"Hades, you better not harm my son," warned Poseidon, worried about the math teacher.
"Isn't hurting children more Zeus's thing?" griped Hades.
"Oooh!" Poseidon smirked while Zeus rolled his eyes. "Good one. But seriously, I'm warning you."
"Don't worry," Hades retorted. "I won't try to blast him with lightning."
Zeus groaned while Poseidon started making more "ooh!" noises. "Let it go already."
"So, to show my thanks, I shall spare your life," Zeus told Poseidon's son.
"Oh, now you do?" quipped Hades. "You didn't last time."
Poseidon chuckled, amused by his brother's comments. "I'll give him water for that burn."
"All the monsters after the children… How can they possibly complete this quest?" Poseidon asked in panic and worry.
"They don't have to be," Hades quipped. "Zeus does a good enough job of that."
Zeus glared at him. "For the last time, let it go already!"
"Hades! You tried to kill my daughter?" Zeus demanded.
"You started it!" Hades retorted, sounding like a small child. "I was just following your example." Zeus glowered at him. "At least now we're even."
"This is like an intense prank war," muttered Poseidon.
Hades is savage