I don't own Spider-Man, Frozen, or How It Should Have Ended. They are owned by Marvel, Sony, Disney, and well... HISHE. Hey, Everyone. I know you're all excited for Christmas, Spider-Man: No Way Home, and all the updates for my fanfics on the way. Here's a little update, the next chapter to Spider-Man: Journey to Kingdom Hearts is a third of the way done. After which I'm hoping to update A Spider's Frozen Adventure II, before finally updating Kingdom Hearts: The Frozen Journey. Anyways, I thought about doing this as a fun little one-shot of a How It Should Have Ended to the first of A Spider's Frozen Adventure. I hope you enjoy it... obviously, don't read if you haven't read the first story...
Update 1/24/2022: Yeah, I did plan to make this a poll that would decide if it would be added to the main story or not but I unintentionally, left the multiple selections on, and now I sort of lost track of who actually won the poll. This was no one's fault but my own so... I just left it a one-shot and put it up on my main story. Enjoy either way. Thanks to those of you who voted.
How A Spider's Frozen Adventure Should Have Ended
"Okay, let's do this one more time, my name is Peter Parker. I have had over 3,500 FanFictions Crossover over the years. Some are good and some are not so good. And on YouTube, I have had many How It Should Have Ended videos. You know the rest, I jumped out of the way of some grenades, I argued with a talking lizard, I became an Avenger, and Uh... I did this..."
Peter got into the car of his Uncle Ben with stolen-yet-rightfully-earned money stuffed in his suit, "Drive Uncle Ben! DRIVE!"
"We don't talk about that one... and some of these got dark. But hey, this author thought was about time to start a How it Should have Ended for one of my fanfics so here we go-"
As Spider-Man was swinging, he stopped by a young teenager, "Spider-Man. You're narrating again."
"You again?!" Spider-Man instantly recognized the Teenager, "Seriously, it's bad enough you did this to me in Spider-Man 3 and Into the Spider-Verse, making me feel old, but here too?! Can't you let me have a break-"
The Teenager shook his head, "NO NARRATING!"
Spider-Man sighed as he swung off, "Fine... let's just get this over with..."
Fast forward...
Elsa was humming in her room as she prepared for her coronation when suddenly a portal opened under her feet as she fell through, "Oh my gosh!"
The portal closed beneath her as the Spot appeared around the corner before calling his boss, the Kingpin, "Hey, boss. I got her."
He heard his boss respond as the supervillain nodded, "Yep! It was that easy!" He chuckled, "You know, at first, I was planning on grabbing her like I was some common thug, but then I thought... Nah! I just teleport her to you instead! I mean I've got superpowers, I should just use them!"
He heard his boss chuckle before asking him something, "What's that? Did anyone see me?" He chuckled unaware that Spider-Man enter the room quietly, "Dude, even if they did, what are they gonna do? All the main superheroes are in New York, this place doesn't even have any..."
Spider-Man then fired a web, "Web in the face!"
"Ugh!" Spot exclaimed, "My face!"
Fast forward...
Peter Parker offered Queen Elsa to teach her how to dance, "Well... I could teach you if you like..."
Elsa thought about it, Peter seemed like a nice guy and he means well, and thanks to Spider-Man, she worried less about it. Still, she couldn't help but wonder, "Is... is it safe?"
"Sure... do you trust me?" Peter smiled.
Elsa paused and turned to him, "What did you just say?"
"Do you trust me?" Peter smiled as he offered his hand.
"You..." She slowly began to realize, "Sound like Spider-Man who I just last night and saved me the night before..."
"WHAT?!" Peter began to panic trying to think of an excuse, "WHO'S PETE... er... SPIDER-MAN?! I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!"
Elsa stared at him before asking, "Soooo... has that excuse ever worked for you?"
Peter sighed as he admitted, "No..." Elsa simply giggled in response...
Fast Forward...
Doc Ock's eyes narrowed, as he knew the Sinister Six couldn't beat Spider-Man and the Queen's guard like this. He pulled the transportation device from his coat, "Some other time... arachnid."
He then teleports himself and his teammates away. Spider-Man eyes widened as he set the Queen down, "Oh no! All my enemies escaped! I'm going to go after them and fight them alone! One on six!"
Just then, an OsCorp scientist stepped up from behind his employer as he glared at Spider-Man, "Here's a bright idea, why don't you call the heroes back in America for backup instead of trying to fight all the villains by yourself just because this Kingdom has a foxy Snow Queen?!"
Everyone stared at the scientist as Elsa muttered to herself, "What did he call me?"
Spider-Man then realized, "Oh, yeah! I'm an Avenger now! Man, that probably would have been such a pain to fight all six by myself! I call them right now!"
