Hatoralo: "Hello, everybody, readers and friends"

godlessAdversary: "We wrote something together with odds and ends"

Hatoralo: "We hope you will like and enjoy this Poem of Crossover"

godlessAdversary: "Enough talk it is time to go over:"

The Boiling Amphibians Christmas Special!

by

Hatoralo and godlessAdversary

Twas the Night before Christmas
But on Amphibia it was a unknown business
Not even Anne knew it was happening again
She was thinking about other stuff in her brain

Anne: "And that's why pineapple pizza sucks
the taste isn't worth seven miserable bucks"
Sprig: "That was a very long exposition"
Anne: "It was a result of your suggestion"

Anne: "This is not how I imagined this
And I feel like I am missing some bliss"
Sprig: What could you miss, something from earth?
Santa suddenly appeared and said "Christmas mirth

Anne: "Did I finally go insane after su much time?"
Sprig: "It's a crimson hobo doing a crime!"
Santa: "I am not a hobo, dear slimy child
I came to give a present, one of a kind"

Santa: "I give you clothes to be Santas
To bring gifts to magicians but not to Atlantis"
Sprig: "That sound random and strange
What would we get in this exchange?"

Santa: "Maybe an important favor on the long run
or a special gift for a special someone"
Anne: "Like taking me back home with my family?"
Sprig: "Or a very romantic gift for my friend Ivy?"

Santa: "You will see, it will be neat
Now get dressed for this special feat
Polly: "Now 10 minutes later we are on Boiling Isles"
Thanks to Santa's Portal we see brown for miles"

Hop Pop: "And why are Polly and I here?"
Anne: "Yeah, Santa, that wasn't clear"
Santa: "Everything will be revealed soon, dear Anne
Cuz there's another girl in a dark isekai

The same gal in question was in the House of Owls
Luz: "This house will be ready for Christmas Carols
I decorate it with Christmas decoration and happiness
King: "That one bauble with the face only is crapiness

Eda: "We usually only burn a log for the winter season
But if truth be told, appleblood is my holiday reason"
Luz: "I am just feeling nostalgic with the Yuletide
I wanted to be with mama during Navidad"

King: "I hear knocking on the door"
Eda: "Open Hooty I want to see the incoming bore"
Anne: "Hello my name is Anne I come to bring Yule
Frogs help me with that, I promise they are so cool

Three frogs dressed as Santa entered the owl house
Leaving presents, turkey, cake and a plush corporate mouse
Luz: "Wait, are you from an isekai story too?"
Anne: "And one of the dark ones to tell the truth"

Luz: "No easy leveling, no always be in the right"
Anne: "No always winning, no harem full of ladies, only plight
Anne & Luz: "We have the truth, here is no easy pass
We really want to kick Kirito's stupid ass!"

Eda: "And who are you supposed to be, bearded old man?"
Santa: "You can call me Mr. Claus, scary mature woman
and I have come to deliver a gift to Luz and Anne
Anne: "And then I was like-wait, what the flying flan?"

Santa: "I let my assistant do the rest, I go now"
Eda: "Wait, go? Where and why is that so?"
Hop Pop: "Forget him, we can do the job on our own
Also pretty lady are you often in town?

King: "Finally, I have my own frog minions!"
King lifted Polly as a sign of his dominion
Polly: "I am an anarchist, so no thank you"
Sprig: "We are just friends of Anne Boonchuy"

Eda: "This is enough leave the presents and get lost
I need to drink myself silly and enjoy the frost
Lilith: "I break into your home to demand surrender!
What are three frogs doing here in all their splendor?"

Eda: "Great, now I really need to get my alcohol"
Hop Pop: "Greeting! We are adventurers answering the call"
Anne: "Are we in the middle of family drama?"
Luz: "I would say more like family trauma."

Belos: "I am also here to take you on personally!"
Polly: "I hit you with my morning star against your knee
Belos: "OUCH! Stop that you pesky tadpole!"
Polly: "He has the aura of somebody who will get only coal"

Sprig: "Is that the big bad evil overlord, guys?"
Santa: "It's obvious with his evil looking eyes"
Belos: "What's this? the human cryptid with the infinite sack?
Lilith, change of plans, capture the geezer in a zap!"

