
"Yes, hello, this is-"
"Knock-knock."
"Huh?"
"I said, knock-knock."
"I suppose this is part of security. Very well. Who is it?"
"Blue."
"Blue who?"
"Don't look so blue?"
"Hold on, you were going tell childish knock-knock jokes, instead of letting me in? I'll have you know that blue in the highest rank where I teach, buddy?"
"No. Blues and Reds are the same."
"What?"
"I 'm terribly sorry my good sir, Gamma hadn't been the same since someone brought a plastic sword in and thought that they were the great destroyer or something."
He turned and saw an elderly white hair man wearing a black tuxedo.
"Oh no, my I 'm the one who is sorry. My name is Chronos Crowler." The blond hair man said. I was sent to substitute for the substitution of David Washington."
"Greetings, I 'am Reginald Wyoming, The security guard of this School."
"Gamma If you don't mind, open the door for our guest?"
"Okay, Mr. Wyoming."
The doors opened. He looked inside to find the school wasn't much on the inside too. Just typical for school. The Chronos soon went off to find the room.
The duel blazer wearer, looked for a bit but couldn't find the room number he needed. The building was much bigger, and it didn't make it easier having the word Latin words like alpha and beta. Who was the architect? He kept looking until he spotted what looked to be two teachers in purple with blond hair, though one of them had darker shade than the other, walking with a black hair student wearing blue clothing. Prefect, they should be able to tell him.
"Excuse me, but I 'am seemed to be lost."
"I have a friend who is lost. His name his name is butter crumble." Uttered the kid in blue.
"Don't worry Caboose I told you, we'll find your chinchilla. Just like we did with freckles last week" Lighter purple lad doctor said right before the darker clad man.
"Yes, in a live trap. Mahaha!"
"You let the students have animals in here?" He asked, honestly baffled.
"Yes, here at USNC, we make sure our students to be happy." The light blond guy told him.
"Also, no one gives a shit." The darker clad teacher
"Such langue. You should be a shame of yourself for using such profanity in front your students."
"Actually, we're not teachers." Said the lighter haired man.
"What?"
"We're the school's medics. There is a difference, though I guess getting sent to be the school's doctors without any training dose kind of count as being doctors. Besides Caboose here, rarely swears." At this moment the lighter clad man looked over to the teen in blue.
"That is not true. The mean doctor would sometimes swear at me." The student told him before pointing at the lighter clad medic
"Oh, shut up, Caboose."
"You, see? He's cursing at me."
"You have to forgive Caboose. He's uh... a little off then some of the other students.
"I see. As I was going to say, my name is Dr. Chronos Crowler and I 'm looking for room one alpha."
"So, you're here to substitute for Mr. Washington who was substituting for Flowers Florida dying because of an aspirin overdose?"
"Yes, wait Mr. Florida died of an aspirin overdose?" Chronos raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I couldn't believe it either. Such strange things modern medicine could do."
"Oh, yeah I miss Mr. Florida. Oh, but Mr. Washington is great too."
"I 'm sure he was." He told the teen in blue not really caring about his problems.
"If you asked me the old fool was a drug addict."
"Oh, shut up O 'Maliey?"
"See he's cursing." Caboose stated.
"So, I take it that you'll be teaching in Caboose's class?" The lighter hair gentleman questioned.
"Wait, what?" Crowler asked with widen eyes.
"You see, Caboose is in Mr. Washington's class."
"You'll be teaching my class, Mr. Crumple?"
"It's Dr. Crowler I have a PHD in dueling and yes I 'am." Though he might have to find some way to get rid of the teen. The kid might be beyond anyone's help; in fact, he seems worse off than Jaden Yuki.
"I see Mr. Crimbler."
"It's Dr. Crowler."
"Are you going to teach us where babies come from?"
"What? No, I 'am afraid you have me wrong, Caboose. I 'll be teaching summoning methods among other stuff."
"Say, wasn't you supposed to read a book about that with Chruch?" Lighter hair guy soon asked the blue clad teen.
"Yeah, but we didn't. I think he forgot."
"Well, I think your friend chicken out." The darker clothed man commented.
"Nice to meet you. Everyone calls me Doc, so I guess it'll do." The man in lighter colored clothes said.
"Nice to meet you too... Doc?"
"And this scary guy beside me is my little brother, Omega, though he likes to be called O'Malley"
"Yes, it just rolls off the tongue." The darker hair man uttered.
Just then Crowler noticed Doc looking down at O'Malley's feet.
As he peered down, he found out what the medic was looking at.
"Caboose, I think we found your pet." Doc stated while a grey fur chinchilla was doing unspeakable things to O 'Malley's leg. Basically, the rodent treated the younger man's leg as a girlfriend.
"Ew, what is this?" O'Malley questioned as he tried kick the chinchilla off.
"Oh, you found Brideect, O Malley, Buttert Crufle loves to give people love, especially the legs."
"Okay." Crowler said with uncertainty in his voice, unsure what to make of the situation.
Doc let out a sigh. "Alright Caboose, O'Malley let's get Bendict back to his home. Don't worry we'll have Cabooose in your class in no time."
Just as the trio was about to leave Crowler stopped them and asked, "Sure, hey wait, where's the room?"
"Oh, that's an easy one, just take a left, a right, and it's the third door to the right."
"Someone get this disgusting thing off of me?!"
"See you later Dr. Crumble. I can't wait to learn thing's from you."
"Don't worry, just take as much time as you need."
As the three were out sight, he let out a grin. Glad that the student, Caboose would be preoccupied for a while. He soon head-off himself, following Doc's directions.