Just then, Spider-Man began to call the Avengers on his phone as both Fisk and Hans began to look nervous as they forced a smile, "He, he, he... yay."
Moments later, Rhino heard a jet flying above them as he wondered, "Hey, does anyone else hear that?"
Just then, the Avengers broke through the roof, as Captain America lead the charge, "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!"
Otto's eyes widened under his sunglasses, "Oh crap!"
Only to be hit the face from Cap's shield as he scolded, "Language!"
With that, the heroes started to beat upon the supervillains with relative ease. Fisk and Hans were dumbfounded while the people of Arendelle were amazed. Spidey nodded to Cap, "Thanks, guys. I owe ya."
"No problem, Spider-Man," Steve smiled as the team took the Sinister Six back to prison, "Man, just imagine what would have happened if you were to face this all by yourself and something else bad happened."
"Yeah, I probably might have died but came back at the last possible minute," Spidey laughed before turning to Elsa as he whispered to her, "We'll help you how to teach you how to control your powers, I'll try to convince my team to bring you to New York."
"Thanks, Peter," Elsa smiled before she forced a cough, "I mean, Spidey."
Anna walked up with a dumbfounded Hans, "Soooo... about that blessing...?"
Elsa shook her head, "You not getting married."
"Aw... man..." Anna frowned while Hans snapped his fingers out of anger...
Later on, at the villains' pub, Kingpin and Hans told their tale to their fellow villains. Hans cursed, "...And we would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling superheroes and that idea science guy too!"
The villains listening to the tale all gave them their pity as Darth Sidious's eyes narrowed, "Heroes are so annoying."
...Or...
As Spider-Man, Cap, Elsa, and everyone else watched as the Avengers take the Sinister Six back to prison. Iron Man flew up beside them, "Hey, underoos, turns out you were right. I hacked Fisk's computers and he was responsible for breaking out the Sinister Six along with many other crimes!"
"Oh, nuts!" Fisk's eyes widened as Hulk grabbed him preventing him from escaping.
Hulk then began using him like a rag doll, smashing him on the ground, "Puny villain! Puny villain! Puny villain!"
"And that's not all," Iron Man then gestured to the Prince of the Southern Isles, "Prince Charming over there was working with him. They wanted to take over the Kingdom."
Anna's eyes widened as Elsa glared at Hans, "WHAT?!"
"I...I don't know what they're talking about," Hans nervously back away.
However, Falcon grabbed him from behind, "I got you, shucker!"
He then flew off with the evil Prince as he screamed. Elsa turned to her young sister, "See? It wasn't true love! He was just using you!"
"Okay, you were right," Anna sighed in defeat, "I guess he wasn't true loooo..." She then noticed all the handsome superheroes without a mask, in particular Thor, "Oooooooh, hello... Hotty!"
Elsa groaned in annoyance accidentally starting an eternal winter, "Oh, come on! Anna! What did we just talk about?!"
All the civilians tried to panic as the Avengers tried to figure out how to handle this situation...
Fast Forward...
Anna tried to convince her sister that she could undo the eternal winter, "We can face this thing together~ We can change this winter weather~ And everything will be alright~"
Peter groaned to himself, "What is with all the singing?!"
Elsa sang, "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH~ AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH~ IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAN'T~"
Elsa gets more agitated she sucks the blizzard back into herself and then it bursts out. Peter saw the ice heading right for Anna, he had to be quick. He sighed, "Aw screw it!"
He proceeded to web Anna out of the way as he leaped over the ice. No one was struck in the heart, as Anna and Elsa turned to Peter in shock, "Wait! YOU'RE SPIDER-MAN?!"
"Yes," Peter fully admitted before adding, "Originally, I was going to make myself look convincing and make sure Anna was safe to take the hit myself but then I realized that ice looked super deadly and somehow you two are going to find out sooner or later so I thought I just make sure no one gets hurt."
"Oh, that... works..." Elsa smiled before whispering, "You're so handsome."
After gaining her composure, Anna sighed in relief, "Yeah, and now Elsa has nothing to fear knowing you and others like you are out there to stop the eternal winter."
Kristoff then entered the ice castle with Olaf and Sven, "And we're all here too!" He then added, "We should probably move before the Sinister Six makes another move on you."
Just then, Shocker and Doc Ock exited the portal as the latter laughed, "Too late!"
"Annnnnd... army of marshmallows!" Elsa smirked as she created an army of giant snow monsters.
Shocker and Ock's eyes widened as the former exclaimed, "CHEESE IT!"
The two supervillains ran for their lives and the army of snow monsters chased after them...
Fast Forward...
As everyone gazed into the Spider-Verse in awe, Olaf beamed, "Look at all the Spider-Men! And Women!"