Grime: "Not so fast you frogs humans and Cubone"
King: "For the last time I am not a Pokémon!
Sasha: "Hey losers, we caught what you were doing
We are here to get that sack, even if Christmas ends in ruin

Luz: "Talk about night of peace, night of love"
Anne: "Sasha knows how to kill a peace dove"
Santa went out the Hooty's window and flew away
So the villains went to catch their jolly prey

Hop Pop: "What are we to do now?"
Eda: "Rescuing the guy that brought you in tow?
Why not I get my staff and come with you"
Sprig: "This became faster intense than I usually knew"

Behind Santa came the wild hunt of bad guys
Belos: "The bearded human is ours, small fries!"
Grime: "This Sauron wannabe is going to get my fist!"
Santa: "You four are going to be on the naughty list!"

Lilith: "He is running into Bonesborough right now"
Sasha: "He is ours you way too serious cow!"
Belos: "Your right-hand lacks manners toad-man"
Grime: "I bet mine can beat yours even without a plan!"

Without losing his cool, Santa jumped from roof to roof
Delivering presents and coal with a wintery magical poof
Tiny Nose: "A Blu-ray collection of isekais! Woohoo!"
Boscha: "Why did I get a piece of coal? What did I do?"

Hop Pop: "We also deliver presents without hitch"
Willow: "Seeds from the Mana Tree? This is right for this witch!"
Gus: "Human magazines, Lexica and Discworld novels!"
Hieronymus Bump: "A drug to make Eda-like students docile!"

Luz: "Before we continue, I have to do an important delivery"
Luz had prepared a special gift for someone in the library
Amity: "What's this? A handmade Good Witch Azura's hat?"
Leaning and giving a cheek kiss Luz said "Feliz Navidad"

Amity's reaction was different than some people expected
Luz: "Amity started to dance, yowl and sing happy, positive affected
It was a great reaction yet not the one I have suspected
Anne: "Great, go kiss her later there is Christmas to be protected"

Santa had reached the forest and ran through trees
Lilith: "He is using magic. There's an icy breeze"
Sasha: "Global warming is coming, old Saint Nick!"
The blonde threw oil Molotov's like a prick

Belos: "You will not accomplish your goal of anarchy!"
Sasha: "I am not trying to abolish all hierarchy
I like some hierarchy myself to lead losers
Without my help they are helpless from abusers."

The villains didn't notice the heroes following their trail
Anne: "I am ready! A good Christmas baseball bat can't fail!"
Luz: "Allow me to share my glyph magic for the fight"
Sprig: "With my slingshot they will have a good night!"

Luz: "Magic will stop your villainous pursuit!"
Lilith: "AH! Why am I suddenly wearing a Hippo-Suit!"
Luz: "That spell I found in Eda's notes is strange
Either this is for trolling or a fetish arrange

Anne: "And Anne Boonchuy reaches first base!"
The Thai girl knocked down Sasha like an ace
Hop Pop: "A hit like that could have broken bones"
King: "This censorship skit is too on the nose"

Belos: "Get away Toad or feel my magical wrath!"
Grime: "Try it magus, sword and hammer are my path"
Belos: "Feel the magic, see my skill feel my terrible power"
Grime: "Do you fight much? Battling you is like a warm shower"

To the villains surprise, the Plantars did a sneak attack
Sprig: "Five golden rings I shoot to your backs!"
Polly: "Here comes the rain of explosive ornaments!"
Hop Pop: "Be ready for the gravy and the condiments!"

Then the magicans did a sneak attack from above
Eda: "I summon a flock of incontinent doves!"
Luz: "Fear the power of natural wild magic foes"
King: "I bite that blonde human in the ankle being so close

Belos: "That's it! I had enough of these annoying interlopers!"
Belos lost enough control to even scare monsters
Santa: "Sweet Baby Jesus on the winter solstice!"
Grime: "Is it possibly too late to declare peace?"

Eda: "No peace, no, peace no peace!
This bloody battle will continue, it will not cease,
Cutting, burning, slashing, crushing, murder, death
I want to drink my enemies blood with every breath!"

