Monty: "No, I didn't really think of that till you mentioned it. This thing would be over and done in 5 minutes! Gregory just fucking calls the cops, tells em he's stuck in the pizzaplex and can't get out. First responders break through the doors and get him out. Done. We wouldn't even have to be involved."
Freddy: "Come on Monty. We were paid good money to be in this thing."
Monty: "I know you're being sarcastic Freddy. I'm just more concerned that I'm glitching through the walls of this fucking maze."
Chica: "Come on boys! We saw how incompetent the AI for the bots were. Greg could stand 3 feet in front of these things and not get detected! Isn't that a little concerning?"
Freddy: "Yeah. I agree Chica. But what about the fact that you look a little better than the Queen, Roxy, from a distance? I know that's gotta ruffle your feathers."
Chica: "Ha Ha Freddy. I just wish we were scarier than Moondrop. He scares the shit out of me. Honestly."
Roxy: "Any thoughts on Vannesa being Vanny? Is it just me or is that very anti-climactic? The fandom called it months in advance."
Gregory: "Come on! I know I'm young, but she was a very pretty lady. I still don't know why they cut the scene of me just calling the cops out. Plus, Freddy I don't mean this as an insult to you, but it sucked having to open the game trying to 'explain' why I was hiding inside you. It definitely wasn't comfortable in there!"
Vannesa: "I appreciate the complement Greg. I'm still confused why after I locked you in the Lost and Found I immediately turned into Vanny. And the whole thing of Vanny being me in one ending but you trying to fight her and save me in another doesn't make sense either. I know it's 2 different endings, but come on!"
Monty: "Why is Glitchtrap not even involved? He was supposed to be the antagonist but I only remember seeing him on an arcade game. I was too busy getting myself jumpscared of the robot that hands you maps. Like why does that thing have a jumpscare? Kudos to them for making it genuinely scary though."
Roxy: "Going back to what you said, Chica, about the staff bots, why are there so many of these things? I mean is this pizzaplex supposed to be Fort Knox or the White House?"
Gregory: "How did they, nor yall, not hear me just having a regular conversation with Freddy when you were like 10 yards away? Also, having subtitles pop up of yall talking when I couldn't hear you? Or was I crap and had the voice volume turned down too far?"
Freddy: "I have no clue. But the whole 'I'm dying. Quick get me to Parts and Service' wasn't really that anxiety-inducing. I mean we all know I had to make it through the whole game."
Monty: "Oh shit! Freddy, you'd be excelent at CinemaSins right now! Hahaha!"
Chica: "Well, we're all taking a dump on the game right now. Oh yeah... What was that line Roxy told you Freddy? Get out of my room? Was I thinking a little dirty or was she really wanting you out while she acted like a self-centered bitch to try and add a flaw to her character? It didn't work very well."
Roxy: "Well, I was a bit horny when they took that picture of me for my action figure. But I was cringing when I had to talk to Freddy in my room. I'll give em props for that picture of me looking over my left shoulder. That came out pretty good. Heck, all my pictures looked better than I did in the game! That's a real shame!"
Vannesa: "I'm just more concerned why I had my front side stretched out. I mean, I'm pretty sure my proportions aren't THAT big. Yall are sitting here next to me and can attest to that."
Gregory: "I don't have a problem with it myself, both in game and in person. I'm just more concerned about Monty already downing half a bottle over here. He looks half drunk and I feel we should call this session here for the time being. I still wanna do more commentary with yall a little later though."