"Are they all you?!" Anna turned to their Peter Parker.
Just then, the Sami Raimi Spider-Man appeared next to them, "Most of us anyways!"
Anna beamed, "Woah!"
"Hey," The Spider-Man that looked like Tobey Maguire greeted her, "I'm Spider-Man."
"Yeah," The Marc Web Spider-Man appeared on the other side of the group, "And I'm the Amazing Spider-Man."
"So," Kristoff wondered, "What's so amazing about you?"
"I ride a skateboard," The Spider-Man that looked like Andrew Garfield answered, "And I tell hilarious jokes and didn't become a meme years after."
Spider-Tobey chuckled, "Yeah..."
Then the MCU Spider-Man walked up to them, "And I'm the Spider-Man from the MCU!"
"Awesome!" Anna beamed.
Just then, all the main Spider-Heroes from Into the Spider-Verse appeared before them as Spider-Ham exclaimed, "And we're all here too!"
"So~," The Frozen Spidey asked, "So, Spider-Verse Team-up?"
The Tom Holland Spider-Man nodded, "Heck yeah, man!"
Everyone else made similar agreements, they all then turned to the Spider-Man who was making out with another version of Anna. Spider-Man Noir wondered, "So, are we just going to ignore that?"
But this is how it really should have ended...
Venom-Hans had Spidey trapped in his icy webs, "Now, we know who you are, we're going to kill you and everyone you love..."
"Yeah..." Spider-Man rolled his eyes under his mask, "No."
"No?" Venom blinked, "What do you mean no?"
"Look, man, you're new at this so I'm going to give this chance to surrender," Spidey offered despite being trapped, "Before you end up killing yourself."
"We're not going to kill ourselves," Venom shook his head as everyone else stared at what happened, "We're going to kill you! What makes you possibly think we're the ones who are going to die?!"
"Listen, it happens every time," Spider-Man stated, "We'll fight for a bit, maybe you even hold off me and my friends for a bit, maybe even injuring one of them, but in the end, I'm just going to leap out of the way and you do something that gets yourself killed."
"Or maybe we'll just kill you and your loved ones," Hans retorted through the symbiote, "Because we're awesome and you met your match."
"Dude, I've been one of the most popular superheroes in comic book history. And it's a crossover with Disney," Spider-Man pointed out, "Things are already in motion. You still have a chance to walk away here."
"Who are you trying to fool, Parker," Venom's eyes narrowed unaware that the Avengers were finally coming in, with Iron Man leading the way, "You're only delaying the inevitable..."
Seeing the heroes were nowhere, Spider-Man broke free of the icy webs as he along with all of his allies were he before he leaped away, "And leap!"
With everyone out of the way, Iron Man aimed his arm at Venom firing a rocket at him, "Tank missile~"
The rocket stuck on to villains when Hans finally realized, "Oh, dang it! He was telling the truth!"
With that, the villain blew up and was no more. Spider-Man landed beside Elsa and the others as he nodded, "Yep! Happens every time!"
Elsa stared at him, "Really? Every time?"
"Yep," Spider-Man nodded, "Not proud of it but that's what happens."
"Okay," Kristoff stated, "Then let's all vow to never become evil and try to kill Peter."
Everyone nodded in agreement, Anna turned to the group, "So... what now?"
Spider-Man gave it a moment of thought before knowing exactly what to do...
"...And so with Venom-Hans gone, the Kingpin and all the supervillains there were arrested, the Gates to Arendelle are opened, and I went home to protect Elsa from my life," Peter told the two superheroes of the DC Universe, "But Elsa learned what happened to Gwen, so she and her whole family came to America to bring me back... so Elsa and I are now dating."
Everyone was currently sitting in the Hero Café with Superman and Batman. As the visitors of Arendelle stared in the confusion at what was happening. The Kryptonian comment, "Wow, that was a long and crazy story. You're lucky that turned out as well as it did."
Spider-Man chuckled, "I know, right?!"
Dr. Connors smiled as he discreetly hide the lizard formula, "Yeah, some of us might have done something drastic."
Harry chuckled, "One of us might have gotten stabbed in the back! Literally!"
Batman smirked as he stared at Anna, "Hey, I'm Batman. Do you wanna know my secret identity?"
"Not really," Anna turned to the others awkwardly, "Why are we again? I wanted to see a Broadway Show."
"Yeah," Elsa nodded as she turned to Peter, "Why are we here?"
"Yeah... they don't have much to do until they figure out their own movies so they like to criticize other superheroes. Let them have this."
Elsa nodded in agreement, as Superman stated, "I was actually referring to how you left your girlfriend heartbroken leaving her sister to explain why you did instead of just telling her yourself."