Eda transformed into a demonic owl beast
Hop Pop: "Can I suggest we call a holy priest?"
The two monstrous sorcerers fought like hell
Santa was aware this didn't look so well

Then out of nowhere Maddie Flour appeared all of the sudden
Maddie: "So much magic, I want to learn like a glutton!"
Anne: "Where are you coming from? Are the others also here?"
Yunan: "Time to help you fight, who do you want me to spear?"

Luz: "Are these amphibian ladies, friends of yours, or acquaintances?"
Anne: "Maddie is a friend. The newt woman? One of Grime's enemies?"
Maddie paralyzed Beast Eda with a curse bomb
and Yunan was trying to send Belos to his tomb

Yunan: "Name is General Yunan. Scourge of the Sand Wars.
Daring warrior, Defeater of Ragnar the Wretched that stupid ass
The youngest newt to ever to become general, hear me!
I also brought my good human friend Marcy with me."

Anne: "Marcy?! What are you doing here?!"
Marcy: "Santa asked, so I volunteered"
The two friends greeted each other with cheer
Sasha: "Now I feel kind of weird here"

Marcy: "Sasha, I know the tropes my dear friend
You will see the wrong have a heel-face turn in the end
Don't call me naïve, I saw stuff so terrible I only screamed "AH!"
Our story is not even a fraction as bad as Nidome no Yuusha

Santa didn't want to spoil Marcy's secret betrayal
Santa: "We are in the middle of a deadly fight, y'all!"
Anne, Marcy and Sasha: "We are really sorry, Santa Claus"
Luz: "I am not having a noche de paz!"

Grime: "This is getting too strange, so time for action
I grime attack with a sword not an abstraction"
Lilith: "Lord Belos that frog hacked your hand clean off!"
Belos: "ARGH! I curse you frog, soon you make your last cough!

Yunan: "I am not a frog, I am Yunan, general of the-"
Maddie: "The beast woman woke up! It can't be!"
King: "This is why I carried an extra elixir"
Luz: "Guys, I need help to give it to her."

Belos meanwhile was firing every spell he knew
Belos: "Toad-Man I will turn you into a magic brew
My magic will atomize you and your human friend
On that note: Lilith, kill that blonde, I recommend"

Lilith casted ice spikes towards the bratty teenager
But Marcy blocked and she felt anger
Marcy: "Don't mess with my friends, sorceress!"
Yunan: "Your defeat will be our success!"

Luz: "I fight this Grime Toad now with magic!"
Grime: "Arcane arts can be dangerous tricks
But I was taught to fight them with martial skill!"
Luz: "You can't stop me, I go in for the kill."

Anne: "Hey green monster guy! I am coming for you!"
Belos ignored her and went for the family of the Boonchuy
Sprig: "Maddie, a little help? We need to curse him!"
Maddie: "Sorry, the situation with the Owl Lady is grim"

Anne: "I just stab you with my sword!"
"I did It I stabbed you on my own Accord!"
Belos: "OUCH! Enough, I freeze you in ice now!
And you can watch as I slit frogs throats really slow!"

Powerless and sensing a threat to her family
Anne was enraged and couldn't think rationally
Anne: "STAY AWAY FROM THEM YOU MONSTER!"
A flash blue was seen, followed by thunder

Anne: "I FEEL THE POWER! I FEEL THE WRATH!
MASAKO NOZAWA'S VOICE IS IN MY PATH
MY HAIR TURNS BLUE AS DO MY EYES
I PUMMEL YOU AND PUNCH YOU INTO THE SKIES"

The Emperor was hit with tens of combos
And with a final punch Anne came victorious
Anne: "YEEHAW! ULTRA INSTINCT BABY!"
She then felt sleepy

Luz was taking on Grime who had a real blast
Grime: "Little girl, your magic is strong and fast
But my sword is slashing through it with ease
Direct attacks don't work on a veteran, witch please"

Luz: "And as a D&D player every choice is critical
As a witch my learning curve is exponential"
A flash of light disoriented the toad soldier
Who was then trapped by an ice wonder

Sasha: "Stupid blinding spells I hate them
In that Pen&Paper Campaign they were so dumb
My Orc was not able to see half the time without exception!"
Marcy: "I told you to invest more points into perception."

