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"I need you to have sex with my wife."

"What."

Naruto blinked. His pinky went to his ear, and dug in. Nope, clean. Hinata took care of that on a regular basis, and it was difficult to get her to stop even if he'd wanted her to. So definitely, Naruto had heard his closest friend correctly, even if the words made no sense to him.

"You want me," he said, pointing at his chest, "to have sex with Sakura."

"Yes," Sasuke repeated, arms crossed as he leaned against the wall. "I didn't think there was someone here besides you idiot, who else would I be asking?" he spoke rhetorically, not really a question. "So, are you in or not?"

"Alright, alright, back up, stop and start from the start," Naruto said, waving his hands wildly. "Explain!"

"What's there to explain?" Sasuke asked, raising an eyebrow, gesturing with the stump of where his arm had once been. "I need you, to go to my house, or call Sakura to come here, and fuck her."

"Mmmbutwhytho," Naruto sighed, gathered himself, "I heard you the first time, but it still doesn't make sense to me. Why do you need me to do that?"

"Well because I damn well can't go and do it myself," he said.

"Why?" Naruto insisted.

"That," Sasuke gestured with his one hand forward, as if grabbing the topic, "doesn't matter," he said, making a motion as if throwing the problem away. "Just do what I ask of you. It shouldn't be so hard, you had a crush on her for years didn't you?"

"Okay first, being hard is a requisite," Naruto quipped, "but also I just- I know I'd be pretty fucking pissed if I discovered someone was even touching Hinata, but outright having sex with her? I don't know man," he said, "feels pretty bad to me."

"Yes, but you're sexually attracted to your wife, and I'm not," he said.

"I'd be annoyed if you were attracted to my wife," Naruto quipped again, then the words registered. "Wait, what? You're-"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Did you only- oh," he said, blinking. "How- how did you not realize, to this- you're such a blind, deaf idiot, of course you didn't realize, Hinata chased after you for years and you didn't even see her, and even I saw it," he said, then he threw his head back and looked for all the world like he wanted to strangle a puppy. "Right, okay, I guess I have to say it outright. I'm gay you idiot."

"You're what now," Naruto asked, blinking in confusion. "Gay? Like, you like men?"

"I like men yes," Sasuke confirmed. "How did you never fucking notice, I'll never understand."

"Dude you married Sakura what the fuck," Naruto threw his hands up in confusion. "You have a child, she has a Sharingan, we know she's yours!"

"Well, I'm not going to produce a new Uchiha clan with another man," Sasuke said. "Sakura knew this and agreed to it," he said. "Doesn't take a genius to figure out."

"Alright, fine, I get it, so you're gay, and you're not attracted to Sakura, and you're both in a sexless, loveless marriage."

"One sided love," Sasuke corrected. "I think she might still have feelings for me that are romantic in nature," he said.

"Yes, because that makes it better," Naruto rolled his eyes. "But still, why come ask me-"

"I promised I'd find her a discrete partner, since we can't afford for there to be rumors about our relationship," he said. "And there's absolutely nobody who would get suspicious about you."

Naruto hung his neck. "Well at least I have a reputation for being trustworthy?"

"More like being too much of an idiot to take advantage of your power, but sure, let's go with that," Sasuke said, "anyway so are you in or not?"

Naruto glared at his brother in all ways but physical.

And he thought, long and hard, on his decision. Long. Hard. Long and hard. He thought long, hard, and intensely for minutes. Hours even.

"Oh fuck yeeees!"

Sakura's moans filled the marital room he shared with Hinata, as the bedsprings creaked. Naruto bounced his hips behind her, the bed protesting his every thrust, but Sakura letting out a screaming, lewd moan every time he bottomed out inside her, whining pathetically in need whenever he pulled back.

"Don't stop, don't you dare fucking stop," Sakura begged. "Keep going, fuck me even harder!"

Sakura was tighter than Hinata. A lot tighter. Granted, Hinata had two kids to Sakura's one, and Hinata got fucked on the daily, she was a lot more used to taking Naruto's cock in her. She was also considerably wetter, more backed up, infinitely more needy and desperate. Sakura's voice was filled with lust and desire, and every poke at the deepest parts of her vagina was met with a call for more, every time he rubbed against her folds she shook her head, pink hair whipping about.

Unlike Hinata, Sakura could take his full strength thrusts, and asked for even more. It was a fresh, all new and different experience. Hinata was all softness, and warmth, and love, and everything that he wanted when he came back home after a long day at work, dealing with the infinite idiots that inhabited Konoha's every problem. But Sakura embodied what he once considered a forbidden fruit, his first crush, the woman he could never have been with.

And he found himself enjoying himself greatly as he satisfied that hidden desire, that craving, that old flame rekindling as Naruto and Sakura both had sex with someone who was not their spouse.

Their bodies slammed against each other in quick, brutal and powerful sex, not lovemaking, but sex. They weren't in it for love, they weren't in it for affection, they were both in it for something neither was getting from their spouse, and as they both raced each other, trying to bring the other to orgasm first, they both shouted.

"Cumming!"

And satisfied their deepest craving.

As the two of them separated, Naruto smirked as he saw that Sakura was a defeated, sweaty mess, his stamina serving him in the end.

"And, and, Hinata, was okay, with this?" Sakura asked, panting.

Naruto grinned. "You can come out now!" he called.

The door to the room's wardrobe, which Sakura only now realized had lights coming out of it, and Hinata, one hand stuck in her panties, sat on a pile of clothes, drooling a little.

"She accepted on the condition that she got to watch."

Sakura blinked. "You know what at this point, after getting fucked properly for the first time in years, I don't even care. Wanna go again?"

Naruto looked at his wife. Hinata swallowed, face red. "Uhm..."

Her hand was moving again.

Well... "Yeah, sure," he said.

Sakura turned around and offered him her backside. "I want it from behind this time."

Naruto nodded, got on his knees behind her, and pushed himself all the way in, in a single thrust, then began rapidly pounding Sakura's well muscled and tight behind, her slick, wet pussy clinging to his cock. He didn't even care about the mess they were making. It would all be a moot point later anyway.