"I kept my own sister in the dark for years," Elsa defended on Peter's behalf, "I'm not going to condemn Peter for it."
"And what about Hans," Batman pointed out, "Isn't his family going to want to know what happened to him? Aren't you worried they going to come back for revenge?"
"Okay, first, we didn't kill him, Iron Man did," Peter pointed out, "Second, I tried to warn him so if anything it's his fault."
"Not to mention," Kristoff muttered, "He was working with a Crime Lord to try to take over Arendelle so there was no way that was going to end well."
"And what about New York?" Superman wondered, "How are you going to look after the city of your in Arendelle?"
"Guys, I'm an Avenger, remember?" Peter reassured him, "Tony will just invent something for me that I can travel back and forth as I please."
"And what about the different Time Zones," Batman wondered, "If Arendelle's in Norway and New York is in the U.S. wouldn't that be 6 hour difference."
"Oh, you know," Peter shrugged, "Science... Stark Tech..."
Batman offered one other word, "Convenience?"
Hank Pym walked by the window of the Café, as he proudly declared, "Just like my conveni-ants!"
Peter raised an eyebrow, "Doesn't your Watch Tower do something similar?"
"Sure," Batman shrugged, "But we can get away stuff like that?"
Anna raised an eyebrow, "Why?"
Both Peter and Superman groaned as Batman exclaimed, "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"
Elsa blinked in confusion before turning to the two other superheroes, "Does he do that often?"
Superman nodded, "All the time."
Olaf beamed, "Oooooh~ How fun!"
"Do... we need even mention how Olaf and that giant snow monster are alive?" Batman wondered as he gestured to the living, "Aren't you a bit curious of how Elsa's power works or how she's able to make inanimate snow objects to life?"
"I'm... sure we'll get around to it eventually... like say... I don't know three years give or take." Spider-Man shrugged as he gestured to Elsa, "If this whole thing works out?"
Elsa shrugged, "I think we'll make it work."
"Yeah," Olaf smiled, "And just before then, you probably be married with a kid on the way while dealing with another crisis in the multiverse!"
With that, everyone burst out laughing, Anna smiled, "Olaf it was nice that we saw that is a multiverse out there but I doubt we'll have to worry about any of that!"
"Yeah," Just then, Miles Morales walked up to the window, "I wouldn't be too sure about that."
"What the-" Anna blinked.
Just then, she heard someone clear their throat as she turned around to see the girlfriends of the Spider-Men across the multiverse appear outside the window. Captain Marvel, Batgirl, Blake Belladonna, Lightning Farron, and Aelita Schaeffer stood by the Café window as the Avenger of another dimension stated, "Oh, yeah. You're about to go crazy in multiverse madness."
Barbara waved to her mentor of this dimension, "Hey, Bruce."
The all the young women waved to their lover of this dimension, "Hey, Peter."
Spider-Man groaned as Elsa simply turned to him in confusion. Superman shrugged, "Yeah, they've got a point."
The end
Later on, when everyone left except for Superman and Batman, the Kryptonian asked, "So... Peter and Elsa are now a thing?"
Batman shrugged, "Seems like it."
"I know," Superman nodded before wondering, "But why?"
"I'm not sure," He admitted, "But I knew something like this would happen one day."
Superman raised an eyebrow, "What do you mean?"
"Uh..." He then opened up his BatPhone to YouTube before asking, "Have you seen these?"
The phone showed many, many weird videos of Spider-Man and Elsa. Most of which seemed very lame and probably inappropriate. Superman sighed. Batman shrugged, "Yeah, there would be more stories and fan art like this."
All of sudden, Harry ran up to the window with a huge smile on his face, "Hey, guys! Did you hear this news! I'M A FATHER! WOO-HOO!"
Superman nodded as he stated, "Yes, we do. I hear everything."
"Yeah," Batman nodded, "And I'm Batman."
Harry happily exclaimed, "I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE!"
He happily ran off as Superman told him, "You go that."
Meanwhile, Vader and Magento were hanging out when Harry dashed into the room, "I HAVE A SON!"
Both the Sith Lord and mutant turned to him, "You have a son?!"
Harry ran off happily, "I HAVE A SON!"
The villains turned to each other, "We each have a son too!"
And this will conclude this fun one-shot. I hope everyone got some laughs from this. I had fun writing this. Tons of nods to the HISHE videos, be sure to check those out including their latest one at the time of this posting: How Spider-Man Should Have Ended. Also, a nod to fellow author and friend lyokoMARVELanime and his own Into the Spider-Verse crossover. Please go check out some of his work. And stay tuned for plenty of updates for my own stories on the way. Be sure to give this fanfic a fav and review. Maybe a comment of what other how it should have ended fanfictions I should do. See you next time!