Luz carries a very tired Anne towards her friends
Anne: "I didn't even paid attention to that paper mess"
And King and the amphibians restrained Edalyn
King: "Open wide Eda, here comes your medicine"

Sasha: "Did you forget me, you damn losers?
I am still around to kick your freaking trousers!
Be ready, I defeat you all with ease and my might"
King: "I take her on, that will be a quick fight

Sasha: "What can a Cubone rip off do against me?"
The King of Demons set his sonic power free
Knocking down Sasha and some of his own allies
King: "Okay, maybe that attack was a bit unwise."

The battle was won, the heroes victorious
Anne, Luz, Polly, King and Co. felt glorius!
The villains lay on the ground, beaten and battered
And luckily nobodies spine had been shattered

Santa: "You did it, heroines from dark fantasies!
You got a good ending without casualties!"
Anne: "Hold up right there, Coca Cola man"
Luz: "Was all this battle part of a plan?"

Santa: "Delivering presents? Yes but not the fighting
I wanted to have something nice and enlightening
But somehow it ended into those battles suddenly
But better than the time Skellington send three kids to kidnap me"

Santa snapped his fingers and a huge banquet appeared
Santa: "Take a seat and let me explain this crossover I intended"
Everyone but the villains sat at the table of the present giver
Santa: "Millions want Anne and Luz to meet and help each other"

Santa: "The universe can be very gruesome and cold
When it comes to crossovers all want to see, young and old
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Daredevil haven't meet either
Star Trek and Star wars haven't officially meet neither"

Luz: "So our lives are like stories for the public?"
Anne: "That is even more far fetched than Saint Nick"
Hop Pop: "All the world's a stage and we are performers!"
Marcy: "I think we are more like fantasy roleplayers"

Santa: "Your decisions will and are your own
Somebody was just lucky to animate the same tone
It is a ridiculous lucky but don't worry too much
Existentialism can be a crushing crutch"

Hooty: "So is this canon, or one of those weird fanfictions?"
The Owl House was standing near without restrictions
Yunan: "Is this perhaps one of those controversial slash fictions?"
Polly: "Aren't most fanfics affected by chronological contradictions?"

Anne: "Oh, I have enough I just want to celebrate and have fun"
Later on a large table sitting in two dimensions for the ones who won
Friends of Anne, Luz, Eda, Hop Pop and so forth came together
They all sat at the same table to and away from cold weather

Belos: "I can't believe I was defeated by that human"
Grime: "Have some prisoner dignity, mutant man"
Sasha: "Can I at least have a turkey leg, please?"
Lilith: "It's torture to watch them feast without me!"

Santa: "You get coal for your evil, that is all you get."
Sasha: "Thats torture, I will call Den Haag, that is no threat!"
Polly: "All we give you to eat is disgust and dwarven bread!"
Sasha: "Marcy, did you read Discworld to the small roundhead?"

Eda: "I still feel that there's an elephant in the room here"
Santa: "Yeah, Lilith shouldn't still be a villain, which is weird"
Eda: "Not that, or the wrong dates, the fight was easy"
Santa: "If you want a powerful villain, Andrias is beefy…"

Yunan: "Andrias is a villain you tell to me?
I go over to him and kill him before he goes on a killing spree
Then Olivia becomes the Queen and I her Co-Queen
Then we cuddle on kiss on Andrias body, area of the spleen"

Santa: "I think I derailed these fantasy stories a lot"
Polly: "Don't care! Eat turkey while it's hot!"
Maddie: "Usually these birds eat our people back home"
King: "I shall tame these beasts for my own Rome!"

Anne: "And so we eat together in this crossover of worlds
We loved it, we loved each other and we loved these accords"
Luz: "A beautiful time we had all together in our homes and thereof:
The spirit of Christmas was with us, filling us with friendship and love"

Hatoralo: "And so comes to an end this festive fanfiction"
godlessAdversary: "that was creatively made with our weird imagination"
Hatoralo: "We thank Matt and Dana for all the dark fantasy cheer"
godlessAdversary: "And wish you a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"

Hatoralo: "P.S.: The Cover for this Fanfic is made by Issabolica
If they don't want their picture used like this they should tell me, without a car!"